Best Lines of the Series (So Far)

[Ser Scot A Ellison]

"Egg... I dreamed I was old."

[oath breaker]

Your meat is bloody tough.

[Ivy Snow]

"I never win anything," Dolorous Edd complained. "The gods always smiled on Watt, though. When the wildlings knocked him off the Bridge of Skulls, somehow he landed in a nice deep pool of water. How lucky was that, missing all those rocks?"

"Was it a long fall?" Grenn wanted to know. "Did landing in the pool of water save his life?"

"No," said Dolorous Edd. "He was dead already, from that axe in his head. Still, it was pretty lucky, missing the rocks."

He's so funny... gonna think of some more later..

[oath breaker]

BWB to frey

If you tell ius what you know i'll tell them to let you go.

Frey tells everything but they continue to hang him "you said you'd let me go"

BWB "no, i said i'd tell em to let you go.......Lem let him go"

"Piss off"

BWB guy gives helpless shrug.

[Nemesis]

Doran Martell: "... a Knight of the Kings Guard. What did you do to him?"

Arianne: " I fucked him, father. You did command me to entertain our noble guests."

[Dead Boss]

I lol'd on: "The night is dark and full of turnips."

But the one that gives me creeps every time I read it is this:

Now you know, the crow whispered as it sat on his shoulder. Now you know why you must live.

“Why?” said Bran, not understanding, falling, falling.

Because winter is coming.

[Kraken's Grip]

Rhaegar fought valiantly, Rhaegar fought nobly, Rhaegar fought honorably. And Rhaegar died.

[Paladinmesser]

Pretty much anything Tyrion says! I have a few of his lines highlighted.

[Arrogant Bastard]

"Perhaps I should have married Sansa Stark to Moon Boy. He might have known what to do with her."

-Tywin

[DoomPancakes]

He is laughing at me, realized Jaime Lannister. "For all I know you fucked my sister too, you pock-faced bastard," he spat out. "Well shut your bloody mouth and kill me if you can."

I know Jaime and Ilyn were practicing, but that line made me laugh hard.

[leafs43]

Pick a random Tyrion quip and you have a winner.

[little_horn]

omg... this is going to be a long ass thread XD

[little_horn]

hmm... 26 words ok??

"the smile that Lord Janos Slynt smiled then had all the sweetness of rancid butter. Until Jon said, 'Edd, fetch me a bloc,' and unsheathed Longclaw."

[God of Angst]

"who am i to separate two hearts that beat as one"

[Sunni]

This might not be what you had in mind, but one of my favorites is Arya's nightly prayer.

"Dunsen, Chiswyck, Polliver, Raff the Sweetling, The Tickler, the Hound. Ser Gregor, Ser Amory, Ser Ilyn, Ser Meryn, King Joffrey, and Queen Cersei"

[Sunni]

I've got another one, from during the snowstorm...

"... for the night is cold and dark and full of terrors..."

[kephv]

He is laughing at me, realized Jaime Lannister. "For all I know you fucked my sister too, you pock-faced bastard," he spat out. "Well shut your bloody mouth and kill me if you can."

I know Jaime and Ilyn were practicing, but that line made me laugh hard.

Same. He has a lot of good one-sided dialogue with Payne. Another one I like after Jaime stops babbling at him and Payne gives him a creepy smile - "You talk too much."

[I'dsingforyou]

"Sedgekins can bugger himself with a hot poker. It's your bloody brother I want"

"A hound will die for you, but never lie to you"

[HashRouge]

The Old Bear to Sam: "my lady mother always told me that if I stood about with my mouth open, a weasel was like to mistake it for his lair and run down my throat. If you have something to say, say it. Otherwise, beware of weasels."

This made me giggle!

[Mark Antony]

Tyrion:"Tell me, Bronn. If I told you to kill a babe ... an infant girl, say, still at her mother's breast ... would you do it? Without question?

Bronn:"Without question? No." The sellsword rubbed thumb and forefinger together. "I'd ask how much."

"Lord Umber," said Robb, "This one was only the watcher. Hang him last, so he may watch the others die."

"I shit better men than you." the Hound