chapter 31 of FCKWAD isn't as horrible; mostly boring. but FWIW:
FIRE CANNOT KILL A DRAGON, CHAPTER 31. MANY PARTINGS AND SURE, WE'LL COMPARE OURSELVES TO TOLKIEN B/C CLEARLY WE'RE ON HIS LEVEL -- BEING MODEST THAT IS, PART 1
jaime and brienne. [the morality of their one-night stand is so hollywood. and the virign-shaming, bleeah.]
gwendoline christie: "though personally? i always wanted her to get together w/ dany." [NO COMMENT!]
[and 40 mins. later he's back to cersei] NCW: "he's so bound by this code of honour of family first, and he and cersei have a close bond on every level. ... it makes sense even though you don't want it to."
GC: "i believe the reason jaime left is that he wasn't very good. (laughs)"
jaime's cruel off-script line is "i don't love you. no one loves you."
pilou asbek on being told he's going to die: "no i'm not. i'm not gonna act it."
jaime and cersei were crushed by the red keep, where they were later found by tyrion. [doesn't mention the contradiction: it was only a small pile of rocks when tyrion found them.]
"we will die together as we were born together."
it was very sentimental and touching and sweet and "i love you".