A True Kaniggit Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 So a little while ago the family got together and I had to endure the same old jokes that I've had to listen to for the last 24 years. Are there any horrible jokes that you know that you're gonna have to listen to repeatedly every time you have a family reunion, usually told by some drunk uncle? Or maybe your're the one telling the same old jokes every year. Either way, I wanna hear 'em. These are the ones I heard at lead eight times in a three day span. - A man walks into a bar, ouch. - A 3 legged dog walks into a saloon. He goes up to the bartender and says, “I’m looking for the man that killed my paw”. - Mary had a little lamb… that’s what she gets for f**king sheep. P.S. and try to keep the jokes as clean as possible. Nothing too dirty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S John Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 P.S. and try to keep the jokes as clean as possible. Nothing too dirty. So just keep it less dirty than a sheep-fucking joke? :lol: I like the one about the paw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A True Kaniggit Posted January 10, 2015 Author Share Posted January 10, 2015 So just keep it less dirty than a sheep-fucking joke? :lol: Yes. That's the limit :rolleyes: . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkynJay Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 I always preferred 'Three men walk into a bar, youd think the third would have seen it coming' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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