King Euron Swagjoy Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 I recently reread the part of ASoS where Tyrion thinks about the joke the Reachmen were telling Joffrey, about Dornishmen, and made this thread about those kinds of jokes.An example: How many Dornishmen does it take to shoe a horse?Nine. One to do the shoeing, and eight to lift the horse up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Arya Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 Can we incorporate ASoIaF pick up lines? Because those I got a lot of ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Arya Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 Eta double post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Euron Swagjoy Posted October 30, 2012 Author Share Posted October 30, 2012 Go for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Arya Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 Ok these first ones I saw on Pinterest.Is your name winter? Cause you'll be coming soon :leer:I might be an imp, but I never go limp :leer: ;)They call me the King in the North, but I'd go south on you. ;) :leer: ;)I don't know my mother, but I know who's your daddy. :leer: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldplums8 Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 "A man is impressed by such beauty.""Nice hips. Good for bearing my full-blooded heirs.""Want me to stick you with the pointy end?""The things I do for love!""Wow, you're almost as hot as my sister."Anything followed by "...my sun and stars" or "moon of my life." *swoon* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Arya Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 Hey girl, are of noble birth ? Cause you're one fine lady.Wanna sneak off and corrupt the family gene pool? Hey girl, hodor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
House Dondarrion Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 Ok these first ones I saw on Pinterest.Is your name winter? Cause you'll be coming soon :leer:I might be an imp, but I never go limp :leer: ;)They call me the King in the North, but I'd go south on you. ;) :leer: ;)I don't know my mother, but I know who's your daddy. :leer:This Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Arya Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 I may be a coward, but I'm not afraid to go downtown :leer: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liar Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 Jaime: Want to come to my chambers? :leer:Cersei: Not now sweet brother.Jaime: Please, I incest :leer: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Arya Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 How does a Dornishman make an apple pie? With oranges. Un-jokesWhat's worst than finding a worm in your Highgarden apple?The Red WeddingA Dornish man walks out of a bar.How many Dornishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? They don't have electricity. What's sad about three Dornish men drowning? They were my friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz95 Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 Well, I guess after all Rhaegar Targaryen picked up Lyanna with the greatest pick up line ever:"Hey, Lady, I really think ancient prophecies require that I put a dragon head in you... if you know what I mean" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelly Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 Jaime: Want to come to my chambers? :leer:Cersei: Not now sweet brother.Jaime: Please, I incest :leer::rofl: :bowdown:These are all great. I'm not so good with pick up lines. :(To Gendry/or random smith : You've been hammering anvils your whole life..wanna try hammering me for a change? :spank:How about you and I throw down Clegane style? :smileysex:Want a taste of my milk of the poppy? :stillsick:You must be my liege lord/lady, cause your making my knees bend. :dunce: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crown Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 You must be my liege lord/lady, cause your making my knees bend. :dunce:Brilliant. Really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsManderly Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 Is that Valyrian steel I see in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Tyrion I Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 Jaime: Want to come to my chambers? :leer:Cersei: Not now sweet brother.Jaime: Please, I incest :leer:Whoa.:lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckwheat Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 I don't have anything to share, but just want to tell you you are all funny and I miss the "Like" function sorely!"Wow, you're almost as hot as my sister."Hey girl, hodor?Jaime: Please, I incest :leer:These are all great. I'm not so good with pick up lines. :(To Gendry/or random smith : You've been hammering anvils your whole life..wanna try hammering me for a change? :spank:You must be my liege lord/lady, cause your making my knees bend. :dunce:A Dornish man walks out of a bar.These are all awesome. :lmao: Chelly, don't be so modest!Well, I guess after all Rhaegar Targaryen picked up Lyanna with the greatest pick up line ever:"Hey, Lady, I really think ancient prophecies require that I put a dragon head in you... if you know what I mean"Been listening to this too much?I guess that is also my contribution to the thread.ThisTotally unrelated, but this avatar is really cute. :wub: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Euron Swagjoy Posted October 30, 2012 Author Share Posted October 30, 2012 Knock KnockWho's there?It's the City guard. I'm afraid your son was killed during the bread riotsWhy did the lord's son boy fall off the battlements? because he had no armsWhy couldn't he get back up? because he had no legs.Why didn't anyone help him? because he had no friends, and his father was killed in a war.What did the lord's son get for his name day? The bloody fluxI love anti-jokes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Arya Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 Knock KnockWho's there?It's the City guard. I'm afraid your son was killed during the bread riotsWhy did the lord's son boy fall off the battlements? because he had no armsWhy couldn't he get back up? because he had no legs.Why didn't anyone help him? because he had no friends, and his father was killed in a war.What did the lord's son get for his name day? The bloody fluxI love anti-jokesHahahaha!!! I do too! Yours are much better than the ones I tried to adapt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miko Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 Hey girl! I'm rich as a Lannister and I just broke (the) Ice. :cool4: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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