Raisin' Bran

Outrageous Lies bout TP above, Ver. 24 (I like it better than 23)

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Jez Bell thinks the Ring of Power is a bell ringing (or possibly the telephone, and keeps ringing in order to become an Evil Overlord. Overlady?

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Count Balerion lives in the "Vortex of Doom".  It's actually a cardboard box with a smelly old blanket in it, but it's all about branding. 

 

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Jez's head can increase or decrease its size at will. This is particularly useful when she wants to look scary or cute. However, once she lost control of it an walked around one day with a head the size of a grape. Made everyone queasy.

Edited by Raisin' Bran

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Bran has clearly not received the memo that clearly identifies discussions of head-size variations as insensitive and discriminatory.  He has been fined 83 jelly beans and 0.06 hours thinking of bell puns.

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JB's eyes really are bigger than her arms. In fact, they envelope the Universe. Awesome!

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The proportions of CB's torso are nearly perfect to maximize his volume to surface area ratio.

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Bran believes that ginger is the root of all evil.

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Count Balerion has a gooey centre.

Edited by Jez Bell
It's delicious

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