King of Vaes Tolorro Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 He's just some nobody. King Jon will need a Queen and Jon is already a Lord. Who better than a noble born Lord to be the perfect consort for a King? Also, he could be his Hand too, as he has the experience. I don;t know, a Queen? A female who can produce heirs? You guys are idiots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Cold Fingers Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 I don;t know, a Queen? A female who can produce heirs? You guys are idiots. Elton John is a Queen. And there are plenty of kids to adopt or ward. Glad you agree with us!! Glad to have you on board! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavosBolton Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 As long as it's not Val, it's fine with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Cold Fingers Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 I approve this entire thread. I happily approve your approval of this approved thread!! Cheers!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Cold Fingers Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Jon would marry another Wolf or another Zombie, because he have a serious case of DEATH.You know what cures zombie & death?Awesome.JonSnuh has more than enough. And so does JonCon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Cold Fingers Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Even so, it takes a keen eye to catch this. Could not agree more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maid So Fair Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 *Decreasing irony levels to normal*That's not a theory J.K Rowling has flat out said it's the case, but post Grindelwald's defeat Dumbledore became "Quite Asexual" whatever that specifically means. ETA: From the Harry Potter WikiI know. I'm saying that while both are undeniably true they will have similarly far-reaching consequences for the plot :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dragons Hand Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 I know. I'm saying that while both are undeniably true they will have similarly far-reaching consequences for the plot :P Ah! I see! :commie: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoodedCrow Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Jon was named for the amazing Sir Elton, who has a biological child by surrogate.MelJonJon is the next ship. The child will be kissed by fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dragons Hand Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Jon was named for the amazing Sir Elton, who has a biological child by surrogate.MelJonJon is the next ship. The child will be kissed by fire. TwiceThe song of fire, fire, fire, and ice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser94 Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Ser Cold Fingers - Actually I had been reading the threads in this Forums more than a year, and someone had say that Jon could become a Warg or a Zombie (because the Others), and the only thing that I agree with, I dont think that Jon would survive, it would be very stupid for the story, and not a fool enough to believe in the FAN THEORY of R+L=J, without evidence or confirmation from George RR Martin, and even then, Martin like to play mind games, so his words mean nothing. The only thing that matter is read the book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dragons Hand Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Ser Cold Fingers - Actually I had been reading the threads in this Forums more than a year, and someone had say that Jon could become a Warg or a Zombie (because the Others), and the only thing that I agree with, I dont think that Jon would survive, it would be very stupid for the story, and not a fool enough to believe in the FAN THEORY of R+L=J, without evidence or confirmation from George RR Martin, and even then, Martin like to play mind games, so his words mean nothing. The only thing that matter is read the book. Hodor is Azor Ahai, worm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A True Kaniggit Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 For those of you who for are still not convinced of this obvious pairing even with the large amount of evidence that has been presented, I shall now prove it with math. 1) Jon will marry Jon= Jon2 2) Jon2 = Jon x Jon Jon x Jon3) ------------- = 1 Couple Forever. Jon x Jon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonCon's Red Beard Posted January 15, 2015 Author Share Posted January 15, 2015 For those of you who for are still not convinced of this obvious pairing even with the large amount of evidence that has been presented, I shall now prove it with math. 1) Jon will marry Jon= Jon2 2) Jon2 = Jon x Jon Jon x Jon 3) ------------- = 1 Couple Forever. Jon x Jon Amazing. Maths never lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoodedCrow Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Jon over Jon equals one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A True Kaniggit Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Jon over Jon equals one. Thank you for providing further evidence HoodedCrow Jon ----- = 1 Couple Forever Jon No matter what you do, it always ends with the same answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaime FTW Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 this made my day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sj4iy Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 I was told there would be no math. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Primalsplit Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 We do not math! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Cold Fingers Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Ser Cold Fingers - Actually I had been reading the threads in this Forums more than a year, and someone had say that Jon could become a Warg or a Zombie (because the Others), and the only thing that I agree with, I dont think that Jon would survive, it would be very stupid for the story, and not a fool enough to believe in the FAN THEORY of R+L=J, without evidence or confirmation from George RR Martin, and even then, Martin like to play mind games, so his words mean nothing. The only thing that matter is read the book. We'll agree to disagree...On this side...JonJon is awesome and we'll learn how he survived in the next book. On your side...you must have stopped reading when you realized it wasn't a scratch-n-sniff. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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