Chelly Posted August 28, 2012 Author Share Posted August 28, 2012 Whatever your answer for this next one, you have to write 5000+ pages detailing the aftermath:LyannaRhaegarRobert :lol: I have to take this one.Mary Lyanna - because Robert is a shitty husband and if I marry Rhaegar, he will run away with Lyanna on meFuck Robert - take moon tea afterwards and be done with it. Never see him againKill Rhaegar - so he doesn't take Lyanna away from me. :box:I like this love triangle theme. I'm gonna do another one...Petyr BaelishCatelyn TullyBrandon Stark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver Spearwife Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 Ooh.Definitely kill Petyr. No question about it.Marry Catelyn. I'm rather impartial to her, but Brandon is just a man whore.Fuck Brandon. Reasons explained above.Sansa's Knights in Shining Armor!Joffrey BaratheonSandor CleganeTyrion Lannister Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KhaleesiDany Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 Marry Tyrion. Don't have sex with him, ever.Fuck Sandor :wub: over and overKill Joff. With amethyst hair net, push off bridge, it doesn't matter.Baby Jon asks: Are you my mother?Catelyn StarkAshara DayneWylla Wet Nurse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KhaleesiDany Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 I'll be expecting that alternate universe rewrite on my desk tomorrow morning, Chelly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire of House Thorpe Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 Marry TyrionSleep with LorasKill Littlefinger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelly Posted August 29, 2012 Author Share Posted August 29, 2012 Claire of House Thorpe, you need to pick from the options in the previous turn and then offer 3 choices for the next post. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The girl with curious hair Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 Marry Tyrion. Don't have sex with him, ever.Fuck Sandor :wub: over and overKill Joff. With amethyst hair net, push off bridge, it doesn't matter.Baby Jon asks: Are you my mother?Catelyn StarkAshara DayneWylla Wet NurseI agree with all of your choices. Especially Sandor. :drool:Oh wow. Three women. Seven hells, I'll try anything once, I guess.Marry Cat. Sincere and loving.Fuck Ashara. Experience the Dayne :drunk:Kill Wylla. Process of elimination. Starks use direwolves as their wet nurses anyway.You've got something on your face editionSandor PatchfaceQueen Selyse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Marquis de Leech Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 SandorPatchfaceQueen SelyseMarry Patchface. He's the most entertaining.Fuck Selyse. I get to cuckold Stannis. Yay.Kill Sandor. Elimination and all that.The Verbal Tic Edition:Vargo HoatJanos SlyntWalder Frey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BabyMeraxes Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 UGH. I don't want to fuck or marry any of these.Fuck Janos Slynt, even though his sigil is shitMarry Walder Frey, because he's kinda rich and I'd play that old head for all he's worthKill Vargo, because I don't want to get raped at knife point.Sweet Ladies:Lollys StokeworthSansaBrienne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Marquis de Leech Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 Sweet Ladies:Lollys StokeworthSansaBrienneMarry Lollys. Poor thing needs looked after.Fuck Brienne. I'm not a paedophile.Kill Sansa.The Chronic Womanisers Edition:Robert BaratheonTheon GreyjoyBrandon Stark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsManderly Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 I'll take that one:Fuck Brandon Stark (he seems kind of dishy)Marry Robert (and get to rule the realm while he whores and drinks)Kill Theon (he can't fuck any more by all accounts and marrying him would be too depressing)The (wo)men of cloth edition:Septon MeribaldMoqorroSepta Mordane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver Spearwife Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 Marry Meribald because he's definitely the coolest of the bunch.Kill Mordane because I don't want to fuck her :dunno: Sorry.Fuck Moqorro. Why not, if anything he might have some wild tricks up his sleeve.HumanoidsA ChildA giantAn Other Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Euron Swagjoy Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 Kill A Child - I'm not a paedophileFuck A giant - Process of eliminationMarry an Other - Become the Night's KingNot sure if this one has been done before:Azor Ahai candidates:Stannis BaratheonDaenerys TargaryenJon Snow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearbert Dondarrion Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 Marry StannisFuck Dany( no talking at all, I don't want To be bord To death)KillJon( for the hero of the Night's Watch, Bowen Marsh, the Old Pommegranate)Random characters:Mylessa Blackwood( Bloodraven's mother, IIRC)Danos SlyntKyle Royce Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Euron Swagjoy Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 Marry Mylessa Blackwood - Good enough for a kingKill Danos Slynt - Kill all SlyntsFuck Kyle Royce - Process of eliminationRed Priests:Thoros of MyrMelisandreMoqorro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsManderly Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 Fuck Moqorro - if he can make Victarions' hand flame he may be handy in other waysMarry Mel - at least that way she (hopefully) won't try to burn meKil Thoros - last we saw him he was kind of over it allBodyguards:Areo HotahStrong BelwasLeft and Right (as a threesome) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver Spearwife Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 Kill A Child - I'm not a paedophileFuck A giant - Process of eliminationMarry an Other - Become the Night's King:lol: The Children are, like, two hundred years old!Marry Belwas just so I'm not BORED ALL THE TIME.Fuck Left and Right because their personality seems about as extensive as Areo's and a threesome's probably more interesting.Kill Areo? I don't hate him the way most fans do, but as a leftover...Not At All SketchyThe Green GraceRamsay (in his Reek persona)Varys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Euron Swagjoy Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 :lol: The Children are, like, two hundred years old!I thought you meant an actual child. :dunce: What you actually meant makes more sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelly Posted August 29, 2012 Author Share Posted August 29, 2012 Not At All SketchyThe Green GraceRamsay (in his Reek persona)VarysFuck The Green Grace - she's not so bad next to the other onesMarry Varys - he won't be around much anyway.Kill Ramsay as Reek - Do I need to explain this one?Next: Estranged Wives EditionLynesse HightowerMellario of NorvosAlannys Harlow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Euron Swagjoy Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 Estranged Wives Edition:Fuck Lynesse Hightower - According to Jorah, very beautiful, but also very materialisticMarry Mellario of Norvos - Doran seemed to love/like her, though there isn't much to go on for herKill Alannys Harlow - The only time she is seen, she is mad with grief.Massive Douches Edition:Balon GreyjoyJoffrey Baratheon/LannisterRobert Baratheon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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