Cosmic Maintenance Man Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 So, I read a few ASOIAF related poems a while back. Even though they were pretty bad, it's still a nice idea and I am certain that we here on the forums can do better. They can be short, funny, intelligent, etc... you decide.I'm not a writer by any means but I'll give it a shot anyway:Anger, malice and hatred combinedNever at rest, his soul confinedRevenge he seeks, before he is lostFor freedom comes with it, no matter the costKnowing his fate, he patiently abidesand weakness be damned! He lives or he diesthe day he faces, the mountain that ridesI know my Hound-poem was probably nothing to write home about...but I'm still curious as to what kind of poetry this board will be able to provide.All right, put on your thinking caps and put your writing skills to the test :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guts Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 From the North, to Dorne, we've tried all the wineA large appetite, has this partner of mineI wish him luck, wherever he may beFor we're no longer together, my partner and meSome battles were big, some battles were smallNo matter the odds, we overcame them allI wish him luck, wherever he may beFor we're no longer partners, my friend and meWe've tasted lots of women, from the North to the RockWe pleased them all with out one mighty cockNever again, together we'll beFor I'm the imps nose, and I'm lost at sea. Please remind to never do this again. ;_; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticWeirwood Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 O what’s the rhyme to Blackfyre?Ken ye the rhyme to Blackfyre?Unworthy Aegon gave his son The sword his hopes to backfire. The king across the water bides Not long ere home again he rides In glory till at Redgrass Field A weirwood arrow fate decides. Beyond the Wall white walkers walk,Lord Brynden urges ravens talk, In waters cold lurk dead things bold,And wolves the sons of men do stalk.The Children teach young Bran to see The world from faces in a tree.Three distant dragons reave and burn Both friend and foe across the sea.O who can rhyme Targaryen? Can any rhyme Targaryen? Swift Aegon brings the sword of kings The unburnt queen to marry him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLostLord Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 Some battles were big, some battles were smallNo matter the odds, we overcame them allI wish him luck, wherever he may beFor we're no longer partners, my friend and mePlease remind to never do this again. ;_;What are you talking about, that was great! :thumbsup:Now let me try: From Dorne to Volantis and then to MereenLong he traveled, in search for his QueenShe broke his heart, his worst nightmareWhat should he do, but cry in despairA flicker of hope, as bright as a beamLudicrous it may be, he devised the scheme He should have known, he should have seenNo matter his foe, the dragon reigns supremeMy shameful display of "poetry". Poor Quentyn...Great thread, hope to see more! :read: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire Eater Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 Azor AhaiFor long did he try and make his swordMore time being something the world couldn't affordThe second one he made broke in a lionBut he knew that he had to keep tryin'When he then knew how to succeed he was not enraged or annoyedPlunging the third sword into his wife crying: "Paging Dr. Freud!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spinebreaker Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 There once was a young man from King's Landing,Who found life decisions far too demanding.He thought long and hard,Then he joined the Kingsguard.'cause the sex with his sister was outstanding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spinebreaker Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 There once was a brother CleganeWho compared to he other was sane.We watched hatred build,Then Gregor was killed.But I think Sandor will kill him again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkash Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 And from the sunrise of Sunspear.To the sunset of the Wall.Our thirst for Ice, Fire and BeerShall be heard, until we Fall.We, the ones who seek our Ways.Through the Moutains and the Oceans,Will Dance and Sing for all Days.We Feast together in Devotion.Below the Winds and the StormsYou'll hear the Clash of our BladesAnd the whispers of our Dream so warm.This is the Game we play, our Serenade.You shall listen as we roar to the skiesOur Song of Ice and Fire... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zalim Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 We are WhiteWe bring the Nightand now we are here to FightWe live and thrive in the Northby the Evil men, the lands of the south are BorthThose destructive men have no WorthSo HenceforthOur story will UnfoldWe are Old, Strong and BoldThe Wall will be HoledWho will be able to Hold?The true Might of the Night and ColdBehold We are the fury of the winter, we are the nightstalkersThe Nightswatch is now nothingbut the bunch of Backstabbers and only TalkersWe are coming to claim what is oursThe true masters of Westeros, Yes We are the White Walkers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zizoz Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 While five kings wage war,In the north the Others stir:Winter is coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clover Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 There once was a girl who dreamed of a princeShe got a Dog, she hasn't seen since.He held up a knife, she got a kiss?Why does if feel like something's amiss?Ok, this is practice. I'm sure I can do better.It's so bad I can't help but laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clover Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Once before Joffrey was kingA girl put his arm in a slingHe cried to his mumCause Joffrey is dumbHis uncle thought the same thingWorse? LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticWeirwood Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 While five kings wage war,In the north the Others stir:Winter is coming.Very nice! It’s nice to finally see one of these that actually scans; I was beginning to lose hope until I read yours. I really appreciate your respect for the classical form there. Your verse is a well-built cake, the final season-mention the finest icing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zizoz Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Thanks! I thought a haiku would be appropriate, given all the seasonal symbolism in ASOIAF. Even if it doesn't quite fit with the thread title. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingerly Grumkin Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 His father was the mighty Khal Drogowas to be raised like a Spartan-no homoBut Ser Jorahs a snitch, and moms trusted a witchSo he came out looking like chunks of 4Loko Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticWeirwood Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Dracally-whackally Rhaegar TargaryenThought he was born of the Dragon’s own blood. Went to the Trident, then Apocalyptically Fell ’neath the hammer and Drowned in the flood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingerly Grumkin Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 The wall's always coldThen you know nothing Jon SnowMel is such a bitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingerly Grumkin Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Been fucking LancelOsmound Kettleblack and MoonBoy for all I knowI kinda just cheated, but got no urge to delete itCuz it's a whole nother sentence if you sit down and read it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticWeirwood Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Hankety-pankety Tyrion Lannister Hid his cheap whore as his Wife’s smiling maid. After the trial he Unsympathetically Choked her to death ’cause his Dad she had laid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticWeirwood Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Morbidly-torpidly Robert Baratheon Drank till he couldn't sit Straight on his horse. Sought to increase his reign's Respectability: Married a bitch, so she Killed him of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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