Scorched_Air Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 For recreation only!!! No squares allowed!__________________________________________Let's have a little game! Give important characters creative names that match their stupidest moments and attributes. Dark humour is welcome. Also names that hint at their awesomeness welcome.Let me start:- Mace "Puff-Fish" Tyrell, aka Lord Oaf- Tywin "I Win" Lannister- Rob "Forever Young" Stark- Stannis "The Mannis" Baratheon- Daenerys "Queen Spartacus" Targaryen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Aegon The Conqueror Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 Not the best of names but: Oberyn "FuckMothering" Martell Tyrion "Whoremonging" Lannister Daemon "wargod" Blackfyre Brynden "AnimalKing" rivers Arthur 'Fuckin' DayneBarristan 'old enough to still kick your womanly ass' selmy Cersei 'The Horny' LannisterPetyr 'Paedo' Baelish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batbob45 Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 Joffrey (Shitmouth is more popular than me) LannisterPetyr (Lord that is creeper than Patchface) LittlefingerPetyr (Lord Creepbeard) Littlefinger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorched_Air Posted May 27, 2014 Author Share Posted May 27, 2014 Let me correct yours, Egg: Oberyn "Red Hot Dornish Pepper" MartellTyrion "Pimpin' Ain't Easy" LannisterDaemon "Too Long" BlackfyreYour Brynden name is actually very good.Arthur "Lightsaber" DayneBarristan "Too Old For This Crap" Selmy (taunting name, does not relate to reality 100%) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorched_Air Posted May 27, 2014 Author Share Posted May 27, 2014 Petyr Creepbeard! That is actually VERY good! Will write down and tweet the best names. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Aegon The Conqueror Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 Let me correct yours, Egg:Oberyn "Red Hot Dornish Pepper" MartellTyrion "Pimpin' Ain't Easy" LannisterDaemon "Too Long" BlackfyreYour Brynden name is actually very good.Arthur "Lightsaber" DayneBarristan "Too Old For This Crap" Selmy (taunting name, does not relate to reality 100%) NOOO!! The Oberyn name was the best one I could come up with!! YOU SHALL NOT CHANGE IT!! It's Oberyn Fuckmothering Martell! #UnbowedUnbentUnbroken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Tyrion I Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 Wouldn't this thread be better in "Forum Games"? Just sayin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batbob45 Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 Selyse (I am more of a fool than Patchface) FlorentMace ( M as in Moran Tyrell) TyrellLysa(Batshit crazy mom) ArrynRobin( I am a spoiled annoying brat) Arryn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorched_Air Posted May 27, 2014 Author Share Posted May 27, 2014 Jon "Who Is My Mom" Snow Loras "Pisses Rosewater" Tyrell Grey "Grey Worm" Worm (lol?)Sansa "Little Bird" StarkArya "Assasin's Creed" Stark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khal Shaggydog Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 Dickon "has a" ManwoodyWyman "I eat Freys like you for breakfast" Manderly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batbob45 Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 Sandor (I hate working for Joffrey) Clegane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elan Morin Tedronai Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 'A pimp named Petyr 'Littlefinger' Baelish' Yes that includes the 'A pimp named' part Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorched_Air Posted May 27, 2014 Author Share Posted May 27, 2014 Great, it's getting better by the hour. Jorah "Friendzoned For Life" MormontMissandei "I Have No Second Name, Your Grace" SomethingHizdahr "King Drama" Loraq Oznak "Heads Down" Pahl (the champion of Meereen beheaded by Daario)Daario "Flashing Arakh" Naharis Bron "Deadeye" BlackwaterJaime "Hands Off" LannisterRoose "Evil Goose" Bolton Ramsay "Old Dirty Bastard" Snow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batbob45 Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 Jaimie (I need to see a mental doctor) Lannister Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorched_Air Posted May 27, 2014 Author Share Posted May 27, 2014 Yeah, I decided that Forum Games is a better place for this. How do I delete topics? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batbob45 Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 I don't know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Aegon The Conqueror Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 Ned 'headless' StarkSansa 'My life sucks' stark Margaery 'I got the best tittties' TyrellLoras 'Dick for Dick' Tyrell Daydreamer Doran MartellArriane 'Wet' Martell Gerold 'batman wannabe' Dayne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight Of Winter Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 Tywin "Goldshitter" Lannister.Gerold "Nocturnal" Dayne. Yeah, I decided that Forum Games is a better place for this. How do I delete topics?You could ask the mod to move it to forum games e.g. by reporting first post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Hands warm heart Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 Sandor"Down Boy"Clegane Victorian "Miss Vicky" Greyjoy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Light a wight tonight Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 Yeah, I decided that Forum Games is a better place for this. How do I delete topics? Sit still and a Mod will move the topic sooner or later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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