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So he could get killed by the lions.

Your coldness is probably what makes this anti-joke funny :lmao:

Chelly, I don't have the answer :lol:

Becuase he wanted to reunite with his father? If you know what I mean :drunk:

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Your coldness is probably what makes this anti-joke funny :lmao:

Chelly, I don't have the answer :lol:

you know what I mean :drunk:

you played me, liar :angry:

How about to fetch his mother's corpse from the other side of the river? :leaving:

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The Starks played the Game of Thrones. They just weren't very good at it.

How many Stark does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they all die attempting to screw in the light bulb.

:rofl:

Why was Ned Stark always so serious?

Because he was spoiled of the whole series :lol:

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Your coldness is probably what makes this anti-joke funny :lmao:

Maybe his name should be King Stannis Baratheon instead.

:lol: Good job! Nothing like some Stark cruel anti-jokes

You are all breaking my heart. :crying:

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I can prove Lannisters are not humans. We know Lann the Clever is founder and ancestor of House Lannister. But Lann is not a human.

Lann is port.

:leaving:

:lmao: I liked it.

Hey baby,

You're hotter than a Targaryen on fire

You're cooler than a Stark on the Wall

Why don't you pleasure me with your mouth, like a Lannister, I always pay back my debts. :leer:

Lets go back to my place and I will see if your Eyrie is impenetrable.

I assure you a night with me will leave you no longer unbowed and unbent.

You must be Tyrell cause you making me grow stronger

:leaving:

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