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Facts about Stannis Baratheon


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I'm sitting at home on my day off, bored to death, so I thought I'd share some 100% true fact about Stannis.



1. Stannis Baratheons tears can cure greyscale, however Westeros is unlikely to benefit from this as Stannis never cries.


2. If you can see Stannis, Stannis can see you. If you can't see Stannis, you may be seconds from death.


3. Stannis once one a game of Cyvasse despite only having a light infantry, the top hat from Monopoly and 2 pegs from a Cribbage board to play with,


4. Stannis once visited the Maiden vault, after his visit it was renamed the Vault.



Anyone have any other facts about Stannis?


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8.Stannis doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

9 . Stannis doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.

10. Stannis starved to death at Storm's End 16 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

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