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Jace, Extat

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  1. Paused my Hogwarts campaign to try for the umpteenth time to finish Cyberpunk. Maybe they fixed it. Maybe I'm on the right meds. But I'm loving it this time
  2. A sudden and crushing urgency not to get a few hundred thousand American boys and girls massacred in Asia. You do realize that Americans are no longer a rah rah expeditionary cowboyland people right? Like, we're all factoring that into our projections right? Americans are fat, lazy, entitled pieces of shit who wouldn't piss on a passerby if they were on fire unless there's a crypto scam involved. Any of the ones who aren't as described have money. Why would they give up their Youtube starlet careers to get murdered by communists in a war for a currency (the U.S. Dollar, keep up) they don't believe in? I mean, the idea that the U.S. could have the POLITICAL willpower to trade punches with a kind of enemy that views human life as just another calculus is... I'll just say it... STUPID Sorry. It's dumb. We were checkmated here in 2016. No, China doesn't want to flatten Taiwan. No, they don't need to. They're already winning. They've just gotta wait. Not all wars are fought with battles of tanks and battalions of men. This is a -new- kind of war. And you're llllllllllllooooosing! It'll be a helluva day when Marjorie Taylor Green and Ben Shapiro team up as the Peace at All Costs (FOR THE 'CONOMY!) ticket. I'll have my popcorn. PS: Is Shapiro an American? I don't care, he talks fast and has a distinctive speaking style. He could be president if he wanted to. All those back catalogues of podcasts or whatever would be like crack cocaine to his new Con-serv-a-Right political coalition. It'd be fucking awesome. After years of being incel fuckwads who have to pretend to not-not like Jews all of his fanbois could evolve into incel fuckwads who get to wave the fact that they voted for a Jew like it's a fucking pride flag, but for the political right. And that's just ONE random example. I'm not -predicting- Shapiro gets into politics or teams up with MTG. But it really ain't as farfetched as you'd like it to be when you start thinking about it. And that's the proof that we're doomed. I can feasibly posit circumstances in which a mental invalid and a whatever-youtuber become leaders of one country. China, different. Better. I'm out
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  4. IF first you dont suckwest, try try ere'gain
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  6. Negotiate with nothing and you'll never lose. Catch.
  7. "Look, I run a tight ship. That's my job as a capital-C Captain, Chancellor. Keep folks wound right, wound tight, and wound outta sight... when they don't wind no more. You take my meaning, right Goldie? And to tell ya the truth, since the day I up and promoted my self side-ways into "Fleet Admiral" I've kinda seen it as my job to extend that courtesy to every ship and soul under my command. It's a new galaxy. New Empire. A smiley one for Fathers' sake. I mean our beloved founder is dead. D E D Dead. And he ain't comin back. Now we can sit here scrabblin and squawking over the remains or we can face facts. New facts call for new reviews, new alignments when necessary. So, Chancellor, Princess... Empress-Heir? When I tell you that I came here with nothing to hide but my sparkly white smile, my positively effusive personality type, and a big ol secret you need to hear? Well, you know I'm telling the truth. I told you that already past Telos, where I crushed the cowards who fled the field instead of avenging their masters' doom. I told you that already when I sent code ratters into 'your' shipyards on Corellia. I told you at Manaan. Found nothing at Korriban. And I think I tripped over it near Dagobah, come to think... of all places, Dagobah! As likely as Tatooine or Taris! And madam-whatever-you-want? I told the Universe at Bastion when I took Palleon's tongue for daring call himself Grand Admiral. You see, because I may not be blue. I may not be a Bothan, or indeed technically an Admiral. But the real heir to the Empire is all that and more. And he's coming to tell you about something from out of space." "Admiral" "Dalaa" - Jace's Star Wars Movie, which cannot be bought
  8. If I were tasked with Frankenstein-ing the dessicated remnants of SW back to life... and I'm _NOT_ What I'd do... What I'd do is start the prologue/monologue bit explaining why Princess/Chancellor Leia is allowing Admiral Dalaa to come to ruined Coruscant to make peace. Peace! With the EMPIRE!?!?! Well, what could be worth it??? Pssst, they They ain't from around here. Dalaa knows the Grand Moffs topsykrets "Maybe your window turned out to be a door." ????
  9. I heard out of nowhere once that "Smokers get all the breaks." Seemed like a good idea at the time.
  10. Saw John Wick 4 That shit was fire
  11. Still workin my way through season 2 of my rewatch. Good show. Great, even. Not the BEST show. But it's pretty fucking great. HBO makes good stuff.
  12. Eh, if there's gas in the tank I say just go. Good ol' American spit and ingenuity'll figure it out on the way.
  13. I like real motherfuckers. It ain't gotta be any more than that. By the standards of the almighty 'market' I hear so fucking much about, he DESERVES it. He's worth more. He's standing against billionaires. This is football. He makes his own life choices. I'm rooting for entertainment. This entertains me greatly.
  14. Maybe Lamar is done? Callin' it quits? Wouldn't be the first time the league blackballed a motherfucker for not falling in step. Then again the season is like literally a half-a-year away so what's the rush to decide today?
  15. Now that's a name I've not heard in a long, long, time. A long time...
  16. I think Tim Ryan is exactly the kinda Aww Shucks kinda NORMAL safe Democratic-liberal NORMAL... socialism That America needs. Just a little! New New Deal! Don't overthink it. Turn it into an environment/modernize-off with China. Doesn't even matter if it's true. Just get people to want to work for their fucking futures. People are sad. Ya gotta give 'em shit to be optimistic about! You're supposed to wear the hairshirt UNDER the sackcloth you idiots! And yo, I like Kamala. I liked that she sank her teeth in on her future boss in that first debate. Go for it!But sister you're like the swing vote in the Senate or something and I literally have no idea what you do Just being honest.
  17. The correct order is clearly 1) Die Hard 2) Die Hard With a Vengeance I love the third one. It's like a try hard attempt to remake a better movie but it is fun. That scene where the car is like spinning on the road is cray cray After that they're all whatever. Who remembers.
  18. I judge no man by the content of his Watched Recently list. Well I do, but I try to be fun about it.
  19. Even thinking about Chelsea Manning's book makes me sadfaced as fuck. So I've been slogging between print and audiobook versions of Anathem while taking long breaks trying to go outside and touch the grass but I feel like the weather itself conspires against me Talk about throwing The Book at someone. Not to take Jeep Chryst's name in vain, but it's splendid! Everything I said about Sanderson, in the Sanderson thread? Yeah, Neal Stephenson should do the opposite. Whatever this man wants. Ten-thousand page manuscript? Single issue, hardcovers only? Covers made of pure platinum bitcoin NFTs? I don't know what any of that means but yes! Give him whatever he wants.
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