Mormont'sRaven Posted January 2, 2013 Share Posted January 2, 2013 Mine has to be "heh."I love that, and I use that to respond to Tweets and text messages and stuff. I think it's great. Really, really good job by GRRM with that. Basically, post some other quotes/lines that you guys like but not the standard fare for such threads. So no "You know nothing" or anything like that. Post the under-the-radar stuff that you guys like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Wing Posted January 2, 2013 Share Posted January 2, 2013 Tyrion, in AGoT, while still in Winterfell, after Bran's fall: "Something about the howling of a wolf took a man right out of his here and now and left him in a dark forest of the mind, running naked before the pack."I like his musing, about the primal fear that the howling of wolves invokes.Unleash the Starks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
straits Posted January 2, 2013 Share Posted January 2, 2013 Mine's my signature. Not exactly epic and not always noticeable, but touching. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mormont'sRaven Posted January 2, 2013 Author Share Posted January 2, 2013 One from the show: "Fewer...Four fewer finger nails to clean." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pod The Impaler Posted January 2, 2013 Share Posted January 2, 2013 "Rotted, ser, and et."(Shitmouth describing the Jaime Lannister what became of Vargo Hoat's head.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mankytoes Posted January 2, 2013 Share Posted January 2, 2013 I liked Shagwell, "I'm too droll to die", his whole deal really, trying to justify that, unlike the rest of the Bloody Mummers, he deserves to live because he's funny.Does Jaime's "I hoped the fall would kill him" count? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Tippy Wolfsbane Posted January 2, 2013 Share Posted January 2, 2013 Joffrey: "She has the blood of the wolf."Tyrion: "And you have the wits of a goose." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Walrus Posted January 2, 2013 Share Posted January 2, 2013 Joffrey: "She has the blood of the wolf."Tyrion: "And you have the wits of a goose."How did i forget this?! :bowdown: :agree: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Tippy Wolfsbane Posted January 2, 2013 Share Posted January 2, 2013 How did i forget this?! :bowdown: :agree:I laughed so hard! And then, Ser Boros Blount: "No man threatens His Grace in presence of the Kingsguard."Tyrion: "I am not threatening the king, ser, I am instructing my nephew. Bronn, Timett, the next time Ser Boros opens his mouth, kill him. Now that was a threat, ser. See the difference?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Tippy Wolfsbane Posted January 2, 2013 Share Posted January 2, 2013 "I never win anything," Dolorous Edd complained. "The gods always smiled on Watt, though. When the wildlings knocked him off the Bridge of Skulls, somehow he landed in a nice deep pool of water. How lucky was that, missing all those rocks?""Was it a long fall?" Grenn wanted to know. "Did landing in the pool of water save his life?""No," said Dolorous Edd. "He was dead already, from that axe in his head. Still, it was pretty lucky, missing the rocks." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FittleLinger Posted January 2, 2013 Share Posted January 2, 2013 I can't quote it correctly now, but Illyrio to Tyrion by memory:"You paint a lion on your garment, and suddenly you're all lions. I have a couple of lions under my manse, how would you like to lay with them?". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Walrus Posted January 2, 2013 Share Posted January 2, 2013 "I never win anything," Dolorous Edd complained. "The gods always smiled on Watt, though. When the wildlings knocked him off the Bridge of Skulls, somehow he landed in a nice deep pool of water. How lucky was that, missing all those rocks?""Was it a long fall?" Grenn wanted to know. "Did landing in the pool of water save his life?""No," said Dolorous Edd. "He was dead already, from that axe in his head. Still, it was pretty lucky, missing the rocks."Dolorous Edd is the greatest minor character in the history of literature... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Tippy Wolfsbane Posted January 2, 2013 Share Posted January 2, 2013 Dolorous Edd is the greatest minor character in the history of literature...Hecky yes!!! Edd: "Now I understand why King Stannis let the wildlings through the wall. He means for us to eat them."Catelyn: "Why would Petyr lie to me?"Tyrion: "Why does a bear shit in the woods?"Tyrion: "You set your dog on them! What did you imagine they would do? Bend the knee meekly while the Hound lopped off some limbs? You spoiled witless little boy!! You've killed Clegane and gods know how many more and yet you come through unscratched. Damn you!Sorry, I could do this all day. I'll stop now. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Walrus Posted January 2, 2013 Share Posted January 2, 2013 Hecky yes!!!Edd: "Now I understand why King Stannis let the wildlings through the wall. He means for us to eat them."Catelyn: "Why would Petyr lie to me?"Tyrion: "Why does a bear shit in the woods?"Tyrion: "You set your dog on them! What did you imagine they would do? Bend the knee meekly while the Hound lopped off some limbs? You spoiled witless little boy!! You've killed Clegane and gods know how many more and yet you come through unscratched. Damn you!Sorry, I could do this all day. I'll stop now. :laugh:You should, otherwise you will devour all of my likes! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewingedwolf Posted January 2, 2013 Share Posted January 2, 2013 Dolorous Edd is the greatest minor character in the history of literature..."We will defend the wall to the last man!" said Cotter Pyke."Probably me." Said Dolorous Edd, in a resigned voice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewingedwolf Posted January 2, 2013 Share Posted January 2, 2013 'Gods and dogs alike delight to piss on me."--Dolorous Edd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Walrus Posted January 2, 2013 Share Posted January 2, 2013 'Gods and dogs alike delight to piss on me."--Dolorous EddMark my words, Dolorous Edd is The Prince That Was Promised! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewingedwolf Posted January 2, 2013 Share Posted January 2, 2013 Mark my words, Dolorous Edd is The Prince That Was Promised!Dolorous Edd is the only man who can out-quote the Chuck Norris facts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FittleLinger Posted January 2, 2013 Share Posted January 2, 2013 Hecky yes!!!Edd: "Now I understand why King Stannis let the wildlings through the wall. He means for us to eat them."Catelyn: "Why would Petyr lie to me?"Tyrion: "Why does a bear shit in the woods?"Tyrion: "You set your dog on them! What did you imagine they would do? Bend the knee meekly while the Hound lopped off some limbs? You spoiled witless little boy!! You've killed Clegane and gods know how many more and yet you come through unscratched. Damn you!Sorry, I could do this all day. I'll stop now. :laugh:Heck, I forgot about this one!! I'm putting it as a signature! Thanks for this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Walrus Posted January 2, 2013 Share Posted January 2, 2013 Dolorous Edd is the only man who can out-quote the Chuck Norris factsHe could defeat Chuck Norris with his sheer dowerness! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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