Khal Pono Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 Fuck Brandon cause Lady Dustin still ain't over that so it must have been goodMarry Benjen cause, idk, he at least sounded more fun than NedKill Ned... sorry Ned.(wait I chose Fools but I see that has been done)Baratheon Bastards!GendryMya StoneEdric StormMarry Mya because I'm largely heterosexual, and she seems like a cool person.Fuck Edric Storm for reasons that are probably inappropriate to describe... isn't he like 12 or something?Kill Gendry because he's probably a bit homophobic and would prbly beat the shit out of me if I tried to fuck himNext up... wise old ladiesMaggie the FrogThe Widow of the Waterfront aka Vogorro's WhoreGalazza Galare, the Green Grace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Headless Jeyne Posted July 17, 2012 Share Posted July 17, 2012 Marry Maggie because her prophecies would probably come in handyFuck Vogorro's whore since she was pretty awesomeKill Green Grace since she may be the HarpyLarge and In Charge edition:Wyman ManderlyIllyrio Yezzan zo Qaggaz (the Yellow Whale) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Marquis de Leech Posted July 17, 2012 Share Posted July 17, 2012 Large and In Charge edition:Wyman ManderlyIllyrioYezzan zo Qaggaz (the Yellow Whale)Fuck Manderly. At least there'll be a good breakfast in the morning.Marry Yezzan. He'll die soon, so I inherit.Kill Illyrio. Nothing personal, but he's the last one left.The Geriatric EditionWalder FreyAemon TargaryenGrand Maester Pycelle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearbert Dondarrion Posted July 17, 2012 Share Posted July 17, 2012 Marry Frey, at least I'll be richFuck AemonKill PycelleShavepateBrown Ben PlummGreyworm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Headless Jeyne Posted July 17, 2012 Share Posted July 17, 2012 Hmm, I don't think I could fuck Greyworm (at least not without getting pretty creative), and Shavepate is really unattractive, so:Fuck Ben PlumMarry GreywormKill Shavepate (even tho I like him, but thems the breaks)Incestuous Three-way Edition:Jamie + CerseiDany + AegonLoras + Margaery Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khal Pono Posted July 17, 2012 Share Posted July 17, 2012 Marry Loras and Margaery. Margaery seems fun and intelligent and Loras could protect us from all harmFuck Jaime + Cersei, even though I would feel like a 3rd wheelKill Dany + Aegon because Targaryens scare me and I would never feel safe with them. Plus I could steal her dragons... er, actually I'll probably just leave those alone.Next up, paramours of noble men and ladiesEllaria SandQarl the MaidDaario Naharis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Marquis de Leech Posted July 17, 2012 Share Posted July 17, 2012 Next up, paramours of noble men and ladiesEllaria SandQarl the MaidDaario NaharisFuck Ellaria Sand.Kill Daario. Serves Daenerys right.Marry Qarl the Maid.The Kingly EditionAerys II TargaryenRobert BaratheonJoffrey Baratheon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Lea Posted July 17, 2012 Share Posted July 17, 2012 The Kingly EditionAerys II TargaryenRobert BaratheonJoffrey BaratheonOk first off I'd kill Aerys II. Crazy mofoHmm fuck Joff cause at least he's cute.Marry Robert cause he at least wasn't crazy, but I'd be just like Cersei as a wife to him, I hate his guts LADY FIGHTERSBrienneObaraDacey Mormont Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khal Pono Posted July 17, 2012 Share Posted July 17, 2012 Ok first off I'd kill Aerys II. Crazy mofoHmm fuck Joff cause at least he's cute.Marry Robert cause he at least wasn't crazy, but I'd be just like Cersei as a wife to him, I hate his gutsETA: oops hang on let me put up the next 3 contendersHow about some ladies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khal Pono Posted July 17, 2012 Share Posted July 17, 2012 Ok first off I'd kill Aerys II. Crazy mofoHmm fuck Joff cause at least he's cute.Marry Robert cause he at least wasn't crazy, but I'd be just like Cersei as a wife to him, I hate his gutsLADY FIGHTERSBrienneObaraDacey MormontOh this is perfecto.I would marry Brienne and live happily ever after because she is my favorite character and I am madly in love with her, and with Gwendoline Christie, the actress who plays her on TV.I would fuck Dacey because she's pretty, sweet and loyal. I was so mad when she died in the Red Wedding!I would kill Obara because she's the least attractive (Brienne isn't ugly to me!) and most likely to cut my balls off at the slightest provocation. Not that Brienne and Dacey wouldn't cut my balls off--it's just that I think Obara has a shorter fuseNext up we have war criminals, those who burn, rape and pillage the countryside:Gregor CleganeRorgeVargo Hoat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Lea Posted July 17, 2012 Share Posted July 17, 2012 How about some ladies!yep, you got itI would marry Brienne and live happily ever after because she is my favorite character and I am madly in love with her, and with Gwendoline Christie, the actress who plays her on TV.(Brienne isn't ugly to me!)This is real nice to hear. Everytime I say Brienne isn't ugly guys laugh at me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Lea Posted July 17, 2012 Share Posted July 17, 2012 Next up we have war criminals, those who burn, rape and pillage the countryside:Gregor CleganeRorgeVargo HoatOh godamn it.Ok fuck Vargo Hoat because he doesn't have STDs (lol)Kill Rorge because he's the scariest of them all for meMarry... Clegane? cause he won't be home very often? even though he'll end up killing me. Yikes. Maybe I could poison him before he smashed my head up against a wall.UNCONVENTIONAL HOTTIESBrienneSandor CleganeJorah Mormont (yeah not tv Jorah you smartasses) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suni Sand Posted July 17, 2012 Share Posted July 17, 2012 Kill JorahMarry BrienneFuck SandorTyrion LannisterRhaegar TargaryenJon Snow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Lea Posted July 17, 2012 Share Posted July 17, 2012 Tyrion LannisterRhaegar TargaryenJon SnowFinally an easy one!Kill Tyrion, gladly.Fuck Jon, hello, Lord's kiss.And marry Rhaegar. He sounds a little boring but he's a nice chap. Also, he had nice hair!Now, MILFs:CatelynCerseiEllaria Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Marquis de Leech Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 Now, MILFs:CatelynCerseiEllariaI can make an intelligent guess how 90% of people would respond to this one, but I'll try something a bit different.Fuck Cersei (killing her is too passe, and I'm sure as hell not marrying her).Marry EllariaKill CatelynOld BiddiesOld NanThe Ghost of High HeartOlenna Tyrell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BabyMeraxes Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 Marry Olenna Tyrell because she's the richestFuck the Ghost of High Heart because that bitch is CRAZYKill Old Nan because she'll probably come back anywayNasty GurlsShaeCerseiOsha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crown Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 Fuck Cersei.Mary Osha.Kill Shae.Strange creaturesLeafWun Weg Wun Dar WunSweets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelly Posted July 18, 2012 Author Share Posted July 18, 2012 Ok, this is strange...Fuck Leaf - I'm not sure how and by process of elimination, this is probably the least disgusting and/or painfulMarry Wun Wun - he seems like a sweet giant and fucking him would probably hurt... a lot.Kill Sweets - because he/she has been with Yezzan...ew....Next: Fight! Threesome EditionJaime/NedRobert Baratheon/Rhaegar TargaryenLoras Tyrell/Brienne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon's Queen Consort Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 Next: Fight! Threesome EditionMarry: Jaime/Ned (At least I would have Jaime for bed but Ned for parents)Fu**: Robert Baratheon/Rhaegar Targaryen (I will put Rhaegar to sleep rather than emo-Edward-like sex)Kill: Loras Tyrell/Brienne (Sorry but I feel straight today)Great Bastards editionAegor RiversDaemon BlackfyreBrynden Rivers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jalapenohitchhiker Posted July 25, 2012 Share Posted July 25, 2012 Marry Daemon Blackfyre for obvious reasons.Fuck Aegor Rivers for the Golden Company.Kill Brynden Rivers since he fought for the other side.Wildling WarriorsMance RayderTormund GiantsbaneRattleshirt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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