Spockydog

Just about to knock on Chops' bedroom door and gift him with this, my latest invention: The Pantheon (prototype v1.0) Dude has got millions of action figures, with dozens of his favourites currently arrayed across a chest of drawers in his room. He's given up trying to keep them upright. They are currently in a dusty, untidy heap, except for the ones I snaffled for my nefarious experiment. I can guarantee there ain't nobody falling over in Clarkey's Pantheon. He has no clue about this. Never ever mentioned it to him. I had the idea ages ago but I've been so busy I didn't have a chance to sit down and knock it together. Can't wait to see his reaction. Now I've got proof of concept, I'm going to knock up something a bit grander to occupy the top of his chest of drawers. I'm thinking a bespoke, six-tiered amphitheatre, set around a fighting pit. It's his birthday in about six weeks. There will be no patent for The Pantheon. The world can have this one for free. Imma probably knock them out on Etsy to make a bit of pocket money. Mwah. Mwah. Mwah.

Surely that's a joke.

I am sure Starmer doesn't give a toss that Labour party membership under his leadership has dropped from 550,000 when he lied his way into the job, to just over 200,000 today. 23,000 of those have gone within the past two months. I reckon he's making up for the lost membership fees with all the snouts he's inviting to the trough.

Of course, even worse than that is defining a problem, finding and presenting a solution, then your boss goes and takes all the fucking credit.

Tell you one thing. There'll be no C-suite salaries three-hundred-times that of Lazyscrog's lowest paid workers. My business model is built around treating people so well they would never want to work anywhere else. Of course, that may be spectacularly naïve of me, but as long as I'm in control, we will not be one of these POS corporations.

Hands down the most disturbing movie I've ever seen. But the most disturbing individual scene of any movie is THAT scene in Bone Tomahawk..

Came here to whine about this. Thanks, Ran.

Surprised it took them so long. Todd Boehly will reportedly be ousted as Chelsea chairman by his fellow owners at the first opportunity after widespread criticism of the American.

Fuck him. The stupid cunt*. And lol at Eddie Howe. I don't think his arms are long enough for this twat. *And yes, I am completely aware that gambling is an addiction. But to do this, whilst being investigated over his betting in Italy. Some people don't deserve help.

Please can someone explain to me why The Right seem to get the best people. The very best.

This is the manager who once brought Jack Grealish onto the pitch in the 97th minute with England trailing.

NVM (can't be arsed with this today)

Holy shit.

Yeah, I thought that was going to be a story about Gareth's Southgate's weird as fuck recent fixation on Benjamin White. Actually, not so weird when you look at his current defensive options and realise the twat is perhaps looking for a scapegoat. Look, Gareth, everybody knows that this is bad management on your part. You allowed your assistant manager to mock White in front of the rest of the squad, just because he isn't totally obsessed with his fucking job like Kyle Walker. So Ben White then said, you know what, I don't need this shit, and went home. That's what happened. Literally Everybody in Football knows that's what happened, so stop making yourself look like a tit over this Steve Holland character, who, frankly, sounds like he could have an argument in an empty room. And this, Gareth, is why you're going into the Euros with the likes of Slabhead and Lewis fucking Dunk, all because you've allowed your mate to alienate one of the best, most versatile defenders in the country. Twat.

The explanation made no sense at all.

Wut? Hit me up with them book spoilers.

Considering the amount of time they spent on Will's ever so lingery lingering, it was a disappointment that

Dude needs to calm down.

Just heard that my nephew has became the youngest ever artist to have an official collaboration with Hermes. I don't know any more than this, just received a very excited text from my sister in Geneva.

Brian May? What are you arguing? That frizzy-headed bellend proponents of shit guitar music can be brainy too? Anyway, https://www.businessinsider.com/50-sexy-scientists-2013-2#1-bobak-ferdowsi-49 The world's sexiest scientist is a dude! Apparently.

The Kate video is a deepfake, apparently. The (so-called) evidence: 1. She looks more or less exactly the same as a promotional video released in 2016. Same hair. Same stripey jumper. (I'll admit, this does seems a little bit weird. I mean she looks the same, wearing the same jumper as she did eight years ago. Maybe she just really likes that jumper). 2. Why is she completely alone in the film? Surely the palace would want to show Kate in the bosom of her family at such a time of crisis. Compare and contrast with all her previous, family-heavy video releases. (Again, seems a bit weird. I feel like they should at least have released some b-roll of her walking down some leafy pathway with her kids or something). 3. A ring on her left hand that supposedly disappears and reappears. (None of the evidence for this is all that compelling). 4. Some dodgy pixelation, proving it's a deepfake, or some shit. (Really, who the hell knows). I'm not passing judgement either way. In this timeline, anything is possible.

They dared to change the colour of the Cross of St. George.

Right wing bigoted bellends, are you not entertained?

Fasting during Ramadan just means they can't eat when the sun is in the sky. They're not exactly starving themselves.