Ashara_Dayne Posted October 3, 2017 Share Posted October 3, 2017 People in power very rarely do want to help to become not in power, I'd say. What is considered good education in Westeros? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted October 3, 2017 Author Share Posted October 3, 2017 I do not know how to answer that without appearing extremely callous. Making a joke of music festivals right now just seems wrong. What Dornish nobel house is the best? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted October 3, 2017 Share Posted October 3, 2017 The one that won the Nobel Prize for Dornishness. Who would win the Peace Prize in Westeros or Essos? They all seem pretty bloody, if you'll pardon my language. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Col Cinders Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 Margaery Tyrell was a lovely piece. Winner! Will Margaery be happy to learn that I am her prize? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted October 4, 2017 Author Share Posted October 4, 2017 "If you win, you get Cin". Hmmm... Not really catchy. What prize would Margaery be happy about? 23 hours ago, Count Balerion said: The one that won the Nobel Prize for Dornishness. I deserved that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 (Sorry! I couldn't resist.) She likes putting stuff on her head, preferably crowns; so any prize involving that would do. hi can you help me with my term paper its doo 2morro but i got drunk insteada riting it whose j r r mortin thx. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Col Cinders Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 Start general and then end your introduction with your thesis statement. Then support your thesis with arguments backed by evidence. Avoid pathos. Use ethos and bathos. I need to move things that are heavy and generally too big to fit through doors easily. Help me Obi-Wan Stark. You're my only hope... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted October 5, 2017 Author Share Posted October 5, 2017 Call a friend with a truck. What are the Citadel and the maesters conspiring to do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Col Cinders Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 The high maesters knew all along that magic is very real. They teach that magic is BS just to discourage its use. They want people to eschew magic because the excessive use of magic brought doom to Valeria. Maesters feared that other lands could be ruined if magic were not curtailed. With the coming of the comet, the birth of dragons, and the return of magic, their primary plan is thwarted. Now they are conspiring to mass produce a pattern slip dress and a small black purse that goes with everything. Marketing high fashions at affordable prices will allow the masses to become visually indistinguishable from the nobility. Their ultimate goal is egalitarian. They only lack a high heeled shoe that does not cram toes into a painful point. When did things get so pricy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 The causes of inflation are hotly debated among economists. Please carry out a stochastic analysis of dragon natality and mortality under the Targaryen dynasty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted October 9, 2017 Author Share Posted October 9, 2017 But I don't want to. How do you kill a wighted dragon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Col Cinders Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 I don't. I trained my cat to do it for me. If there were a sequel to Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, who would play Mr. Darcy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 Darcy never struck me as the playful sort. How's my tie? Would Emilia Clarke like it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Col Cinders Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 It's spelled Thai with a capital T, by the way. And I don't think she speaks Thai. If you were referring to the food then maybe she would like it if you don't make it too bland or too spicy. What am I supposed to watch while there is no GoT and TWD hasn't resumed yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen of Procrastination Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 Don't spend so much time watching TV. Read a book! Where do whores go? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted October 13, 2017 Author Share Posted October 13, 2017 There was this one time I was in a sixth-grade play. One of my lines included the word "horrors". I did not think about it too much and when it came time to deliver the line, it came out as "whores". My mom was not too pleased with me. I did not get it until she explained it a little more plainly to me. How would you finish the sentence: The only good thing about the Crakehalls is __________. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 Some things are not meant to end, but to endure for ever. Hey dudes, where's the happenin' hot spots in Meereen? (Or "the 'Reen", as cool people say.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen of Procrastination Posted November 5, 2017 Share Posted November 5, 2017 Why don't you just ask TripAdvisor? Is there a TripAdvisor for Westeros and Essos? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted November 6, 2017 Share Posted November 6, 2017 Strawman. If Westeros had web fora, would Internet debates end with single combat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted November 9, 2017 Author Share Posted November 9, 2017 The majority of Westeros is illiterate. Which Targaryen king would be the least likely to support a literacy initiative? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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