Ser_not_appearing_yet Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 You know, I've read all of SoT and all of King except his newest collection, and I can;t really argue with that. Ah I still remember the time when me and my friends all thought Sword of Truth was SUPPOSED to be hilarious. Ignorance is bliss.Oh crap I said the forbidden word in my last post. I have to go punish myself.How do these new members learn the rules so quickly? Amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cantabile Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 Yes, we're not trying to come across as condescending, elitist literary assholes, but this literature board isn't just a group of casual average readers. People here know their shit, and are pretty intelligent people, which is why it's a fantastic board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medieval Housefly Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 It's all good, I can be pretty snooty myself. VC Andrews is coming out with a new vampire series to get on the bandwagon--what what! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cantabile Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 Which is forbidden? Ringo? At least the man knowingly embraces his shittiness, and doesn't think he's a literary god like the Yeard :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser_not_appearing_yet Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 Which is forbidden? Ringo? At least the man knowingly embraces his shittiness, and doesn't think he's a literary god like the Yeard :PCantabile mate, I've just noticed. How the hell do you have half my post count already? You sly dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grack21 Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 Which is forbidden? Ringo? At least the man knowingly embraces his shittiness, and doesn't think he's a literary god like the Yeard :PNo, the Twi word.Yeah, Ringo does sign those JOHN RINGO OH NO shirts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cantabile Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 Cantabile mate, I've just noticed. How the hell do you have half my post count already? You sly dog.1) jobless2) wife that's ignoring me3) sitting in a la-z boy and discussing cannibalism and the evils of Santa was my long lost life passion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medieval Housefly Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 1) jobless2) wife that's ignoring me3) sitting in a la-z boy and discussing cannibalism and the evils of Santa was my long lost life passion.Romantic cannibalism is the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peterbound Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 Well, i'd add any thing published by Baen (with the exception of Bjould), and any D and D or movie tie in (although there have been some big name authors diving into that pool lately... this might change). Star Trek novels are usually crap as well.Actually, and how the fuck did i forget this, I'd put the mighty Stanek on this dubious list. Anyone that can shit in your soul deserves to be up there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivin Posted January 21, 2011 Author Share Posted January 21, 2011 It is amazing to see what this board came to in the time that it took me to go to the library and pick up the Wild Cards series.And to throw gasoline onto the fire, who read Christopher Paloini's Eragon, and or the entire series...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser_not_appearing_yet Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 Fair enough then Grandad.Stanek isn't even an author. Doesn't deserve to be credited as one.And not me. Saw the movie though with my baby sister and her friends. It had dragons I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cantabile Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 Romantic cannibalism is the best.Romantic cannibalism? You'll have to enlighten me on that one. Better yet, go find the cannibalism thread in general chatter and post it in there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medieval Housefly Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 Romantic cannibalism? You'll have to enlighten me on that one. Better yet, go find the cannibalism thread in general chatter and post it in there.Romantic Cannibal = one who engages in oral sex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grack21 Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 Actually, and how the fuck did i forget this, I'd put the mighty Stanek on this dubious list. Anyone that can shit in your soul deserves to be up there.oh shit! I forgot about Stanek! I don't think he counts. Hell, I'm not sure he's real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser_not_appearing_yet Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 Romantic Cannibal = one who engages in oral sexLearn something new every day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cantabile Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 Fair enough then Grandad.Stanek isn't even an author. Doesn't deserve to be credited as one.Stanek blurs the line between author, comedian, and crazy middle-aged man living in his basement channeling thousands of alternate personalities.Surely that deserves some recognition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medieval Housefly Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 Learn something new every day.And not from any of those fancy smancy authors! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peterbound Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 Romantic Cannibal = one who engages in oral sexAnd thus a new phrase is added to lexicon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cantabile Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 Romantic Cannibal = one who engages in oral sexA blowjob and dinner at the same time...Multi-tasking is always a good thing, I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grack21 Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 A blowjob and dinner at the same time...Multi-tasking is always a good thing, I guess.Oh lord, there's a famous German murder case involving just that. Rammstein even has a song about it. Truth is stranger then fiction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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