JonCon's Red Beard Posted March 15, 2015 Author Share Posted March 15, 2015 I see you haven't read the the Oglaf comics with Kronar the Barbarian :D Of course I have.... Only manly man can procreate feral kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
addicted to snow Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 No!!! Bullshit! My brother kept talkin about how Jon was gay cuz he took satin for a steward, and I almo had go whoop his ass. Jon is NOT GAY! He's the man. He's not gonna bang his sisters either, he's not French! I've banged my sister at least dozen times over the last 10 years & it didn't make me French... Don't freak out everyone, we just do it because we really like to have sex & the opportunity presents itself, not because we are in love or anything (that would be gross)... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRANDON GREYSTARK Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 Jon and JonCon or Jon and Satin . Why would Jon forsake his first love Sam ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Equilibrium Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 Of course I have....Only manly man can procreate feral kids.See, and Jon is from the North like Kronar and other Jon has red beard like other guy. Fantasy overrules biology Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellfoy Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 No!!! Bullshit! My brother kept talkin about how Jon was gay cuz he took satin for a steward, and I almo had go whoop his ass. Jon is NOT GAY! He's the man. He's not gonna bang his sisters either, he's not French! I am pleased to inform you that French people don't unsually bang their siblings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Weirwoods Eyes Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 The OP is a great Parody of some of the "theories" posted. :) very amusing JCRB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingelheim Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 Lol, funny thread JCRB, as always haha. I don't think Jon will marry anybody, but if he does, it'll be Val. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonCon's Red Beard Posted March 15, 2015 Author Share Posted March 15, 2015 I don't get it. The Valyrians are French? But we've seen Dany taking baths! <O> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLittleFinger Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 I don't get it. The Valyrians are French? But we've seen Dany taking baths! <O> Hon hon hon. :crying: Ben piss que le tabarnak en foi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TyshaLives Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 I totally see the parallel between Jon + JonCon and Sansa + LF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorian Martell Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 snip Crackpot, yet far more legit than all the Lannister kids being secret Targs, Euron being a warg, Varys being everyone else, Bloodraven warging everything or the Others being misunderstood good guys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellfoy Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 I don't get it. The Valyrians are French? But we've seen Dany taking baths! <O> Careful, the French bashing is soon going to upset me... :whip: Edit : As for the OP, don't you think that JonCon going after Rhaegar's son would be a little disturbing ? Well, I can see it : JonCon learns about R+L=J only after falling for Jon, what a tragedy ! The man who healed the wound that Rhaegar left is Rhaegar's own son ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dany Girl Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 The only problem I have with this is that Jon would have to give up his true love, Satin. I know Satin is too low born to be Queen, so if Jon marries Jon for duty I'm ok with it. Just so long as he can keep Satin as his consort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Modesty Lannister Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 I don't see it happening. Jon will wait for Sam to return from the Uni. Satin can console him in the meantime, but up to a point. My only worry is that Stannis might try to seduce him and you know what impact men in uniforms generally have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonCon's Red Beard Posted March 16, 2015 Author Share Posted March 16, 2015 The only problem I have with this is that Jon would have to give up his true love, Satin. I know Satin is too low born to be Queen, so if Jon marries Jon for duty I'm ok with it. Just so long as he can keep Satin as his consort. Jon wouldn't mind. If he had married some woman (had the Rebellion not happened), he would have probably eventually find himself a lover as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsay's Penguins Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 JonJon? Like JonJon Paste? Don't wanna visualise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonCon's Red Beard Posted March 16, 2015 Author Share Posted March 16, 2015 JonJon? Like JonJon Paste? Don't wanna visualise. We need a better name for them... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Equilibrium Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 We need a better name for them... Easy JonConJon or JonSnoJonCo or plain and simple Jons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsay's Penguins Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 Easy JonConJon or JonSnoJonCo or plain and simple Jons JonSnoJonCo? How about SnoCon? Like Snow cone. Hate those things, but it works right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hodor the Articulate Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 And on their first night, Jon Con will call out "Rhaegar" (as foreshadowed). Awkward... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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