Spockydog

I suppose it will come as no surprise to hear that the Tories have been lying to us. Again. This time, the porkies are in relation to their dismal attempts at implementing of any kind of coherent testing regime. They're now blaming the lack of tests on the unavailability of chemical reagents needed to make them. On Tuesday, Gove said this: “We are increasing the number of tests. One of the constraints on our capacity to increase testing overall is supply of the specific reagents, the specific chemicals, that are needed in order to make sure that tests are reliable.” Yet, according to Robert Peston, the UK Chemical Industries Association say there is no shortage of the required chemicals, and nobody from the Government has been in touch.

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IT'S BEEN SEVENTEEN YEARS. FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, LET IT GO MAN.

That'll be the zombies.

One thing we can judge, right now, is the decision taken by Jeremy Hunt's Department of Health, in 2017, to deny NHS staff the required equipment to protect themselves during a pandemic, because it cost too much. Advice on protective gear for NHS staff was rejected owing to cost Despite his smug, brass-necked criticisms of Bozo's handling of this crisis, Jeremy Hunt bears huge responsibility for the lack of NHS preparedness. He should just stfu.

"Operation Last Gasp."

Tom Hanks must die!

Is it 1968 again?

I'm talking up a hobby. I'm going to grow my own 'tomatoes'. Oh, how I love my tomatoes. Can't really do without them. So with my normal supply lines already becoming somewhat sketchy, I've just ordered myself some tomato seeds, nutrients, an indoor grow tent, and one of those new fangled LED grow lights. Om nom nom.

We'll all be micro-chipped by the end of the year. Probably.

Alternatively (and for maximum savings), just stay at home and poop in the shower then squish it down the plughole with your foot. Five Questions for... the '1 in 30 People Who Poo in the Shower' I imagine that number will be significantly higher come the summer.

WITNESS MEEEEEEE!

I'm not saying they should be closed because traders are gonna get the virus. I'm saying they should be closed to protect people's jobs, pensions and investments.