The Dark Eagle Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 ok listen to me if you pay attention i promise it's not a crackpotI started reading game of thrones because my friend said it was just like Lord of the Rings and I've been a huge huge lord of the rings fan since the movies came out (i'm halfway through the second book now)i was very disappointed that there are no dwarves or hobbits in the story, but i kept reading it anyway and now i like itbut I always loved dwarves, because my grandfather was actually a dwarf who worked as a miner and I love hobbits because they're farmers and I work as a farmerso I came up with this idea that can fix this flaw of GRRMwe know now that Tyrion is going to essos, where there is a lot of empty space and he is also probably going to become friends with Danynow I don't think Dany will end up on the iron throne because she learned from a savage culture (dotrahki) and even if it doesnt appear to us in the eyes of the westerosi she will be a complete barbarian savage, specially since she will be friends with ironborn, eunuchs and Tyrion (who is despised)but even if she reaches Westeros she will keep lands in EssosSo we know that Tyrion can never really return to Westeros because he is despised there... so Dany can very well give him some land in Essos!Now we also know that he has romantic feelings for Penny... and he likes outdoors and would make a great farmerSo what are the chances that he start a farmer dwarf civilization in some empty space in Essos, kind of a mix up between dwarves and hobbits? He could also mine because Lannister have knowledge in mining gold, but mainly I believe he would be a farmer because it suits him the bestthey could place ads looking for other dwarves looking for free land so then incest wouldn't be necessaryany thoughts on my theory?CO-AUTHOR OF THEORY: Lehnaru Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Littlefingers In The Air Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 If this isn't a crackpot, you're on crack. And since I don't think it's the latter.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dryhtscipe Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 ...no.Honestly, I'd say more, but there's really no point. "No" covers it amply.I also now feel that my Dragons thread was much more sensible than I felt it was at the time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Joker Of FunLand Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Freypie Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 any thoughts on my theory?It's cute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lehnaru Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 Either that would include a lot of incest or they'd have to put notices all over Westeros and Essos for dwarves to come claim free land. This is a pretty ridiculous hypothesis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedBean Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 They're still human, though. Not sure they can actually create a separate "race". And I don't think Tyrion actually finds dwarf women attractive, even though he is a dwarf, so I don't think he;d actually marry Penny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mladen Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 THis reeks of ignorance. I will stop here so I wouldn`t be warned. But I do find this theory despicable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Eagle Posted June 10, 2013 Author Share Posted June 10, 2013 If this isn't a crackpot, you're on crack. And since I don't think it's the latter..please don't joke about this stuff drug use is a very serious issue and a lot of farmers suffer from it though i'm cleanIt's cute.Well, thank you very much sirEither that would include a lot of incest or they'd have to put notices all over Westeros and Essos for dwarves to come claim free land.You have a good question here sir, i think it could go both ways, since in game of thrones world incest is accepted sometimes, but not by everybody... I will edit the post and add you as co-author, thank you very much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaarioKnowsBest Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 I think dawrves have 50/50 chances of having dwarf childten Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lehnaru Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 I will edit the post and add you as co-author, thank you very muchPlease, don't. Too late. Please remove my name, I'm not the co-author. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dryhtscipe Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 THis reeks of ignorance. I will stop here so I wouldn`t be warned. But I do find this theory despicableThis, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedBean Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 Please, don't. Too late. Please remove my name, I'm not the co-author.LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crow Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 am i supposed to take this seriously, or i this a joke...im...im not sure...my world isnt the same after reading this...i...don't think i have ever read a more terrifying theory...and i have read all the Targearyen theories... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crow Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 please forgive my recent post, i was just shocked...no, i dont think that there will be any Hobbits no matter how many dwarves get it on.ps: It's my 100th post! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Lymond Lychester Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 any thoughts on my theory?you do realize that two dwarfs procreating does not necessarily mean they will have a child of similar proportions, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nirolo Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 This is the most ignorant piece of :bs: I have ever had the misfortune to lay my eyes on. Now I'm going to need to wash my eyes with unicorn tears... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Littlefingers In The Air Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 please don't joke about this stuff drug use is a very serious issue and a lot of farmers suffer from it though i'm cleanWell, thank you very much sirYou have a good question here sir, i think it could go both ways, since in game of thrones world incest is accepted sometimes, but not by everybody... I will edit the post and add you as co-author, thank you very much uh, I wasn't joking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crow Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 This is the most ignorant piece of :bs: I have ever had the misfortune to lay my eyes on.Now I'm going to need to wash my eyes with unicorn tears...this was my reaction Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honey Bee Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 I'm not one on genetics but two dwarfs won't necessarily have all dwarf children. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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