JonCon's Red Beard Posted March 18, 2015 Author Share Posted March 18, 2015 That doesn't make sense. I'm just gonna walk this situation off........Dont act like you're not impressed. Um can you please stop making me laugh so loud at work? Ghost Rhaegar: Can people stop calling us during sex? Ghost Lyanna: It's very awkward... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikkel Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 Jonception You know Jon inside of Jon... :bowdown: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Cold Fingers Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 That doesn't make sense. I'm just gonna walk this situation off........Dont act like you're not impressed. Um can you please stop making me laugh so loud at work? It smells like Bigfoot's dick! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Equilibrium Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 Ghost Rhaegar: Can people stop calling us during sex? Ghost Lyanna: It's very awkward... Does this have double meaning? "Can people stop calling us during sex?" as in "While we are having sex". ASOIAF made me analyze everything looking for for secret meaning? Admit it, you are picturing Ghost Rhaegar and Ghost Lyanna having sex while Jonception does the same :D I think Ghost Elia and Ghost Ashara should be in too, because of the Dornish reasons... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonCon's Red Beard Posted March 18, 2015 Author Share Posted March 18, 2015 Does this have double meaning? "Can people stop calling us during sex?" as in "While we are having sex". ASOIAF made me analyze everything looking for for secret meaning? Admit it, you are picturing Ghost Rhaegar and Ghost Lyanna having sex while Jonception does the same :D I think Ghost Elia and Ghost Ashara should be in too, because of the Dornish reasons... That's Robert's punishment. Everybody has sex while Ghost Robert only watches... Also, who says GElia isn't having sex with GRhaegar and GLyanna? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Cold Fingers Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 That's Robert's punishment. Everybody has sex while Ghost Robert only watches... Also, who says GElia isn't having sex with GRhaegar and GLyanna? Poor GEddard... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Equilibrium Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 That's Robert's punishment. Everybody has sex while Ghost Robert only watches... Also, who says GElia isn't having sex with GRhaegar and GLyanna? Poor guy he can't even drink in ethereal form. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonCon's Red Beard Posted March 18, 2015 Author Share Posted March 18, 2015 Poor GEddard... He tried to have sex with GCat, but as soon as he dropped down his pants, she was gone... poof! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Equilibrium Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 He tried to have sex with GCat, but as soon as he dropped down his pants, she was gone... poof! You do realize Cat was becoming ghost at the same time as Robb... GEddard is waiting with his immaterial trousers down and then Robb shows up and is like "Dad wtf" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthGirl Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 OH.MY.GAWD!!!!!!! I have seen the light! :bowdown: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthGirl Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 OH.MY.GAWD!!!!!!! I have seen the light! :bowdown: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Cold Fingers Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 He tried to have sex with GCat, but as soon as he dropped down his pants, she was gone... poof! You do realize Cat was becoming ghost at the same time as Robb... GEddard is waiting with his immaterial trousers down and then Robb shows up and is like "Dad wtf" I hope the Weirnet is not connected to this place where GSex is happening...Maybe that's why BR stayed there...he's really into voyeurism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Equilibrium Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 I hope the Weirnet is not connected to this place where GSex is happening...Maybe that's why BR stayed there...he's really into voyeurism. Bran would see someone and then just wait to be thrown down from the spirit world :) As for BR for the sake of his well-being I hope Ghost Bittersteel and Ghost Shiera Seastar haven't reconciled Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Cold Fingers Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 Bran would see someone and then just wait to be thrown down from the spirit world :) As for BR for the sake of his well-being I hope Ghost Bittersteel and Ghost Shiera Seastar haven't reconciled Shiera Seastar isn't a Ghost yet ! ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Equilibrium Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 Shiera Seastar isn't a Ghost yet ! ;) May very well not be but I am in humor mind set now not high end theorizing one :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SerTonyStark Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 Just an example of the kind of rock hard straight up analysis we've all come to expect here. Of course this is the endgame, if it'd been a snake it would've bit me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lamb of the Gods Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 GRRM didn't make them with similar names for no significant payoff. I agree. This is because Jon Snow is named after Jon Connington, sweet. People assume Ned named him after Jon Arryn, I imagine Rhaegar left instructions of what the baby names should be if it was a girl or boy, for a boy he chose his best friend's name. As for the OP, you need more to go on than descriptions of people's hair. As a writer, I know one quickly runs out of ways to describe things. A fiery beard is a common description. It means nothing. Absolutely nothing. Not that I am against the theory, only the "facts" backing it up. When I describe characters, yeah I do try to limit descriptions to certain types of people to keep themes in line, but it is hard. For example, when my northerners get angry, they say something in a tone as cold as ice. But the same tone in a southerner from the desert, his tone was beginning to simmer. I would never use the word simmer to describe a northerners voice unless I was implying they weren't much of a northerner (influenced by southern trends). But when it comes to describing red beards... gods even for a northerner, I cannot think of a better way than a fiery red beard. You can tie it into the theme by adding the kind which guards against the winter's cold. So don't read too much into repetitive descriptions! EDIT: Sorry my post is on topic. This thread is so off topic that I know appear to be the one who is off topic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Cold Fingers Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 This is because Jon Snow is named after Jon Connington, sweet. People assume Ned named him after Jon Arryn, I imagine Rhaegar left instructions of what the baby names should be if it was a girl or boy, for a boy he chose his best friend's name. As for the OP, you need more to go on than descriptions of people's hair. As a writer, I know one quickly runs out of ways to describe things. A fiery beard is a common description. It means nothing. Absolutely nothing. Not that I am against the theory, only the "facts" backing it up. When I describe characters, yeah I do try to limit descriptions to certain types of people to keep themes in line, but it is hard. For example, when my northerners get angry, they say something in a tone as cold as ice. But the same tone in a southerner from the desert, his tone was beginning to simmer. I would never use the word simmer to describe a northerners voice unless I was implying they weren't much of a northerner (influenced by southern trends). But when it comes to describing red beards... gods even for a northerner, I cannot think of a better way than a fiery red beard. You can tie it into the theme by adding the kind which guards against the winter's cold. So don't read too much into repetitive descriptions! EDIT: Sorry my post is on topic. This thread is so off topic that I know appear to be the one who is off topic! Based on several other theories in this forum, vehemently defended by their theorists, with similar or even less factual evidence than presented & outlined in the OP...as a reader, I take this as canon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lamb of the Gods Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 You take a description of somebody's hair as canon... or am I missing the sarcasm? Honestly I don't think any of Martin's foreshadowing or prophecies are coherent, they're just there to waste time. His books are good, but if he actually meant for anything he wrote to be deciphered to the point a reader could faith in it then he is an awful writer. Because you can't make sense of it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Cold Fingers Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 You take a description of somebody's hair as canon... or am I missing the sarcasm? Honestly I don't think any of Martin's foreshadowing or prophecies are coherent, they're just there to waste time. His books are good, but if he actually meant for anything he wrote to be deciphered to the point a reader could faith in it then he is an awful writer. Because you can't make sense of it! It's mocking those who take such small, insignificant details and forms theories and called it canon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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