Sleeve of Wizard Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 I is my neighbor, His full name is Ignatius so I is just easier... :blush: This One follows the Old Gods but enjoys a good barbeque nonetheless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeve of Wizard Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 DOUBLE POST! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arya kiddin' Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 A man remembers the golden days in the reign of good king Shitmouth, when double posts were punishable by public tickling. A man wants that back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HexMachina Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 A woman discreetly posts advertisements around the Weirnet for a new forum torturer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Antony Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 a man hmmmmms Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arya kiddin' Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 A man is for the woman to command, can produce 76 such tools if needed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HexMachina Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 A woman shall consider a man's application. However, a woman points out that she herself keeps extensive torture chambers, and thus know what she is looking for.:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckwheat Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 A flower puts an end to all the talk about torture. A flower would like to point out that Forum Games is supposed to be a friendly place! :angry2: :whip: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HexMachina Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 A woman apologises to a Flower. A woman spoke in jest :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arya kiddin' Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 A flower should not get angry, or she be thefirst victim of either tickle torture or running diarrhea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckwheat Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 A woman apologises to a Flower. A woman spoke in jest :P A flower understands that. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N/A Posted April 23, 2014 Author Share Posted April 23, 2014 A potato thinks that a tall girl and a docile analyst would not speak so lightly of torture if they truly knew the ways of it , a potato regrets that he has been educated in it :( a potato believes he might have been a bit too harsh to his two jesting friends above but offers a :grouphug: to remedy whatever happened because :grouphug: s fix all no ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of Groat Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 One post follows another and a thread grows. Then one day a man looks for his own post but the thread is like 20 pages long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeve of Wizard Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Ticlking and Torture... This One is reminded of a manuscript parody: Fifty Shades of Grey Worm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kungsmurfen Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 A smurf remembers the torture chambers of the "harmless" answer questions with questions thread.. *shivers* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HexMachina Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 A woman thinks a Smurf's mind is wandering. A woman knows of no such places and thinks they are a product of a Smurf's imagination... :whip: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeve of Wizard Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 This One knows that Smurfs are prone to hallucinations, mainly from Papa Smurfs "lab" experiments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grape Jackanape Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 A chin's idea of torture would be having a co-worker bring--and burn--microwave popcorn ev-er-ry day of said co-worker's miserable, soul-less life & permeating the office w it's odor. Oh, wait, that's a chin's real life... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeve of Wizard Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 This One agrees, acrid smells are he worst. "...he burned my parts in a brazier. The flames turned blue and I heard a voice answer his call. I still dream of that night. Not of the sorcerer, not of his blade... I dream of the smell of burned popcorn." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grape Jackanape Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 A chin thinks Orville Redenbacher is a rather sorcerous name... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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