Señor de la Tormenta 2 Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 abdicate and give the throne to Daenerys. Tell her westerosi need to be "saved". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Vaes Tolorro Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 Put Joffery's Cersei's Jaime's and Stannis' head on the Red Keep. Declare war on Greyjoys. Done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Undead Ned With No Head Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Do I have a dragon if so try and make the 8 if not just whatever Robert Baratheon would of done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
House Pintur Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Send Jamies head to Tywin with a note saying come get some. Next tell every highborn lord that every inch of Lannister and Frey land is up for grabs to the first person to take it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blazfemur Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 And I, King Blazfemur, first of his name and lord protector of the realm, ruler of the andals and tits and wine, mayhaps decree that the following get raised to lordship and ascend as wardens of cardinal direction: Patchface, first of his name, lord of winterfell and warden of the north with his daughter shireen. Butterbumps, first of his name, ascend to warden and rule henceforth in the south alongside queen loras. Moonboy, first of his name, his queen cersei lannister warden of the west, And finally, Hodor, first in a long line of succession, raised to warden of the east. Those opposed are hereby named enemy of the crown, and shall be thrown immediately upward into the sea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blazfemur Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Actually, i think that just trolled just about every guilty party in the realm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pod The Impaler Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Tax the phrase 'words are wind.' I like it. If words = wind and words = taxes, then this leads to the conclusion that words = money. As a result people can now literally "inherit the wind". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ours if the Fury Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 I would order a pillow fight in my bedchambers between Nymeria, Dany, Arianne, Asha, Ashara, Lyanna, Margery, Sansa… !!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hajk Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 I hereby decree that the taint of bastardy is removed from the realm. Hence from this day onwards all bastards stand legitimized and qualify in the line of sucession in terms of order of birth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuem Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 Capture a dwarf the whole realm bleeds for it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roddy the Ruin Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 !!!!!THATS RIGHT I SAID IT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godsbraid Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Name Danny my heir on the condition that she marries Jaime. Arm the Faith and send them to convert the Iron Isles at the same time as I make R'hollorism the new official religion.Empty the treasury by sending Facless Menn to assasin the belowed son/wife/other realtive of powerfull Lords. Once it is done, send them "delayed" ravens with "warnings" and a list of highborn suspects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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