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Secretary of Eumenes

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  1. I mean what it probably is is some kind of hover drone with cray cray stealth capabilities being operated by a high speed gal in the belly of a cruiser in the Mediterranean. But aliens is just funner
  2. I don't know man, none of us know anything man that's the one thing that you can know you know what I mean man???
  3. I'm ready to believe. Why not? Alien? Matrix world? Why not? Fuck it.
  4. Mr Hackett should just start planning to take the family to Greece during the spring now. He ain't gonna have a job to worry about.
  5. Kenny Moore is 'one of the best slot guys in the league' everyone knows it! One of the rare things Ballard has done wisely regarding dispensation of $$$s, not indulging Moore's holdout. Overrated dork just made Christian Kirk look like a 20 million dollar man.
  6. Weaklings should have held out for an idol clue.
  7. For real tho. She looks like a sun damaged barbie. She should only talk when someone pulls her string, and then I only wanna hear "Let's go to the mall, Ken!"
  8. "Police are inevitably corrupted. ... Police always observe that criminals prosper. It takes a pretty dull policeman to miss the fact that the position of authority is the most prosperous criminal position available."
  9. Coffee is a crutch of the mind. All crutches are to be despised. At least that's what my comportment instructor always said when I asked to have some on early mornings, walking between the davenport and chifforobe with perfect posture. Then she'd whack the books off my head with her crutches and quaff more coffee while I gathered the weights and rebegan my steps...
  10. Republican strategists are better than their Democratic (and democratic) counterparts. If they're pivoting to bring more attention to abortion I suspect they have a good plan. Rubio and Graham are two of the smarter ones. Mock your enemy at your own peril.
  11. Lies on the cover itself. Everyone knows Trump is The Son of Orangutan
  12. I'm not gonna tell you I told you so then so I'm telling you now that I'm telling you now that when then comes around you're gonna feel even stoopider for how quickly you let that poison called hope bloat your dreams past their proper placement in slumber. Hope belongs in the bottom of a well with unwanted children. Cast yours away sooner and you'll be better for it.
  13. I've never seen such a thing. It was like they crossed the fifty and thought they'd taken the lead, just had to drain the clock... ... ... So that they could kick a FG... ... ... From the OTHER SIDE of the fifty!
  14. In broad daylight they make their plots against us Democracy doesn't die in darkness, it dies in apathetic impotence
  15. Welp, it was fun while it lasted. Pack up the pitchforks and torches, folks. Ain't gonna be no justice here, hear?
  16. Yo Geno looks like Russ out there! Playing fantastic! One of the handsomest QBs, I think. Too many of the QBs are inexplicably baby faced (Stafford, Russ, Mahomes). Geno has a man's face, like Lamar or Brady.
  17. Let Russia punch back. Mobile war favors the proximate.
  18. Um, no. Both of you are wrong because you love each other and James won't destroy that no matter how handsome he is or how scarce his trade value!
  19. I think I've cracked this galaxy case... Bill never appointed a new OC because he thinks McDaniels will be back by Thanksgiving.
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