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Count Balerion

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    GRRM, languages, history, opera, Tolkien, parodies, being weird.

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  1. Count Balerion

    Promise me, Ned!

    PMN, you won't let him play a major role in a fantasy show on TV. Or if he does, make sure you get a cut.
  2. Count Balerion

    Coldhands is secretly...

    Logic does not work on me. Coldhands is Frosty the Snowman.
  3. Count Balerion

    Be as unhelpful as possible, v. 3 (No)

    Joe. Or possibly Fred. Did GRRM say when it will stop raining?
  4. Count Balerion

    Would you rather?

    Oh, if I have to choose ... Biter. He seems stupider. Would you rather be a thesis advisor for Mord or for Vargo Hoat?
  5. Count Balerion

    Would you rather?

    I guess the former, because there's only one head involved? I'm not a Stark either. WYR follow the Ironborn Old Way or R'hllor?
  6. Count Balerion

    Coldhands is secretly...

    That one's kind of out there ... but ... well, let me think about it. By the way, Coldhands is a secret cactus.
  7. Count Balerion

    Last One Wins

    Bother. Even my avatar conspires to foil my plans.
  8. Count Balerion

    Coldhands is secretly...

    What if ALL these theories turned out to be correct? Eek. Actually, every single theory that anyone has ever had about the books or the show is true.
  9. Count Balerion

    Be as unhelpful as possible, v. 3 (No)

    Some dog or other. What are the chemical components of dreamwine?
  10. Count Balerion

    Would you rather?

    Hodor. He's amiable, even if his vocabulary isn't of the best. Also, I don't think he's a cannibal, which iirc the other chap is. WYR be a Dothraki or one of the Free Folk?
  11. Count Balerion

    Promise me, Ned!

    PMN, you won't eat at any Flea Bottom restaurants. Especially after the Trident battle. Ugh.
  12. Count Balerion

    Would you rather?

    I guess Cersei. At least she's probably attractive. WYR eat That Weird Tree Paste Stuff We Hope Isn't Jojen, or Singer Stew?
  13. Count Balerion

    Be as unhelpful as possible, v. 3 (No)

    The police haven't released their report yet. What would Sherlock Holmes make of the assassination attempt on Bran? Did the butler do it?
  14. Count Balerion

    Would you rather?

    The Reynes of Castamere has a cool tune. On the show, at least. Heaven knows what it sounds like in the books. One of my favourite lines is Lady Olenna: "We haven't heard The Reynes of Castamere for an entire hour; I've forgotten how it goes." Would you rather be raised by Stannis or by Tywin?
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