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First of My Name Posted April 22, 2014 Author Share Posted April 22, 2014 Only Volume 17: Queen Abimbola Abimbola began her reign of prosperity with gifts. Unfortunately, Light-kun had contracted sixteen terminators of assassins pets, that ravaged Abimbola's plots by sabotaging supplies during celebrations, before anyone could notice. The peasants wailed for presents, piercing their tongues with earlobes. Gregling bedded Abimbola, impregnating her twice. Enemies bitched while Light-kun arranged the assassination of Gregling, which didn't work. Ludovica's army was angry, causing destruction and despair. Gregling sniveled pathetically, because civilians threw tomatoes and pumpkins, because they had no morals. Afterwards felons stole plans recovered from ancient Jethrosalia. These plans were used for EVIL, causing mayhem. Jethrosalia expunged all rebels, including Light-kun and UnGreg. Then, demigods swooped down, capturing Gregling. Meanwhile, Gregling's babies were born. Cersei drank laxatives, defecating everywhere bloodily. President UnJesse killed meth cooks affiliated with God. Abimbola disliked the demigods, swearing to betray them. UnHeisenberg giggled at warmongers. Tweakers were ejected into another dimension until anomalies tied the knot. Light-kun betrayed all but Gregne hid until Gregling proclaimed "PARTAAY!" Everybody drank blood mixed with nightshade. "Best friends forever," said Abimbola to Gregling, before dying. Suddenly, panic infected everyone. Harry wanted the last Horcrux, which belonged to Abimbola. Light-kun destroyed Jethrosalia. Gregne recovered and rallied the survivors, planning conquest. Gregne vowed failing wasn't only possible but likely. Light-kun battled alongside Ludovica, whom Gregling bedded. Gregling lost the condoms. Pregnancy ensued. Lady Dianora slept in a blue outhouse. Upon exiting, she met a damn mango. Gregling gathered grumkins whilst demons allied with Light-kun. Finally, war broke Heaven. The angels burned. Lucifer cheered Gregling loudly until inchworms cocooned. Gregne rallied more pikemen to destruction. He felt furious, then marched on Hell. Gregling was almost happy. Gregne died (and Gregling cried). Syuar started rallying soldiers, but plagues infected them. They assaulted brothels with horny rhinoceroses, only the male prostitutes were ready for battle. They resisted for five charges, but ultimately, they sucked and sucked more. Before long, dawn arose. Gregling choked semblance into devils. Instead, fire spread across the heavens, while oceans dried. Gregling roared, "Men! Into the forest!" as encantation echoed afar. "Damn!" yelled Light-kun, "retreat!" Soldiers clashed everywhere, gore splattered everywhere. "We shall prevail!" Gregling exlaimed, leaving Light-kun dead. Now, peace was imminent. Only 20 words to go in this story, and then we'll move on to the final chapter of Gregling's tale. (Unless everybody wants to end it here, or have the story last longer). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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First of My Name Posted April 22, 2014 Author Share Posted April 22, 2014 Dianora Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Abominable SnowOther Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 (what if we started an new story and if Gregling lives maybe he can be a minor character?) could Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
First of My Name Posted April 22, 2014 Author Share Posted April 22, 2014 stop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amberStone Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 the so what happens to Gregling's kids? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Abominable SnowOther Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 (kids? i totally forgot) king's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
First of My Name Posted April 22, 2014 Author Share Posted April 22, 2014 conquests I was about to say 'kids' but thought this fitted better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amberStone Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 however does he have 2 or 3? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Abominable SnowOther Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 (I believe he has twins) disease Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
First of My Name Posted April 22, 2014 Author Share Posted April 22, 2014 does he have 2 or 3?2 by Abimbola (twins), and 1 by Ludovica (whom he encountered in Heaven, or something) struck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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amberStone Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 . "Pox Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Abominable SnowOther Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 ? Noooo!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron Hawk Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 , so Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandagod Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 Dianora ( so Smallrus could make a cameo in next story :0 ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron Hawk Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 died. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron Hawk Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 died. You asshole. She was the only one who could stop Gregling, so was Light-kun, and Gregne. All three of them were the only one that could stop Gregling, and now they're all gone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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