The Game of Thrones Episode Elimination Game.

[K-26dp]

Heal A Golden Crown because Harry Lloyd rocks.

Hurt Breaker of Chains because Dontos and Sansa row from a clear, sunny day into dark fog, all within Blackwater Bay.

1. Winter Is Coming 8
2. The Kingsroad 5
3. Lord Snow 4
4. Cripples, Bastards and Broken Things 5
5. The Wolf and the Lion 5
6. A Golden Crown 7 +
7. You Win Or You Die 5
8. The Pointy End 6
9. Baelor 7
10. Fire and Blood 6

11. The North Remembers 5
13. What Is Dead May Never Die 6
15. The Ghost of Harrenhal 5
16. The Old Gods and the New 4
17. A Man Without Honor 4
18. The Prince of Winterfell 5
19. Blackwater 8
20. Valar Morghulis 4

21. Valar Dohaeris 5
22. Dark Wings, Dark Words 5
23. Walk of Punishment 4
24. And Now His Watch Is Ended 8
25. Kissed by Fire 6
26. The Climb 5
28. Second Sons 5
29. The Rains of Castamere 7
30. Mhysa 5

31. Two Swords 6
32. The Lion and the Rose 5
33. Breaker of Chains 1 -
34. Oathkeeper 5
35. First of His Name 4
36. The Laws of Gods and Men 6
37. Mockingbird 5
38. The Mountain and the Viper 6
39. The Watchers on the Wall 7
40. The Children 6

Eliminated:

38. 3.07 The Bear and the Maiden Fair

39. 2.02 The Night Lands

40. 2.04 Garden of Bones

[Frey Pies]

Heal Breaker of Chains for TyTom godliness.

Hurt The Ghost of Harrenhal

1. Winter Is Coming 8
2. The Kingsroad 5
3. Lord Snow 4
4. Cripples, Bastards and Broken Things 5
5. The Wolf and the Lion 5
6. A Golden Crown 7
7. You Win Or You Die 5
8. The Pointy End 6
9. Baelor 7
10. Fire and Blood 6

11. The North Remembers 5
13. What Is Dead May Never Die 6
15. The Ghost of Harrenhal 4 -
16. The Old Gods and the New 4
17. A Man Without Honor 4
18. The Prince of Winterfell 5
19. Blackwater 8
20. Valar Morghulis 4

21. Valar Dohaeris 5
22. Dark Wings, Dark Words 5
23. Walk of Punishment 4
24. And Now His Watch Is Ended 8
25. Kissed by Fire 6
26. The Climb 5
28. Second Sons 5
29. The Rains of Castamere 7
30. Mhysa 5

31. Two Swords 6
32. The Lion and the Rose 5
33. Breaker of Chains 2+
34. Oathkeeper 5
35. First of His Name 4
36. The Laws of Gods and Men 6
37. Mockingbird 5
38. The Mountain and the Viper 6
39. The Watchers on the Wall 7
40. The Children 6

Eliminated:

38. 3.07 The Bear and the Maiden Fair

39. 2.02 The Night Lands

40. 2.04 Garden of Bones

[Edd Viper]

Heal Lord Snow

Hurt Breaker of Chains for silly rape scene silliness

[Ours if the Fury]

HURT 40!!!

Heal 19

[Annara Snow]

Heal Lord Snow

Hurt Breaker of Chains for silly rape scene silliness

HURT 40!!!

Heal 19

Heal The Lion and the Rose

Kill Breaker of Chains with fire because - where do I even start? A sex scene that accidentally became rape... shitty filler for Sandor that's 180 degrees from what he did in the book and makes him look like a hypocrite after he said he wasn't a thief just 2 episodes before... the illogical way Sansa and Dontos escape... the OTT Thenns in a scene that reminded me of the way they used to portray Native Americans in old Westerns.

1. Winter Is Coming 8

2. The Kingsroad 5

3. Lord Snow 5 +

4. Cripples, Bastards and Broken Things 5

5. The Wolf and the Lion 5

6. A Golden Crown 7

7. You Win Or You Die 5

8. The Pointy End 6

9. Baelor 7

10. Fire and Blood 6

11. The North Remembers 5

13. What Is Dead May Never Die 6

15. The Ghost of Harrenhal 4

16. The Old Gods and the New 4

17. A Man Without Honor 4

18. The Prince of Winterfell 5

19. Blackwater 9 +

20. Valar Morghulis 4

21. Valar Dohaeris 5

22. Dark Wings, Dark Words 5

23. Walk of Punishment 4

24. And Now His Watch Is Ended 8

25. Kissed by Fire 6

26. The Climb 5

28. Second Sons 5

29. The Rains of Castamere 7

30. Mhysa 5

31. Two Swords 6

32. The Lion and the Rose 6 +

33. Breaker of Chains 0 - -

34. Oathkeeper 5

35. First of His Name 4

36. The Laws of Gods and Men 6

37. Mockingbird 5

38. The Mountain and the Viper 6

39. The Watchers on the Wall 7

40. The Children 5 -

Eliminated:

36.

37. 4.03 Breaker of Chains

38. 3.07 The Bear and the Maiden Fair

39. 2.02 The Night Lands

40. 2.04 Garden of Bones

[Kungsmurfen]

Heal the climb, Hurt oathkeeper

[Annara Snow]

Heal the climb, Hurt oathkeeper

Heal Second Sons (as long as you forget how much they watered down Sansa's wedding compared to the book, it's an exceptional episode - I especially love the Sam/Gilly scene)

Hurt The Old Gods and the New, because WHERE ARE MY DRAGONS??!?!??!?!!

And everything else in the episode was pretty lame or average (Robb/Talisa, Jon/Ygritte, the silly scene of Arya trying not to be noticed by LF, Osha sleeping with Theon for no good reason except the writers love the trope of women using sex to get what they want even when they don't actually need to have sex to get what they want), with the exception of the KL stuff.

1. Winter Is Coming 8

2. The Kingsroad 5

3. Lord Snow 5

4. Cripples, Bastards and Broken Things 5

5. The Wolf and the Lion 5

6. A Golden Crown 7

7. You Win Or You Die 5

8. The Pointy End 6

9. Baelor 7

10. Fire and Blood 6

11. The North Remembers 5

13. What Is Dead May Never Die 6

15. The Ghost of Harrenhal 4

16. The Old Gods and the New 3 -

17. A Man Without Honor 4

18. The Prince of Winterfell 5

19. Blackwater 9

20. Valar Morghulis 4

21. Valar Dohaeris 5

22. Dark Wings, Dark Words 5

23. Walk of Punishment 4

24. And Now His Watch Is Ended 8

25. Kissed by Fire 6

26. The Climb 6 +

28. Second Sons 6 +

29. The Rains of Castamere 7

30. Mhysa 5

31. Two Swords 6

32. The Lion and the Rose 6

34. Oathkeeper 4 -

35. First of His Name 4

36. The Laws of Gods and Men 6

37. Mockingbird 5

38. The Mountain and the Viper 6

39. The Watchers on the Wall 7

40. The Children 5

Eliminated:

36.

37. 4.03 Breaker of Chains

38. 3.07 The Bear and the Maiden Fair

39. 2.02 The Night Lands

40. 2.04 Garden of Bones

[BastardlyRock]

Hurt 40

Heal 5

[Annara Snow]

Hurt 40

Heal 5

heal Oathkeeper

hurt WHERE ARE MY DRAG... I mean The Old Gods and the New

1. Winter Is Coming 8

2. The Kingsroad 5

3. Lord Snow 5

4. Cripples, Bastards and Broken Things 5

5. The Wolf and the Lion 6 +

6. A Golden Crown 7

7. You Win Or You Die 5

8. The Pointy End 6

9. Baelor 7

10. Fire and Blood 6

11. The North Remembers 5

13. What Is Dead May Never Die 6

15. The Ghost of Harrenhal 4

16. The Old Gods and the New 2 -

17. A Man Without Honor 4

18. The Prince of Winterfell 5

19. Blackwater 9

20. Valar Morghulis 4

21. Valar Dohaeris 5

22. Dark Wings, Dark Words 5

23. Walk of Punishment 4

24. And Now His Watch Is Ended 8

25. Kissed by Fire 6

26. The Climb 6

28. Second Sons 6

29. The Rains of Castamere 7

30. Mhysa 5

31. Two Swords 6

32. The Lion and the Rose 6

34. Oathkeeper 5 +

35. First of His Name 4

36. The Laws of Gods and Men 6

37. Mockingbird 5

38. The Mountain and the Viper 6

39. The Watchers on the Wall 7

40. The Children 4 -

Eliminated:

36.

37. 4.03 Breaker of Chains

38. 3.07 The Bear and the Maiden Fair

39. 2.02 The Night Lands

40. 2.04 Garden of Bones

[Frey Pies]

Heal 40

Hurt 17

1. Winter Is Coming 8
2. The Kingsroad 5
3. Lord Snow 5
4. Cripples, Bastards and Broken Things 5
5. The Wolf and the Lion 6
6. A Golden Crown 7
7. You Win Or You Die 5
8. The Pointy End 6
9. Baelor 7
10. Fire and Blood 6

11. The North Remembers 5
13. What Is Dead May Never Die 6
15. The Ghost of Harrenhal 4
16. The Old Gods and the New 2
17. A Man Without Honor 3-
18. The Prince of Winterfell 5
19. Blackwater 9
20. Valar Morghulis 4

21. Valar Dohaeris 5
22. Dark Wings, Dark Words 5
23. Walk of Punishment 4
24. And Now His Watch Is Ended 8
25. Kissed by Fire 6
26. The Climb 6
28. Second Sons 6
29. The Rains of Castamere 7
30. Mhysa 5

31. Two Swords 6
32. The Lion and the Rose 6
34. Oathkeeper 5
35. First of His Name 4
36. The Laws of Gods and Men 6
37. Mockingbird 5
38. The Mountain and the Viper 6
39. The Watchers on the Wall 7
40. The Children 5 +

Eliminated:

36.

37. 4.03 Breaker of Chains

38. 3.07 The Bear and the Maiden Fair

39. 2.02 The Night Lands

40. 2.04 Garden of Bones

[Edd Viper]

Heal The Pointy End - great from start to finish

Hurt A Man Without Honour

[Annara Snow]

Heal The Pointy End - great from start to finish

Hurt A Man Without Honour

Heal Walk of Punishment - other than the stupid Pod scene, a strong episode

Hurt WHERE ARE MY DRAGONS???

1. Winter Is Coming 8

2. The Kingsroad 5

3. Lord Snow 5

4. Cripples, Bastards and Broken Things 5

5. The Wolf and the Lion 6

6. A Golden Crown 7

7. You Win Or You Die 5

8. The Pointy End 7 +

9. Baelor 7

10. Fire and Blood 6

11. The North Remembers 5

13. What Is Dead May Never Die 6

15. The Ghost of Harrenhal 4

16. The Old Gods and the New 1 -

17. A Man Without Honor 2 -

18. The Prince of Winterfell 5

19. Blackwater 9

20. Valar Morghulis 4

21. Valar Dohaeris 5

22. Dark Wings, Dark Words 5

23. Walk of Punishment 5 +

24. And Now His Watch Is Ended 8

25. Kissed by Fire 6

26. The Climb 6

28. Second Sons 6

29. The Rains of Castamere 7

30. Mhysa 5

31. Two Swords 6

32. The Lion and the Rose 6

34. Oathkeeper 5

35. First of His Name 4

36. The Laws of Gods and Men 6

37. Mockingbird 5

38. The Mountain and the Viper 6

39. The Watchers on the Wall 7

40. The Children 5

Eliminated:

36.

37. 4.03 Breaker of Chains

38. 3.07 The Bear and the Maiden Fair

39. 2.02 The Night Lands

40. 2.04 Garden of Bones

[K-26dp]

Hurt The North Remembers for being the worst season opener.

Heal The Children, because I believe The Children are our future.

1. Winter Is Coming 8
2. The Kingsroad 5
3. Lord Snow 5
4. Cripples, Bastards and Broken Things 5
5. The Wolf and the Lion 6
6. A Golden Crown 7
7. You Win Or You Die 5
8. The Pointy End 7
9. Baelor 7
10. Fire and Blood 6

11. The North Remembers 4 -
13. What Is Dead May Never Die 6
15. The Ghost of Harrenhal 4
16. The Old Gods and the New 1
17. A Man Without Honor 2
18. The Prince of Winterfell 5
19. Blackwater 9
20. Valar Morghulis 4

21. Valar Dohaeris 5
22. Dark Wings, Dark Words 5
23. Walk of Punishment 5
24. And Now His Watch Is Ended 8
25. Kissed by Fire 6
26. The Climb 6
28. Second Sons 6
29. The Rains of Castamere 7
30. Mhysa 5

31. Two Swords 6
32. The Lion and the Rose 6
34. Oathkeeper 5
35. First of His Name 4
36. The Laws of Gods and Men 6
37. Mockingbird 5
38. The Mountain and the Viper 6
39. The Watchers on the Wall 7
40. The Children 6 +

Eliminated:

36.

37. 4.03 Breaker of Chains

38. 3.07 The Bear and the Maiden Fair

39. 2.02 The Night Lands

40. 2.04 Garden of Bones

[Annara Snow]

I don't remember The North Remembers being bad, especially not by season 2 standards, and I think it may have been a little better than Valar Dohaeris. In any case, there are much worse episodes in season 2 - and other seasons...

Heal Fire and Blood

Hurt Mhysa for crowdsurfing/unintentional parody, and the "Sansa and Tyrion could have totally been BFFs if not for the RW! We swear!" fanfic bullshit

1. Winter Is Coming 8
2. The Kingsroad 5
3. Lord Snow 5
4. Cripples, Bastards and Broken Things 5
5. The Wolf and the Lion 6
6. A Golden Crown 7
7. You Win Or You Die 5
8. The Pointy End 7
9. Baelor 7
10. Fire and Blood 7 +

11. The North Remembers 4
13. What Is Dead May Never Die 6
15. The Ghost of Harrenhal 4
16. The Old Gods and the New 1
17. A Man Without Honor 2
18. The Prince of Winterfell 5
19. Blackwater 9
20. Valar Morghulis 4

21. Valar Dohaeris 5
22. Dark Wings, Dark Words 5
23. Walk of Punishment 5
24. And Now His Watch Is Ended 8
25. Kissed by Fire 6
26. The Climb 6
28. Second Sons 6
29. The Rains of Castamere 7
30. Mhysa 4 -

31. Two Swords 6
32. The Lion and the Rose 6
34. Oathkeeper 5
35. First of His Name 4
36. The Laws of Gods and Men 6
37. Mockingbird 5
38. The Mountain and the Viper 6
39. The Watchers on the Wall 7
40. The Children 6

Eliminated:

36.

37. 4.03 Breaker of Chains

38. 3.07 The Bear and the Maiden Fair

39. 2.02 The Night Lands

40. 2.04 Garden of Bones

[K-26dp]

I don't remember The North Remembers being bad, especially not by season 2 standards, and I think it may have been a little better than Valar Dohaeris. In any case, there are much worse episodes in season 2 - and other seasons...

Oh, there's several worse episodes (especially all of the ones eliminated already), but The North Remembers made an egregious error, especially for a season opener... it was kind of boring.

Heal Valar Morghulis, because it really was a nice speech.

Hurt A Man Without Honor, because "King of Qarth" is difficult to say.

1. Winter Is Coming 8

2. The Kingsroad 5

3. Lord Snow 5

4. Cripples, Bastards and Broken Things 5

5. The Wolf and the Lion 6

6. A Golden Crown 7

7. You Win Or You Die 5

8. The Pointy End 7

9. Baelor 7

10. Fire and Blood 7

11. The North Remembers 4

13. What Is Dead May Never Die 6

15. The Ghost of Harrenhal 4

16. The Old Gods and the New 1

17. A Man Without Honor 1 -

18. The Prince of Winterfell 5

19. Blackwater 9

20. Valar Morghulis 5 +

21. Valar Dohaeris 5

22. Dark Wings, Dark Words 5

23. Walk of Punishment 5

24. And Now His Watch Is Ended 8

25. Kissed by Fire 6

26. The Climb 6

28. Second Sons 6

29. The Rains of Castamere 7

30. Mhysa 4

31. Two Swords 6

32. The Lion and the Rose 6

34. Oathkeeper 5

35. First of His Name 4

36. The Laws of Gods and Men 6

37. Mockingbird 5

38. The Mountain and the Viper 6

39. The Watchers on the Wall 7

40. The Children 6

Eliminated:

36.

37. 4.03 Breaker of Chains

38. 3.07 The Bear and the Maiden Fair

39. 2.02 The Night Lands

40. 2.04 Garden of Bones

[Annara Snow]

Heal the birth of the dragons

Kill WHERE ARE MY DRAGONS???!!!

1. Winter Is Coming 8
2. The Kingsroad 5
3. Lord Snow 5
4. Cripples, Bastards and Broken Things 5
5. The Wolf and the Lion 6
6. A Golden Crown 7
7. You Win Or You Die 5
8. The Pointy End 7
9. Baelor 7
10. Fire and Blood 8 +

11. The North Remembers 4
13. What Is Dead May Never Die 6
15. The Ghost of Harrenhal 4
16. The Old Gods and the New 0 -
17. A Man Without Honor 1
18. The Prince of Winterfell 5
19. Blackwater 9
20. Valar Morghulis 5

21. Valar Dohaeris 5
22. Dark Wings, Dark Words 5
23. Walk of Punishment 5
24. And Now His Watch Is Ended 8
25. Kissed by Fire 6
26. The Climb 6
28. Second Sons 6
29. The Rains of Castamere 7
30. Mhysa 4

31. Two Swords 6
32. The Lion and the Rose 6
34. Oathkeeper 5
35. First of His Name 4
36. The Laws of Gods and Men 6
37. Mockingbird 5
38. The Mountain and the Viper 6
39. The Watchers on the Wall 7
40. The Children 6

Eliminated:

36. 2.06 The Old Gods and the New

37. 4.03 Breaker of Chains

38. 3.07 The Bear and the Maiden Fair

39. 2.02 The Night Lands

40. 2.04 Garden of Bones

[K-26dp]

Heal A Golden Crown because Emilia Clarke didn't puke.

Hurt Lord Snow, because it feels like justice.

1. Winter Is Coming 8
2. The Kingsroad 5
3. Lord Snow 4 -
4. Cripples, Bastards and Broken Things 5
5. The Wolf and the Lion 6
6. A Golden Crown 8 +
7. You Win Or You Die 5
8. The Pointy End 7
9. Baelor 7
10. Fire and Blood 8

11. The North Remembers 4
13. What Is Dead May Never Die 6
15. The Ghost of Harrenhal 4
17. A Man Without Honor 1
18. The Prince of Winterfell 5
19. Blackwater 9
20. Valar Morghulis 5

21. Valar Dohaeris 5
22. Dark Wings, Dark Words 5
23. Walk of Punishment 5
24. And Now His Watch Is Ended 8
25. Kissed by Fire 6
26. The Climb 6
28. Second Sons 6
29. The Rains of Castamere 7
30. Mhysa 4

31. Two Swords 6
32. The Lion and the Rose 6
34. Oathkeeper 5
35. First of His Name 4
36. The Laws of Gods and Men 6
37. Mockingbird 5
38. The Mountain and the Viper 6
39. The Watchers on the Wall 7
40. The Children 6

Eliminated:

36. 2.06 The Old Gods and the New

37. 4.03 Breaker of Chains

38. 3.07 The Bear and the Maiden Fair

39. 2.02 The Night Lands

40. 2.04 Garden of Bones

[BastardlyRock]

Kill 17, A Man Without Honor (because that's where they first began to get Jaime all wrong...)

Heal 5. The Wolf and the Lion

1. Winter Is Coming 8
2. The Kingsroad 5
3. Lord Snow 4
4. Cripples, Bastards and Broken Things 5
5. The Wolf and the Lion 7 +
6. A Golden Crown 8
7. You Win Or You Die 5
8. The Pointy End 7
9. Baelor 7
10. Fire and Blood 8

11. The North Remembers 4
13. What Is Dead May Never Die 6
15. The Ghost of Harrenhal 4
18. The Prince of Winterfell 5
19. Blackwater 9
20. Valar Morghulis 5

21. Valar Dohaeris 5
22. Dark Wings, Dark Words 5
23. Walk of Punishment 5
24. And Now His Watch Is Ended 8
25. Kissed by Fire 6
26. The Climb 6
28. Second Sons 6
29. The Rains of Castamere 7
30. Mhysa 4

31. Two Swords 6
32. The Lion and the Rose 6
34. Oathkeeper 5
35. First of His Name 4
36. The Laws of Gods and Men 6
37. Mockingbird 5
38. The Mountain and the Viper 6
39. The Watchers on the Wall 7
40. The Children 6

Eliminated:

35. 2.07 A Man Without Honor

36. 2.06 The Old Gods and the New

37. 4.03 Breaker of Chains

38. 3.07 The Bear and the Maiden Fair

39. 2.02 The Night Lands

40. 2.04 Garden of Bones

[Annara Snow]

heal Oathkeeper (Ice Ice Baby)

hurt Mhysa

1. Winter Is Coming 8
2. The Kingsroad 5
3. Lord Snow 4
4. Cripples, Bastards and Broken Things 5
5. The Wolf and the Lion 7
6. A Golden Crown 8
7. You Win Or You Die 5
8. The Pointy End 7
9. Baelor 7
10. Fire and Blood 8

11. The North Remembers 4
13. What Is Dead May Never Die 6
15. The Ghost of Harrenhal 4
18. The Prince of Winterfell 5
19. Blackwater 9
20. Valar Morghulis 5

21. Valar Dohaeris 5
22. Dark Wings, Dark Words 5
23. Walk of Punishment 5
24. And Now His Watch Is Ended 8
25. Kissed by Fire 6
26. The Climb 6
28. Second Sons 6
29. The Rains of Castamere 7
30. Mhysa 3 -

31. Two Swords 6
32. The Lion and the Rose 6
34. Oathkeeper 6 +
35. First of His Name 4
36. The Laws of Gods and Men 6
37. Mockingbird 5
38. The Mountain and the Viper 6
39. The Watchers on the Wall 7
40. The Children 6

Eliminated:

34.

35. 2.07 A Man Without Honor

36. 2.06 The Old Gods and the New

37. 4.03 Breaker of Chains

38. 3.07 The Bear and the Maiden Fair

39. 2.02 The Night Lands

40. 2.04 Garden of Bones

[yomi]

Hurt 11, Heal 39

1. Winter Is Coming 8
2. The Kingsroad 5
3. Lord Snow 4
4. Cripples, Bastards and Broken Things 5
5. The Wolf and the Lion 7
6. A Golden Crown 8
7. You Win Or You Die 5
8. The Pointy End 7
9. Baelor 7
10. Fire and Blood 8

11. The North Remembers 3 -
13. What Is Dead May Never Die 6
15. The Ghost of Harrenhal 4
18. The Prince of Winterfell 5
19. Blackwater 9
20. Valar Morghulis 5

21. Valar Dohaeris 5
22. Dark Wings, Dark Words 5
23. Walk of Punishment 5
24. And Now His Watch Is Ended 8
25. Kissed by Fire 6
26. The Climb 6
28. Second Sons 6
29. The Rains of Castamere 7
30. Mhysa 3

31. Two Swords 6
32. The Lion and the Rose 6
34. Oathkeeper 6
35. First of His Name 4
36. The Laws of Gods and Men 6
37. Mockingbird 5
38. The Mountain and the Viper 6
39. The Watchers on the Wall 8 +
40. The Children 6

Eliminated:

34.

35. 2.07 A Man Without Honor

36. 2.06 The Old Gods and the New

37. 4.03 Breaker of Chains

38. 3.07 The Bear and the Maiden Fair

39. 2.02 The Night Lands

40. 2.04 Garden of Bones