Kiporman Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 It makes sense. The religion of the Drowned God talks about... well, Drowned People. Patchface is probably more Drowned than anyone in the Iron Islands. He was lost for days. No priest of the Drowned God talks about the world under the sea half as much as Patchface. Besides, I have not seen or heard of a Drowned God priest to be prophetic – in this regard, Patchface is probably better than them. Taking Aeron and Victarion in consideration, I suppose it is safe to assume that the followers of the Drowned should be, ideally, be either stupid or nuts, and must, obligatory, be boring as hell. If that’s the case, then Patchface fits not only two, but all three of the requirements. So… what do you guys think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niamhikus Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 i cant remember all that crazy stuff he says, do you remember? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheNinjaDC Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 I will LOL if the drowned god is actually trying to help out(against others), and is sort of pissed at the Iron Islanders ways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Wolf Smith Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 Yes, Patchface is a prophet of the Drowned God, there are many threads on it. And unlike Melisandre he is usually right about what he see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Joker Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 Patchface is a creepy mofo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy Targdust Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 Under the sea, mermaids rape men this I know oh oh oh!Sam kennison would have been perfect for HBO Patchface. Was patchy even on the show?And they need to stop letting him hang out with Shireen alone, this I know oh oh oh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HouseHarrison Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 I think he is channeling the power of the Drowned God, yes, but how important he will be in the series is dubious right now. I really I want to see him and Aeron interact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Abominable SnowOther Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 PF is GRRM being a troll what with, all of us not knowing what the fuck he's saying but still obsessing over it, yah! smells like stinky troll nuggets, to me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterJack Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 “It is always summer under the sea,” he intoned. “The merwives wearnennymoans in their hair and weave gowns of silver seaweed. I know, I know, oh, oh, oh. ” Dany and his hairs “Under the sea, it snows up, ” said the fool, “and the rain is dry as bone. I know, I know, oh, oh,oh.”Volcanos of Valyrya and the general dryness around Slaver's bay “Under the sea, the birds have scales for feathers,” hesaid, clang-a-langing. “I know, I know, oh, oh, oh. ”DRAGONS “Under the sea, you fall up, ” he declared. “I know, I know,oh, oh, oh.”“From Patchface POV in Westeros, folks in Essos are backwards (as Australians are to North-Americans) “Under the sea, the fish eat us. I know, I know, oh, oh, oh. ”Dragons, scaled creatures, eats ppl. Remember that sheppard's daughter? Now Guess the others by yourself: “Under the sea, no one wears hats,” Patchface said. “I know, I know, oh, oh, oh. ” “Under the sea, smoke rises in bubbles, and flames burngreen and blue and black,” Patchface sang somewhere . “I know, I know, oh, oh, oh. ” “ Under the sea the old fish eat the young fish, ” the foolmuttered at Davos. He bobbed his head, and his bells clanged and chimed and sang. “ I know, Iknow, oh oh oh.” “Under the sea the mermen feast on starfish soup,and all the serving men are crabs,” Patchface proclaimed as they went. “I know, I know, oh, oh, oh.”“Under the sea the crows are white as snow, I know, I know, oh, oh, oh.” Princess Shireen was curled up in a window seat, her hood drawn up to hide the worst of the greyscale that had disfigured her face.“Under the sea, men marry fishes.” Patchface did a little dance step, jingling his bells. “They do,they do, they do.”Change "Under the Sea" by "At the other side of the world where Dany is" it makes a lot of sense, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 I don't think it's a fair comparison. Patchface has a better percentage on his predictions. Crackpot: Patchface is The Great Other. Mel's been around him all this time and never figured it out. Poor Mel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LROSyke Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 It'd be gnarly if a dragon ate Patchy and Shireen. Har. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iliasb Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 Could be, but I don't think someone would take Patchface serious... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kinkslayer Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 If you mean that Melisandre is R'hllor's fool, then yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lelele Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 If you mean that Melisandre is R'hllor's fool, then yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy Targdust Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 Is Pathface on the TV show? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unSonofStannis Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 Is Pathface on the TV show? No Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormland's Fury Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 If you mean that Melisandre is R'hllor's fool, then yes. I think you won. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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