Pero the first of His name Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 All hail the Night King of the Others, Wights and Icy Spiders, Lord of the Frozen Kingdoms and Protector of Winter,our Dear Leader King Jon-Un.Moved to OP:Oh. Kim Jong Un. The eternally 12 year old fat little kid dictator of North Korea. How could I forget someone SO significant.From http://listverse.com...ut-kim-jong-il/:The “Fact”: He had a supernatural birthAccording to North Korean historical literature, Kim Jong Il was born in a log cabin inside a secret base on Korea’s most sacred mountain, Mt. Paekdu. At the moment of his birth, a bright star lit up the sky, the seasons spontaneously changed from winter to spring, and rainbows appeared.His father was the previous AA, so clearly important.He will become AA Reborn, and fight against the evil King Jon-Un. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TalalOfDorne Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 And they are in the Northern side too, which makes it fit even more.Anyway Id pick this over him being King of Westeros or KiTN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dany Girl Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 Eew. Please no. I would feel like my entire love of the books, all the time I've spent on sites like this, would have been a complete waste of my life.plus, all bitter, no sweet. We're looking for bittersweet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N/A Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 no thank youi'll stick to my "The Ned reborn theory" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittykatknits Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 It'd be "UnJon".And no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizard Lion Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 our great leader King Jon-Un.I see what you did there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stannis Lives Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 All hail the Night King of the Others, Wights and Icy Spiders, Lord of the Frozen Kingdoms and Protector of Winter,our great leader King Jon-Un.Always been my theory too. You summarized 20 pages of info in one sentence. Nicely done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReekLeek Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 no thank youi'll stick to my "The Ned reborn theory"Is this an actual theory of yours or are you being sarcastic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indignant mushroom Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 no thank youi'll stick to my "The Ned reborn theory"That exists? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N/A Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 Is this an actual theory of yours or are you being sarcastic?Sarcastic , sorry for any confusion :laugh:That exists?only in my dreams :crying: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Luke. Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 Hmmm....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
intheswamp Posted July 17, 2013 Share Posted July 17, 2013 As Jon-Un's head rolled down the stairs leading up to the iron throne, the new Great King to his place. King Pounce, with Queen Whiskers and his hand, Boots, at his side, stretched out his furry frame and swore to rule over Westeros with an iron paw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Tan Lee Posted July 17, 2013 Share Posted July 17, 2013 I think it might be possible.Jon Snow was only a few words away from becoming the second Nights king. He had the power, all he had to do was declare himself a king. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRON BANK Posted July 17, 2013 Share Posted July 17, 2013 Gee! that ending would be depressing, the bad guys completely take over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitering Posted July 17, 2013 Share Posted July 17, 2013 Gee! that ending would be depressing, the bad guys completely take over.Well, there's quite a few people on here that like the badguys or somehow believe that a happy ending is bad writing, and believe that GRRM is a saviour come to the mainstream fantasy genre that will flip all conventions and tropes on their heads, including the happy or bittersweet ending. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pero the first of His name Posted July 17, 2013 Author Share Posted July 17, 2013 This was just a thread summarizing what some others think, not me really.I am glad someone caught the " our Dear Leader King Jon-Un" :drunk: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I know I know Posted July 17, 2013 Share Posted July 17, 2013 Gee! that ending would be depressing, the bad guys completely take over.Not completely. King Jon-un would only unite North and South, liberating the oppressed from the imperialist andogs.Jon knows nothing of the rest of the world. WORLD PEACE ACHIEVED. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
valtolin Posted July 17, 2013 Share Posted July 17, 2013 Well, there's quite a few people on here that like the badguys or somehow believe that a happy ending is bad writing, and believe that GRRM is a saviour come to the mainstream fantasy genre that will flip all conventions and tropes on their heads, including the happy or bittersweet ending.Yep. There are people here who would define Homer "too mainstream" and the Odissey "cheesy and full of tropes". They know better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Raven Posted July 17, 2013 Share Posted July 17, 2013 I am glad someone caught the " our great leader King Jon-Un"Dear Leader. Heh.And all this time I thought it would end in Hot Pie's own bed, at the age of 80 with a bellyful of wine and a girl's mouth around his cock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edd fetch me the boo box Posted July 17, 2013 Share Posted July 17, 2013 Did I miss something? I don't get the Jon-un joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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