Iona Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 I know show is not canon, but GRRM only scripted Ramsay to have a sausage, but no potatoes with it. A hint, mayhaps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jet199 Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 They're considered to be part of what makes you a man and as there's all this stuff of Theon not being a man anymore, along with him being terrified of people seeing him naked, it could have happened. Plus, it's the sort of thing Ramsay would do. I think most people who think you need to have your balls attached to be a man would have the same opinion about the possession of a penis. I don't really see Theon being completely happy to undress in front of people if he had only had his penis cut off. So he drops his pants and says "well, it could have been worst"? I think leaving Theon with the will but not the means is exactly what Ramsay would do and is why he taunts Theon when they are with fArya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wise Fool Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 Is it ever revealed what happens to all of the unsullied dongles? Is there some wizard somewhere using them all to gain incredible magical powers (like the wizard that got Varys's doodle)? Or is there a massive pile of children's penises behind Astapor?If so, I want Dany to order someone to go scale dick mountain for her. (redemption for Brown Ben Plumm?)The severed penises of Theon and the Unsullied get together with the severed heads of Ned and Gregor and the severed hands of Jaime and the victims of the Goat and together they all go wherever whores go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blutraven Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 If he does still have his balls, how easy would it be to extract semen from them in medieval times? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MotherMerciless Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 what if theon's wiener is the horn of joramund ? Just before Theon's comeback at Pyke, the captains daughter blew the Horn of Joramun already, nothing much happened... :PThis thread just keeps getting better and better. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matoro Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 If he does still have his balls, how easy would it be to extract semen from them in medieval times? I can't claim to be an expert in medieval semenology, but somehow I guess it won't work out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanF Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 I can't claim to be an expert in medieval semenology, but somehow I guess it won't work out.They may have some ideas in the Citadel.And, if Theon makes it to the Wall, Mel might be able to extract it by magic, or maybe re-grow whatever's been removed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blutraven Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 I can't claim to be an expert in medieval semenology, but somehow I guess it won't work out. They might not know about artificial fertilisation as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iona Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 And, if Theon makes it to the Wall, Mel might be able to extract it by magic, or maybe re-grow whatever's been removed. If the red priests knew how grow back penises, somehow I don't think Varys would hate all those who practice magic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Gwynhyfvar Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 This may be the most entertaining thread on the board at the moment. I'm not sure if I should :lol: or :bawl: Also, I learned some interesting things about eunuchs :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yolkboy Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 Eunuchs who've had their penises, as well as testicles, removed, tend to dribble. Thanks for this Sean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat King Robert Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 Yes, Theon's manhood was cut off, he now wears it in a pouch around his neck. Because like Davos, he thinks himself lucky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grave Rob Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 I think Asha should end up with it. She is more worthy of a greyjoy penis than Theon ever was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Bat Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 It's in the depths of the Dredfort with all the flayed skins of the Starks. Turning into Reek jerkey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kissed by Ice and Fire Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 You did not complete the phrase started in the title: "... was to be attached to Robert Strong by Qyburn?" you're welcomeHaha!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhaenys_Targaryen Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 They're considered to be part of what makes you a man and as there's all this stuff of Theon not being a man anymore, along with him being terrified of people seeing him naked, it could have happened. Plus, it's the sort of thing Ramsay would do. :agree: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Er Rn Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 The thread title just beckoned me to read it, and it did not disappoint. Equal parts hilarious and disturbing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Klax Stark Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 I believe that Theon's wee wee was neither flayed nor cut off. I think Ramsey had his bitches bite it off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
complexphoenix Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 I think Asha should end up with it. She is more worthy of a greyjoy penis than Theon ever was. :agree: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wise Fool Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 It's in the depths of the Dredfort with all the flayed skins of the Starks. Turning into Reek jerkey Frey Pie, Jojen Paste, and Theon Jerkey, oh my! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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