Sam - Yo, Bran, 'sup?
Bran - I am the 3 eyed raven, now!
Sam - What does that mean?
Bran - IT MEANS I CAN SEE ALL! I KNOW EVERYTHING! why are you at winterfell?
Sam - I came to help john.
Bran - Why are you in my chamber, then? By the way, after a whole season of not telling anything to any of my sisters, I'll just plain blurt out for you that Jon Snow is actually...Jon Sand! He MUST know.
Sam - No, he is legitimized. I know it because I transcribed it from a maester's diary.
Bran - What...but not only you didn't pay attention to Gilly, but she was reading from the diary itself...does that mean you kept on transcribing the maester's diary after fleeing the citadel?
Sam - .........................no...
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