Red Typer of Dorne Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 I'm sitting at home on my day off, bored to death, so I thought I'd share some 100% true fact about Stannis. 1. Stannis Baratheons tears can cure greyscale, however Westeros is unlikely to benefit from this as Stannis never cries.2. If you can see Stannis, Stannis can see you. If you can't see Stannis, you may be seconds from death.3. Stannis once one a game of Cyvasse despite only having a light infantry, the top hat from Monopoly and 2 pegs from a Cribbage board to play with,4. Stannis once visited the Maiden vault, after his visit it was renamed the Vault. Anyone have any other facts about Stannis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluetiger Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 5. There was once street named after Stannis is King's Landing, but it was changed because nobody crosses Stannis Baratheon and lives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluetiger Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 6. Some magicians from Asshai can walk on water. Stannis Baratheon can swim through land. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluetiger Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 S tannis the Mannis once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluetiger Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 8.Stannis doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.9 . Stannis doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.10. Stannis starved to death at Storm's End 16 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronn Urgandy Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 Ramsay once threatened to hunt Stannis down with his hounds, "that's a shame," replied Stannis grinning and licking his lips, "I like dogs." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluetiger Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 12. Wall was built to protect poor Others from Stannis Baratheon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluetiger Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 14. Once Stannis organized "who won't blink for longer time " contest against gargoyles at Dragonstone. Stannis won. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Typer of Dorne Posted March 1, 2015 Author Share Posted March 1, 2015 Storms ends' Blacksmith took the black rather than risk an arm wrestling rematch against Stannis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max6346 Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 15. Someone in a city once predicted how Stannis Baratheon would die, this city was Valeria, the doom happened shortly after Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluetiger Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 16. Stannis was born at Storm's End. He built this castle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluetiger Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 17. Stannis doesn't get frostbite. He bites frost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qhorin Halfhand and Yoren Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 Stannis doesn't believe or bow to any Gods, all the Gods believe and bow to Stannis. The reason Winter is Coming, is because Stannis ordered it. GRRM didn't create Stannis, Stannis created GRRM. Stannis heart is warmed by fanboy tears, he won't release the next book until he has his due. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Maid Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 Stannis uses a Valyrian Steel sword to shave, he is never cut himself. Actually he has to replace them frequently because they loose their edge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluetiger Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 18. Stannis can walk Penrose Stairs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluetiger Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 19. Stannis doesn't jump. He stares at gravity and it changes direction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluetiger Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 20. Stannis doesn't use toothpaste. He uses concrete. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qhorin Halfhand and Yoren Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 21. PTSD: Posttraumatic Stannis Disorder is observed when one or more individuals are exposed to incredibly traumatic events, such as meeting Stannis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Typer of Dorne Posted March 1, 2015 Author Share Posted March 1, 2015 Stannis was once stung by a manticore, after 3 days of excruciating pain, the manticore died Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petyr's Little Finger Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 Stannis Baratheon drank a whole glass of the Tears of Lys once, when Death came he asked for a second glass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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