brashcandy Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 Suggestions/Advice Characters Need to take: Jaime - sleep with someone other than your sister (quickly) - you may just realise you like itTyrion - get yourself to a shrink stat! Perhaps Sandor can write a recommendation for the Quiet Isle.Jorah - get over Dany. She's never going to want youMelisandre - stop perving on a teenager Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZacharyB Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 Obvious one that is going to be said forty times:Dany: Learn2gotowesteros. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyDogIsNamedDanerys Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 Suggestions/Advice Characters Need to take: great topicSansa - Kill Littlefinger. Now. Not tomorrow. Today.Arya - GTFO that creepy place and back to Westeros.Bran - Tell Meera you love her before you turn into a tree! :crying:Melisandre - stop perving on a teenagerLOL! Disagree strongly. I want that shit to happen. Even especially if Jon is unJon. Stannis can come too. *megusta* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1234567 Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 Dany: You cannot change an entire culture's views over night. Leave Mereen and go to Westeros. It's getting cold over there.Cersei: Stop making decisions based on a witchy fortune teller you met when you were a little girl.Arya: The FM are not good people. Leave now while you still can.Tyrion: Please get some therapy.Jaime: Be very careful what you say, it does matter, and words may come back to haunt you.Davos: You maybe the best man in terms of loyalty and honesty in existence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaggydog Stark Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 Bran: Don't eat your friends.Manderly: Don't eat your enemies ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZacharyB Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 Manderly: Don't eat your enemies ;)Disagree. Those pies were delicious. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moey reed Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 the remaining stark children: keep your wolves close ALL THE TIME and don't ignore them when they get all weird and protective Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Blind Eye Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 Victarion - Kill Darrio (sp)Barristan - Tell Dany the slavers killed darrioDany - Sack the crap out of Yunkia, head to westeros Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyDogIsNamedDanerys Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 Victarion - Kill Darrio (sp)Barristan - Tell Dany the slavers killed darrioSince technically Victarion's a slaver, it's not even a lie! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexia Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 Arya -- don't listen to any of these people. Faceless ftw!Sansa -- kill LF, stat please.Bran -- please stop warging Hodor, and please stop thinking about him as your proxy with Meera. Thank you.Jon -- learn the fine art of listening and appearing to take what others say into consideration when making decisions. Also, learn to realize when somebody is right and you are wrong.Dany -- either subjugate them or go, but stop the half-assed stuff that is causing more problems for you.Tyrion -- please stop trying to find out where whores go. Also, it isn't all about your dwarfism man. It really isn't.GRRM -- please give us an Essosi POV who is at least Dany's equal in intelligence and an antagonist to her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexia Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 Since technically Victarion's a slaver, it's not even a lie! :lol:He's not a slaver, he is just drafting men into the Iron Fleet! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brashcandy Posted November 5, 2011 Author Share Posted November 5, 2011 LOL! Disagree strongly. I want that shit to happen. Even especially if Jon is unJon. Stannis can come too. *megusta**scrubbing my mind clean of this image* :lol: Stannis in a threesome.. oh gosh....Ok, some others:Asha: It's probably not a good idea to go up against crazy eye Euron - ditto Victarion.Doran: Leave plotting to those who know how to do it. PLEASE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyoftheNorth72 Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 Margaery - make common cause with Cersei and the two of you together take over with Tommen RIGHT NOW, before all your braindead menfolk hand Westeros to the Others on a silver platter. If you two could learn to paddle the same canoe, no one else would ever be able to give Tommen another piece of paper he would sign, and y'all could get some shit done. Loras - die. And stay that way. It is best for everyone, especially you.Tyrion - return to Illyrio's at once and start on his wine cellar. Do not stop until it runs out or you die of a surfeit of eating rich food and bedding houseslaves. You have said a hundred times that your priorities in life are whores, gold and comfort. Prove it before someone finds the correct dwarf.Dany - take your dragon and the start of your new Dothraki horde and take over Essos; live there happily with Daario to a ripe old age, and leave Westeros alone. You have street cred in Essos. In Westeros, the first halfrate crook (sellsword) you meet is likely to outwit you on advice from his pet monkey, and end up eating soup out of your cute little skull.Jon - dude, wish I could help, man. You should have either stayed in that cave with Ygritte and raised cute little red haired babies, or taken Stannis up on his offer of Val and Winterfell. Davos - return to Stannis at once. Osha can bring Rickon home when it is time, and I don't want you to end up being called the Onion Knight in the history books because that is what they seasoned you with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexia Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 Davos - return to Stannis at once. Osha can bring Rickon home when it is time, and I don't want you to end up being called the Onion Knight in the history books because that is what they seasoned you with.:lol:That is awesome. Well done! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brashcandy Posted November 5, 2011 Author Share Posted November 5, 2011 Dany: If Daario wasn't used as a human catapult, have some more sex with him girl. You only live once, and winter is coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaggydog Stark Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 Doran Martell: You really need to get laid man and your man Hotah or whatever his name is, it's not healthy to sleep with an axe.Jaime: You need to get laid too by someone other than Cersei.Jon: Please read the aboveSandor: Follow the trail from above.On a side note what does "ftw", stand for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyoftheNorth72 Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 :lol:That is awesome. Well done!Thank you!Ftw= for the win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kephv Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 On a side note what does "ftw", stand for?I found two meanings. Fuck the world or for the win. Probably the latter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordBloodraven Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 Jon- You'd better wake up, and keep your wolf close.Stannis- Stop clenching your teeth, it's annoying.Melisandre- Tell Stannis to burn Shireen as an offering, she has the king's blood, and he'll know your devotion (kinda female Davos)Selyse and his ducklings- Die, please dieTyrion- Well Imp, put down the wine and forget about the whores, go look for your wits.Jaime- You'd better not die a stupid death in the woods.Arya- Leave the FM and go straight to White Harbour, don't lose your identity she-wolf.Theon- Just remember your name, heheSansa- Don't let that perv near you, go straight to Bronze Yohn, trust Randa, or go to the godswoodWalder Frey- The red will run for you bastard, and many wrongs will be righted...Cersei- Just set Ungregor on Mace, make the shit stir.Manderly- Start eating salad, Davos- When you retrieve Rickon, just straight to Stannis, not to ManderlySam- Stop calling yourself a coward Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaggydog Stark Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 Thanks guys :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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