JonCon's Red Beard

Today is "we all have a lot of titles" days, isn't?

Jorah's face: well, you wanted to be a Queen, don't you?

So, Hiz's dad was the Good Slaver that was Promised, I see. I HOPE YOU ALL ARE HAPPY NOW!!!!

That was fast... :/

Asha > Everybody else. Even you and me.

¡Braavos in the opening!

I got hopes that Jorah would mention them. But Jorah actually looked very miserable, for some reason. He was like "Jeez, Khaleesi, I don't know, do whatever you want, don't care".

It wasn't the only thing that bothered her. Tywin wanted to marry her, and even Oberyn was considered. That's why she probably tried to seduced him during the trial. Also, he worried about the regency of Tommen, because Tywin insisted on marry her off and she would be away from Tommen.

I'm one of those people who complains about the lack of subtlety and I still didn't notice at first that Cersei was simply acting out to play the judges. Sometimes, things pass over your head. And, in Cersei's case, that's easy to miss because since the start of the show they have portrayed Cersei pretty much like a victim and a poor helpless mother, victim of everything and everybody, while we know that's not entirely true. OTOH, Oberyn, Margaery and Tywin are also smart enough to know that there is something odd about Cersei being "nice". As we don't get a Cersei's POV before Tywin died, we can't tell if she was in the same situation in books. In book 3, we only have Tyrion's and Jaime's POVs as the closest thing to her mind, and she was quite desperate back then, asking Jaime for help to protect Tommen. Looks like she didn't have any plan, because she knew that Tywin Lannister isn't someone to be fooled. Agree with this.

About Cersei, at this point in books, we don't get her POV yet. So, we don't actually know how crazy she is. Also, maybe she felt protected by Tywin, confident on Tyrion being killed and joyful because she defeated Maggy's prophecy. Once Tyrion escapes, though...

Or a cousin. Nieces and nephews can also be the children of cousins. Anyway, I like it's his niece. It kinda makes sense and it's more logical than suddenly show up with a bastard. A niece, he could have decided to bring her to his new permanent residence in the Vale because he wanted to look for a good marriage, which is probably what are his real plans.

Cute... "yeah, I'm only writing some poetry"... ("Dear Doran... everything here is fucked up. King's dead. Wasn't me. Tyrells everywhere. And the Targaryen chic has DRAGONS. BROTHERFUCKING DRAGONS. Love, Ob".)

Actually, it's the lack of important shocking events what makes the episode looks "bad" to some. We can't have Kings dying every episode, isn't? And last week episode set the bar too high, sadly.

Next week Promo: https://www.youtube....h?v=wB5W9x3-73U

Next week Promo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wB5W9x3-73U

Oh, yeah. I like sweet Robin =)

Nothing happened, really. Dunno, Lysa and Jon were the highlights. Also, Jojen being all "you're so dead right now" level of creepy. 7, I guess?

So, Jojen knows how the books are going to end? OR HE IS ALSO A SECRET TARGARYEN???!?!?!?! :lol:

Did actually something happen in this episode?

Willem Defoe =(

but but but... Noah taylor!!!

Jojen creepy child ftw.

That they exist. (and he named Elia after his sister)

YES, LITTLE ELIA SAND!!!!!!!