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LulaMae Barnes

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  1. LulaMae Barnes

    [Spoilers] Rant and Rave Without Repercussion

    Since showfans believe that with every season another year passes in the showverse (and since the writers let you believe that easily with all that travelling and I think even mentioning "the war of the 5 kingdom already lasts for 7years) - it should be the year 304 now - so Little Sam should be about 5 by now ;o)
  2. LulaMae Barnes

    [Spoilers] Rant and Rave Without Repercussion

    You are so right! I didn't think of that straight away - but it's true: Carol knows dead things can be revived/move/whatever. Why bother bringing her another undead thing to look at. I guess she is still making fun of "grumkins and snarks" while having Zombie Gregor standing right next to her. And hey - since Qyburn created The Zombie Mountain for Queen Carol with the Good Hair - maybe he secretly is the creator of The Others as well;o) (he would have to be a child of the forest though - but who cares ;o)) Since Carol is utterly outnumbered (having no soldiers at all right now - I guess) when Team Khalessi and Team "the North remembers" actually unite - I suggest she simply marries the "Night King" and uses his army against her foes. Somehow I suppose not even THAT would make Larry fall out of love with her. To him she will ALWAYS be perfect. I am also quite interested in that weird hunting party up north - will they catch the wight with a net? Did they bring a cage or something along? Did Davos invite Gendry just to be the bait? I am sooooo excited
  3. LulaMae Barnes

    [Spoilers] Rant and Rave Without Repercussion

    All true! I doubt Hornhill will ever be seen again, so the Tarlys won't matter much. Sam will just be happy to be with Gilly forever, no matter where they will live. Maybe, when everything is over (and the comet does not hit Westeros wiping out everyone), he might open his own doctor's surgery where he is curing all kinds of rare diseases like greyscale, the flux.... and Gilly will be his desk clerk. The teleporting of everyone vs. the poking along of the dead men walking (in very slow slow-motion) is devoid of any logic for the last 3 seasons. And yes - GoT has become my Sunday comedy program rather than a good, watchable historical drama show. Almost like Monty Python meets Benny Hill - but with less fun.
  4. LulaMae Barnes

    [Spoilers] Rant and Rave Without Repercussion

    What does he want to do? Make Wolver-Arya so mad at Sandra that she kills her? Maybe LF realized Arya is way better than the lady of his dreams (Sandra aka Mini-Catelyn) because she is an evil faceless badass sometimes.
  5. LulaMae Barnes

    [Spoilers] Rant and Rave Without Repercussion

    Mmmh, would that be a "love pentagon" then? Soon I'll be all out of geometry....
  6. LulaMae Barnes

    [Spoilers] Rant and Rave Without Repercussion

    Oha. D&D would call that "The War for Dany's Ladygarden" (yes, they would use the c-word, but I wanted to be poetic)
  7. LulaMae Barnes

    [Spoilers] Rant and Rave Without Repercussion

    Oh YES - please do! Yup. Classic daytime television. I am waiting for a cunning love triangle - until Daario shows up again .. making it a "love square" or a "love quadrangle"?!
  8. LulaMae Barnes

    [Spoilers] Rant and Rave Without Repercussion

    Bronn should have just married Lollys Stokeworth. End of story. But now he will surely be heartbroken when he has to decide whether he wants to be Team Jaime or Team Tyrion.
  9. LulaMae Barnes

    [Spoilers] Rant and Rave Without Repercussion

    Hahahaahahahaa.... of course Ding&Dong never mention that possibility. They say "fuck" a lot and repeat phrases from the earlier seasons... but that's pretty much it now. I am not even sure they really explained the conquest ;o)
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    [Spoilers] Rant and Rave Without Repercussion

    I still hope for that red comet to come back ;o) Nobody needs Joffrey 2.0 ;o))
  11. LulaMae Barnes

    [Spoilers] Rant and Rave Without Repercussion

    It was a Septon - apparently High Septon Maynard from the Great Sept of Baelor
  12. LulaMae Barnes

    [Spoilers] Rant and Rave Without Repercussion

    Littlefinger is done "littlefingering"(aka leaning on a wall, smirking and irishing a lot this season) - he now remembers that he is a schemer. Though No-One and Sandra know he is up to no good (Dr.Branhattan knows everything anyway).
  13. LulaMae Barnes

    [Spoilers] Rant and Rave Without Repercussion

    Yup, after having two children with her and actually liking his wife (and with the possibility of marrying a second wife - as some Targaryens did) "Ragger" decided to ditch Elia and make their 2 children into bastards - which totally makes sends as he believes he needs 3 legitimate children as the prophecy said "the dragon will have 3 heads". The annulment and the following wedding was supposed to be performed by the High Septon (I suppose:the one from the Great Sept in Kings Landing) named Maynard - who secrectly travelled all the way from KL to Dorne - without anyone noticing his journey or so. This High Septon apparently kept a neat diary like every teenage girl (or Bridget Jones) does - documenting all of his doings - and all the architectural details of the Great Sept of Baelor (steps, windows etc.) - which might lead D&D to have Gilly rebuild the Sept in the end of season 8 because she read all those important accounts and knows it all.
  14. LulaMae Barnes

    [Spoilers] Rant and Rave Without Repercussion

    Oh mon dieu! You cannot have anything bad happening to good queen Carol. She oozes motherly love, kindness and affection (and hatred only to those who wronged her). She is basically the Lady Di of this show-Westeros. Of course she must live somewhere nice in the end. Something with a Spa nearby and cocktails 24/7. There was no Valonqar-prophecy in the show so she will be fine. But Larry is soooo not Jaime anymore - he is brainwashed. A bit like the Branbot9000 (who died beyond the Wall and only returned as an empty shell full of 3eyed-raven-downloads) Jaime might have died on his way jumping from where he was standing around at Joffrey's wedding to the spot where his son/king lay on the floor choking to death in season 4. Now he is just "Larry the lapdog" who is either scared of or completely turned on by "Cersei with the good hair" - he definitively forgot all about his character's development and redemption arc though. SAD. He also forgot the shows intention to show him falling more for Brienne (that whole sword-thing and the hearteyes when passing Tarth on his way to Dorne). He probably forgot Brienne altogether, he has 50shades of Carol now (and probably will get spanked for losing all of her soldiers). And now for the first time in is live he will be a daddy - ooooooohhhhh... a proper daddy to an official incest kid born out of wedlock - which will be absolutely ok to everyone in the realm - why not?
  15. LulaMae Barnes

    [Spoilers] Rant and Rave Without Repercussion

    All of them - pretty useless by now. But hey: Greyworm had sex, so he can die soon. Because they cut so many storyarcs of the actual books, but kept the characters whose arcs they cut, these characters have literally nothing to do in the show anymore other than standing next to one of the mad queens like a sexy smouldering vase most of the time (Larry = the artist formerly known as Jaime), smirking and leaning against some wall in Winterfell (Baelish) maybe trying to blend into said wall like a chameleon, sitting somewhere smiling approvingly whenever an empowered Northern brat talks about girl power (Brienne), replacing Ghost as Jon's ever present pet wolf (Davos), or still being alive with nothing real to do (Beric), standing with one's hands hidden away in their coat looking somehow way too tanned and not being the useful, very well informed Spider they used to be (Varys) etc. I find The Hound, Gendry and even Qyburn pretty irrelevant too.
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