Best Lines of the Series (So Far)

[Silverin]

The Old Bear to Sam: "my lady mother always told me that if I stood about with my mouth open, a weasel was like to mistake it for his lair and run down my throat. If you have something to say, say it. Otherwise, beware of weasels."

This made me giggle!

LOL he should say that to Jon on the show though :laugh:

here is some:

sometimes I love Cersei, and I love the Tyrells too by the way:

Loras: “Your Grace will not find any man half so skilled with sword and lance as I.”

Cersei: "Humble, aren’t we?"

Cersei:"Ser Loras is so Tyrell he pisses rosewater."

[StarkWolf]

Cersei: (her face bruising from Robert's blow) "I shall wear this as a badge of honor."

Robert Baratheon: "Wear it in silence or I'll honor you again."

Tyrion: "I am sorry for your loss as well, Joffrey."

King Joffrey: "What loss?"

Tyrion: "Your royal father? A large fierce man with a black beard; you'll recall him if you try. He was king before you."

[towerofjoy]

Lady Olenna had some great ones:

"Night falls for all of us in the end and too soon for some."

"It is easy to mount a lion and not so easy to get off."

"Yes, all the Lannisters are lions, and when a Tyrell breaks wind it smells just like a rose."

[Ser Tom]

"sorry if we disturbed you, I was just chastising my wife"

[Jockefoten]

Arya in AFFC:

"Maybe I never saw a camel.. but I know a camel's cunt when I smell one"

[Hardstone]

Davos Seaworth - "And what would a Frey know of honour?"

[Destrier]

Considerably more than 25 words, but it needs to be quoted in full, I think:

“Jaime,” she said, tugging on his ear, “sweetling, I have known you since you were a babe at Joanna’s breast. You smile like Gerion and fight like Tyg, and there’s some of Kevan in you, else you would not wear that cloak . . . but Tyrion is Tywin’s son, not you. I said so once to your father’s face, and he would not speak to me for half a year. Men are such thundering great fools. Even the sort who come along once in a thousand years.” -- Genna Lannister

[eyeheartsansa]

He would have grown up to be a Frey!

"Light our fire and protect us from the dark, blah blah, light our way and keep us toasty warm, the night is dark and full of terrors, save us from the scary things, and blah blah blah some more." - Tyrion

[SeanF]

Most of the best ones have been quoted. Sticking to the 25 word rule:-

"Yet, mayhaps it is for the best. Had the boy lived, he would have grown up to be a Frey."

"Savor each moutful my Lords. I know that I shall."

"I'll stand for the dwarf."

"What would a bunch of bloody peasants know about a Lord's honour? We know some about murder, though."

"A dwarf's cock has magical powers." "I've always told the girls that."

"Come on Nursey, all that shitwater has to be replaced. I've made you some nice dog-tail soup, with some slivers of mushroom."

"The last words Nurse ever spoke were "No." The last words he ever heard were "A Lannister always pays his debts.""

[Dr.Qyburn's Monster]

"I never wanted to see half the things I've seen, and I've never seen half the things I've wanted to."

"Girls get the arms, but not the swords. Bastards get the swords, but not the arms."

EDIT: "Heh."

[The Shy Wolf]

The Wall is yours Hodor :drool:

[Lord Snow.]

"Quiet, woman!" Probably the only reason I liked Robert Baratheon :D

[leroy_harford]

Lord Snow. - can't argue with that, Robert is not that graet a character imo, but that quote was definitely amazing.

Anyways:

Every once in a while very long while, Lord Tywin Lannister would actually threaten to smile; he never did, but the threat alone was terrible to behold.

[Orlov]

Ah, can't remember where that one is from!

then

The North Remembers

I lol'd

[mediocre cheese]

“No,” said Lommy. “You got to carry me.”

“Think so?”

"That requires stealing a leaf from my brother's book. Not that Robert ever read one."

"How much did you steal from me, I wonder?"

Not enough that you ever missed a meal.

she smashed her own horn in his face, so hard she chipped a tooth. Years later at a feast, she heard him telling a serving wench how he’d cracked the tooth in a mêlée. Well, our marriage was a mêlée, she reflected, so he did not lie.

"the King in the North arises. Seems we killed some of your men, Your Grace. Oh, but I’ll make you an apology, that will mend them all again, heh."

[Ororo727 Jon Snow Fangirl]

"I don't know who I pity more, Tommen or The Realm." Jaime to Cercie.

[Zaydan]

Brynden : "Your word of honor?'' Ser Brynden raised an eyebrow. "Do you even know what

honor is?"

Jaime (in his mind) : A horse.

[Ororo727 Jon Snow Fangirl]

Tyrion in ADWD..

"Where do whores go?"

[House Martell]

"We'll never find that one, and I'll be blamed. Nothing ever goes missing that they don't look at me, ever since that time I lost my horse. As if that could be helped. He was white and it was snowing, what did they expect?" - "Dolorous" Edd Tollett

[Chris_from_Warrenton]

Tyrion has had several great quotes about books and how his intellect is his weapon (e.g. with books being the whetstone). GRRM has given similar quotes to Sam and even to more minor characters like Haldon in ADwD.

"A book can be a dangerous as a sword in the right hands." - Haldon