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F*ck,Marry,Kill(ASoIaF style) the Sequel


Chelly

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Fuck Stannis - I like the unavailable ones

Marry Renly - handsome and witty

Kill Robert - drunk, adulterer (and then I could start a war - the power, the power!)

Foreign Mercenaries

Tattered prince

Daario

Ben Plumm

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Kill Craster, obviously. Ew.

Marry Tywin, because gold. Lots of gold.

So I guess I have to fuck Tarly?

Wildlings

Tormund Giantsbane

Rattleshirt

Varamyr Sixskins

(or if you want ladies:)

Dalla

Val

Ygritte

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Eww. I prefer men, but judging by the lot given, I'm much rather pick the women.

Fuck Val - she's apparently gorgeous

Marry Ygritte - Jon Snow can come too. ;) Just sayin...

Kill Dalla - nothing against her but she's the least memorable of the three.

Next: Personal Protector/Sworn Bodyguard Edition

Osha

Areo Hotah

Barristan Selmy

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Oh, dear...

Marry Tormund Giantsbane's frisky wild ex - as a woman, she may just leave me alone and I lack a certain giant member.

Fuck Ser Jorah since he's the only human and I'm not into bestiality. Bonus points if he looks like Iain Glenn. :drool:

Kill Pit Bear before he kills me!

We need another threesome edition. Next: Hostages and Captors Edition

Theon Greyjoy/Ned Stark

Edmure Tully/Jaime Lannister

Asha Greyjoy/Stannis Baratheon

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Imp's no gargoyle! He's a Grumkin :P

But for the hells of it

Marry the Imp, Like his dad he'll marry his family

Fuck Shireen, :ack:, She looks almost as bad as her mom, but if Stannis gets a red girl on the side mayhaps I can also

Kill Griff, he's gay, not that theres anything wrong with that, I just don't wanna marry or share a bed with some dude that thinks about Rhaegar all the time

I wish they were faceless men edition

Brienne after biter

Myrcella after Dornish dude

Tyrion after Blackwater

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Fuck Myrcella - the only one who could ever be considered attractive

Marry Tyrion - Good conversation

Kill Brienne - Can't stand her

Red Priests of Rahloo Edition

Melisandre

Thoros of Myr

Moqorro

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