TNine Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 The Others are closely, closely associated with the Starks, and they are coming South to restore the Starks to their seat in Winterfell and destroy the Lannisters/Freys/Boltons/Greyjoys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LifeRuiner Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 Loras is Azor Ahai. Seriously, he's good on paper on all prophecy points. Also, he will cut a very dashing hero figure. Many crackpot theories have even less ground to stand on :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garlan Marius Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 Here's an unlikely one:Lemoncakes will do something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talbot Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 Jaime Lannister is Robb Stark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LifeRuiner Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 Here's an unlikely one:Lemoncakes will do something.Sansa's secret weapon because Littlefinger has a severe lemoncakes allergy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garlan Marius Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 Sansa's secret weapon because Littlefinger has a severe lemoncakes allergy.Who's Sansa? I only know of Lemoncakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LifeRuiner Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 Who's Sansa? I only know of Lemoncakes.Hot Pie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garlan Marius Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 Hot Pie?Ah, a nice, fully-rounded character! Azor Ahai reborn. Salt and smoke of the kitchen, and whatnot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LifeRuiner Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 Ah, a nice, fully-rounded character! Azor Ahai reborn. Salt and smoke of the kitchen, and whatnot.There are more Azor Ahais in these books than secret Targs :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garlan Marius Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 There are more Azor Ahais in these books than secret Targs :DHot Pie is a descendant of one of Aegon IV's bastards (who were all legitimized). Forgot to mention it. Once Daenerys and Jon Snow die, he's next in line to the throne. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolene Brown Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 Jaime will be King at the end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
y ddraig Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 All three Baratheon brothers are/were gay. Renly acknowledged it, Stannis knows but denies himself desire, and Robert was on a neverending quest to prove to everyone and himself he liked women. He only slept with women when he was drunk, and Lyanna was the closest acceptable thing to the one he really wanted.Basically, I'm on a NedBert trip today. :commie: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garlan Marius Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 All three Baratheon brothers are/were gay. Renly acknowledged it, Stannis knows but denies himself desire, and Robert was on a neverending quest to prove to everyone and himself he liked women. He only slept with women when he was he was drunk, and Lyanna was the closest acceptable thing to the one he really wanted.Basically, I'm on a NedBert trip today. :commie:The problem is that this thread is for ridiculous theories. The Dothraki have a saying for what you've posted. "It is known." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poor lollys Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 My new theory of late is that at some point Shireen will end up married to Tyrion for some reason or another. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poor lollys Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 The Others are closely, closely associated with the Starks, and they are coming South to restore the Starks to their seat in Winterfell and destroy the Lannisters/Freys/Boltons/Greyjoys.Wow, I actually really love this idea! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stark@heart Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 Quenten is alive and has been busy trying to learn to tame a dragon.Patchface is the evil demon monkey people need to be worrying about - and he might be AA.Oh yeah, Mel will burn Shireen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNine Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 Wow, I actually really love this idea!It's just believable enough to be fully crackpot. And with the way that GRRM is hinting at the ulterior motives of the Others... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Crow Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 Jorah is AA and he is the one who woke the dragons from stone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berrystan Sellme Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 That blackwater is actually blue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Mac Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 Daario is RhaegarMance is RhaegarStannis is RhaegarDarkstar is RhaegarWalder Frey is RhaegarIrri is RhaegarPenny is RhaegarOld Nan is RhaegarHowland Reed is RhaegarGerion Lannister is RhaegarEuron Greyjoy is RhaegarHot Pie is RhaegarHodor is Rhaegarand finallyGRRM is Rhaegar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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