Deadlines? What Deadlines?

We’re through the looking glass for sure. Rogan, the meat rider for the oligarchy, realizes that oligarchs are a problem. And he cites Blackstone’s Ratio like he discovered it while digging under a mountain ffs. “Aw, Dude! Due proc-cehs!” How the fuck is he rich?

I saw my first Cybertruck up close yesterday, parked in the street. Man, those body panels are wavy. I first noticed it on the tailgate; how light danced on it from the headlights of passing cars. Then down the side of the thing. Everything was wavy. nothing 10lbs of filler won’t fix… oh, wait! It isn’t painted! I’ve heard stories about the fit and finish but this is just embarrassing.

Wow. He is trying to be like Liz Truss.

2025 and they’re still fucking around with sex ed.

What? Why don’t we have these?

Tim Pool is part of the WH press pool now. His contribution was predictably hilarious. He needs to reminded of this constantly. Putin couldn't have hoped for a better sycophant. Oh, and a journo asked Caroline Levitt about the decline in foreign tourism and she straight up did not know what he was talking about.

Wow. Is it just me or does the desktop version of Bluesky look a lot like pre-Elon twitter? All those people Elon sacked obviously landed on their feet.

OHMYGAWDOHMYGAWDOHMYGAWD TRUMP WAS SCREAMING ABOUT PLASTIC STRAWS THIS MORNING!!!

Comedy gold though. I kinda hope they do keep him around…

USA! USA! USA! https://www.rawstory.com/harvard-ice-arrest/

Is Hegseth still employed? You think these idiots think they can just ride this one out?

Those kids look thrilled. Poker faces, kids. Poker faces. Hegseth sounds like a broken record. Stick a fork in him. He’s done.

Flynn?

The Dow Jones industrial average is down six thousand points in the last 3 months.

Don’t forget Rush Limbaugh calling Sandra Fluke a massive slut for daring to advocate for contraception being included in health coverage. Trump pinned a medal on him IIRC. I agree with DMC. There’s a line. And there are plenty of ways to point out how inadequate and unserious these people are without crossing that line. It’s also lazy.

Could we get some fire under that conspiracy theory? I'm totally down with propagating it. "JD Vance killed the pope with some secret CIA developed toxin that may or may not be part of some nefarious couch fucking conspiracy." Sounds legit.

I can't remember who it was but someone who gets on Tee Vee and not connected with these boards (allegedly) suggested signalgate was the tip of the iceberg. That there were other chats. Clearly. I mean, that's obvious, right? I don't think anyone predicted this. Damn.

And him ex-military no less. I wonder if Fox News will take him back. Somehow I don't think so.

I’ve signed non disclosure agreements in my life and I never spilled a goddamn thing, not even verbally, not even to my family. That was me working in product development, not intelligence. Hegseth is an utter, fucking, clown.

Jesus Christ. https://www.rawstory.com/second-signal-chat-hegseth-scandal/ I am now 100% sure foreign intelligence services know absolutely everything in this guys head. Even if they couldn’t crack his chats, they could 100% crack the chats of the people around him. Unless they thought it was a waste of time because “no one would be that stupid”. OK, call it 99%.

Well, they better be Christian. How’s this for taking the culture war to a whole new level? I’m only now hearing about this.

Crickets from the “free speech absolutists”… Reason Magazine has been pretty good on this stuff though.

‘Looks like Whooping Crane is back on the menu, boys. I like the second call better. He seemed to be in a much more spirited mood.

As I suspected. Calgaryans don’t know how to queue.

These days, nothing pisses me off more than some cow eyed MAGA cultist saying, “His first term was great.” You will never reach these people.