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Count Balerion

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    GRRM, languages, history, opera, Tolkien, parodies, being weird.

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  1. Count Balerion

    Acrophobia 34A&B: COMPLETE

    Sure; the last one was a riot.
  2. HC has a pet lizard to whom he feeds both tequila AND pina colada, in the hopes of turning it into a dragon. Progress is slow, but sure.
  3. Count Balerion

    PICTIONARY 43: Winter's edition!

    Mine is sent now.
  4. Count Balerion

    Acrophobia 34A&B: COMPLETE

    Over, is it? Bother. Well, till next time ...
  5. Tywin et al. have a phobia of being killed by dwarfs, defined as "people below 7 feet tall". He -- or they -- carry a measuring tape with them and are always checking random people to ensure that they be no shorter than 7 feet; if they are, he immediately reports them to police. This marks an improvement over the days when he/they used to pull their heads upwards in an effort to make them taller than 7 feet.
  6. Count Balerion

    PICTIONARY 43: Winter's edition!

    Mine was filth and must be destroyed! Utterly! (Sorry! I feel like being weird.)
  7. Count Balerion

    Acrophobia 34A&B: COMPLETE

    My votes: 1. 7 2. 5 3. 4
  8. Forget almost literally. Beans really do come out of HC's ears, at a rate of 27.8132 beans a second. It's kind of annoying, and his family are always complaining about it, even though selling these beans to restaurants and the like is their livelihood. It does cut down on space, though -- especially since these beans grow about two metres per day. HC's physicians are baffled.
  9. Count Balerion

    Acrophobia 34A&B: COMPLETE

    Yes, it's been fun, and we hope you'll be back!
  10. Count Balerion

    Acrophobia 34A&B: COMPLETE

    1. 6 2. 5 3. 3
  11. Count Balerion

    Acrophobia 34A&B: COMPLETE

    1. 7 2. 1 3. 9
  12. Count Balerion

    PICTIONARY 43: Winter's edition!

    Thanks! I think it worked this time.
  13. Count Balerion

    PICTIONARY 43: Winter's edition!

    "Meera of Tarth cannot receive messages"?
  14. Count Balerion

    PICTIONARY 43: Winter's edition!

    In. Prob'ly send entry tomorrow.
  15. Count Balerion

    Acrophobia 34A&B: COMPLETE

    OK, I'll vote: 1) 4 2) 2 3) 7
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