Danyl Stark Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 Fuck Lysa - mainly cos she's the only birdMarry Tyrion - he's awesomeKill Ramsay - Need I explain?...Baratheon Bros.RobertStannisRenly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
romantic Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 Fuck Stannis - I like the unavailable onesMarry Renly - handsome and wittyKill Robert - drunk, adulterer (and then I could start a war - the power, the power!)Foreign MercenariesTattered princeDaarioBen Plumm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver Spearwife Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 Marry the Prince. I dunno, I just like 'im.Fuck Daario, but only because...Kill Ben. I have never trusted that guy, and I don't know why Dany ever did.Kill All the LannistersOlenna RedwyneTyrion LannisterVarys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reek the Turncloak Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 Marry TyrionKill Varys (too many whispers)and... fuck the Queen of Thorns :dunno:It seems there are some fingers missing:Qhorin HalfhandTheon Greyjoy/ReekDavos Seaworth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mediumjon Umber Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 Fuck Theon!Marry Davos. Because he's one of few honorable men in Westeros.Kill Qhorin. It's not like he would object to it.Awesome facial hair edition:Daario NaharisAeron GreyjoyQueen Selyse Florent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alester Florent Posted June 3, 2012 Share Posted June 3, 2012 Screw Daario.Marry Aeron (he needs some love)Kill Selyse (she's pretty annoying).Swamps and Marshes EditionBowen MarshMeera ReedTaena Merryweather Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord of the Night Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 Kill Marsh, repeatedly.Screw Taena.Marry Meera.The Three Queens EditionCersei LannisterDaenerys TargaryenMargaery TyrellLotN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver Spearwife Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 KILL Cersei. Kill her!Fuck Dany.Marry Margaery. Definitely the least loopy.Shit FathersCrasterTywin LannisterRandyll Tarly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erolyn Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 Kill Craster, obviously. Ew.Marry Tywin, because gold. Lots of gold.So I guess I have to fuck Tarly?WildlingsTormund GiantsbaneRattleshirtVaramyr Sixskins(or if you want ladies:)DallaValYgritte Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelly Posted June 4, 2012 Author Share Posted June 4, 2012 Eww. I prefer men, but judging by the lot given, I'm much rather pick the women.Fuck Val - she's apparently gorgeousMarry Ygritte - Jon Snow can come too. ;) Just sayin...Kill Dalla - nothing against her but she's the least memorable of the three.Next: Personal Protector/Sworn Bodyguard EditionOshaAreo HotahBarristan Selmy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reek the Turncloak Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 Fuck OshaMarry ser GrandfatherKill Hotah (well, he's boring :worried: )Dead Stark Edition:Eddard StarkCatelyn StarkRobb Stark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BabyMeraxes Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 Fuck Robb, 'cause GURLLLLLLMarry Catelyn, because she'd be an awesome momKill Ned, sorry buddy.Hotlings:DrogoArianneCersei Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
romantic Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 Fuck DrogoMarry ArianneKill CerseiBearsTormund Giantsbane's frisky wild exPit bearSer Jorah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelly Posted June 5, 2012 Author Share Posted June 5, 2012 Oh, dear...Marry Tormund Giantsbane's frisky wild ex - as a woman, she may just leave me alone and I lack a certain giant member.Fuck Ser Jorah since he's the only human and I'm not into bestiality. Bonus points if he looks like Iain Glenn. :drool:Kill Pit Bear before he kills me!We need another threesome edition. Next: Hostages and Captors EditionTheon Greyjoy/Ned StarkEdmure Tully/Jaime LannisterAsha Greyjoy/Stannis Baratheon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eternally_Theirs Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 Marry the firstPlay with the secondKill the thirdNow mineGreyscale editionShireen BaratheonJon ConningtonTyrion Lannister Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingerly Grumkin Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 Imp's no gargoyle! He's a Grumkin :P But for the hells of itMarry the Imp, Like his dad he'll marry his familyFuck Shireen, :ack:, She looks almost as bad as her mom, but if Stannis gets a red girl on the side mayhaps I can alsoKill Griff, he's gay, not that theres anything wrong with that, I just don't wanna marry or share a bed with some dude that thinks about Rhaegar all the timeI wish they were faceless men editionBrienne after biterMyrcella after Dornish dudeTyrion after Blackwater Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danyl Stark Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 Fuck Myrcella - the only one who could ever be considered attractiveMarry Tyrion - Good conversationKill Brienne - Can't stand herRed Priests of Rahloo EditionMelisandreThoros of MyrMoqorro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crown Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 Fuck Melisandre.Marry Thoros.Kill Moqorro.Westerosi orgy edition:Varys' Little BirdsThe Silent SistersThe Unsullied Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearbert Dondarrion Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 Since I'm no pedophile, marry Varys's little birdsFuck The Silent SistersKill The Unsullied( they are only men)Florents:Ser Imry FlorentSer Axell FlorentLord Alester Florent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BabyMeraxes Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 Fuck Imry?Marry Alester?Kill Axel.Alys KarstarkDacey MormontWylla Manderly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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