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  1. Ralphis Baratheon

    A+J=T v.9

    Whatever the case may be, to me Genna comes off as a busybody know-it-all. Usually that type misses far more than they see.
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    King Tommen

    Forced overconsumption of Beets.
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    Who has been smuggling onions into Bloodraven's cave??

    Maybe Bran just has a really poor palate and thought he was tasting onions but they were really something else.
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    Strongest castles in Westeros

    Not sure, but I imagined it would be hard to siege even if it was found because of the swamp land and bogs that surround it while it's moving. Definitely not a castle worth trying to take and hold unless someone with a large army really wanted it. The Wiki says that Andals and Iron Born have tried to take it but I wasn't able to confirm that with the World book.
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    Strongest castles in Westeros

    I was going to say Greywater Watch, but it's technically not as "strong" as those others castles, but it could be considered as safe because it's harder to find and siege.
  6. Lets face it ALL maids want/wanted Rhaegar. His beauty eclipsed Cersei's own golden twin. His voice made Lyanna and others maidens weep. Jon Con devoted his life to him and now his supposed son. Lyanna was at least digging him at fist, things might have changed when he got all crazy about prophesies and her family starting getting killed though.
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    Jon Snow's Real Name

    That does really roll off the tongue.
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    Walder Frey's End: Craster of the South

    I can see it going the other way where Walder dies peacefully in his sleep right before all hell breaks loose.
  9. Ralphis Baratheon

    R+L=J&M [Part VI] - ADOS Endgame Prediction: The Dark Meera Saga

    When I read it I pictured Meera as Alyssa Milano, older than Who's the Boss but younger than Charmed. Then I pictured Jaime Lannister as a less buff blonde Arnold Schwarzenegger from Last Action Hero, because I don't care what anyone says, that movie is a classic that actually aged well. Bran was obviously a young Sean Austin from Goonies.
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    Wyman Manderly warships

    Might use those ships to ferry a army of Skagosi and their unicorns to storm his enemies.
  11. His muses, Alyssa Milano and Arnold Schwarzenegger, or so I heard.
  12. And that she cried out for Robert as she died.
  13. Ralphis Baratheon

    Daenerys Targaryen is most like Prince Daemon Targaryen 

    Not sure I like Ghost's odds in that fight.
  14. Ralphis Baratheon

    Biggest surprises from Fire and Blood

    Was surprised baby Aegon IV tried to beat baby Aemon the Dragonknight to death with a dragon egg.
  15. Ralphis Baratheon

    GRRM: Some folk got it right.

    Well at least a couple out of thousands is bound to get it right.