Jez Bell Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 Raisin' Bran has a pet basilisk, named Tiffany. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 Jez Bell is a pet basilisk. She's GRRM's basilisk and is very helpful when it comes to killing anyone who asks GRRM about their bizarre theories (or when the blazes the next book is going to be published). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jez Bell Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 Count Balerion has written a detailed account of the legends of basilisks entitled, If Looks Could Kill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fragile Bird Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 Jez Bell is a Russian bot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted March 26, 2018 Author Share Posted March 26, 2018 Fragile Bird refuses to fly south for the winter. Of course she is an emu at the Toronto zoo, so the point is moot, I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jez Bell Posted March 27, 2018 Share Posted March 27, 2018 Raisin Bran has a thousand eyes in individual pots in his garden shed. Spoiler Yes, he is very excited about this year's potato harvest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted March 30, 2018 Author Share Posted March 30, 2018 Jez hates jazz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted March 30, 2018 Author Share Posted March 30, 2018 On 3/26/2018 at 11:45 PM, Jez Bell said: Raisin Bran has a thousand eyes in individual pots in his garden shed. Reveal hidden contents Yes, he is very excited about this year's potato harvest. I see what you did there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 RB is plotting to turn the potatoes into a deadly army of Mr. Potato-Head myrmidons, and enslave us all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted April 2, 2018 Author Share Posted April 2, 2018 Cb barely learned what a Myrmidon is on Friday. After watching Troy with Brad Pitt for the 53rd time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jez Bell Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 Bran does not like piña coladas or getting caught in the rain. He is really into yoga, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 Jez Bell likes doing yoga in an enormous vat of pina colada. It's messy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jez Bell Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Count Balerion does not believe in Yoga. He was really turned off by downward-facing dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted April 4, 2018 Author Share Posted April 4, 2018 Jez uses the tears of recently orphaned children to wash her hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 RB has spent the last twenty years constructing the world's tallest lego set. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jez Bell Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 Little known fact, but not only is Count Balerion the first vampire cat, but the first vampire... period. When he was first getting started, over a millennia ago, CB would feast on rats. He didn't know enough to finish them off completely and they turned into vampire rats. The vampire rats went on to make vampire bats, which went on to make vampire aristocrats. Those last suckers stole all the glory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted April 5, 2018 Author Share Posted April 5, 2018 Jez Bell is a Wikipedia editor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jez Bell Posted April 6, 2018 Share Posted April 6, 2018 Raisin' Bran has the original hand-written recipe from Colonel Sanders that includes 11 herbs and spices. It would be worth a fortune, if he hadn't penned in a 12th ingredient. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted April 7, 2018 Share Posted April 7, 2018 The 12th ingredient is Jez Bell's blood. She sells it at a premium to up-market "organic" shops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jez Bell Posted April 7, 2018 Share Posted April 7, 2018 Count Balerion is still confused by his computer mouse. Every day, the first 20 minutes are spent chasing it around the desk before any real work can begin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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