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Bran at Winterfell's fest


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The whole scene was probably like this:



Jon: 'ncle benen, wan joni the wall.


What Benjen said: ..what?


What Jon heard: think about what you are saying.


Jon: no, i'm fine. take me with yu wohen return


What Benjen said: Jeez, Kid, you're as hammered as your real dad.


What Jon heard: The Wall is a dangerous hard place. You're young. You should talk with your dad.


Jon: daeroen targaryen was young whemn he congquered doern


What Benjen said: You all Targaryen are crazy.


What Jon heard: You all bastards are crazy.


Jon: bastards ablso haas honour. You no my daad


What Benjen said: True. I'm not your dad. Your father was Rhaegar, the Prince. You're not a bastard!


What Jon heard: You should go and father a bastard!


Jon: suth up! i won'ft have bastards, k? now, excuse me and that be my glass, gimme that.


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The whole scene was probably like this:

Jon: 'ncle benen, wan joni the wall.

What Benjen said: ..what?

What Jon heard: think about what you are saying.

Jon: no, i'm fine. take me with yu wohen return

What Benjen said: Jeez, Kid, you're as hammered as your real dad.

What Jon heard: The Wall is a dangerous hard place. You're young. You should talk with your dad.

Jon: daeroen targaryen was young whemn he congquered doern

What Benjen said: You all Targaryen are crazy.

What Jon heard: You all bastards are crazy.

Jon: bastards ablso haas honour. You no my daad

What Benjen said: True. I'm not your dad. Your father was Rhaegar, the Prince. You're not a bastard!

What Jon heard: You should go and father a bastard!

Jon: suth up! i won'ft have bastards, k? now, excuse me and that be my glass, gimme that.

I think you have a future of rewriting famous drunk scenes just like this!

And during this incoherent transaction, Bran walked by, said Hi and took his seat next to Rickon.

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The whole scene was probably like this:

Jon: 'ncle benen, wan joni the wall.

What Benjen said: ..what?

What Jon heard: think about what you are saying.

Jon: no, i'm fine. take me with yu wohen return

What Benjen said: Jeez, Kid, you're as hammered as your real dad.

What Jon heard: The Wall is a dangerous hard place. You're young. You should talk with your dad.

Jon: daeroen targaryen was young whemn he congquered doern

What Benjen said: You all Targaryen are crazy.

What Jon heard: You all bastards are crazy.

Jon: bastards ablso haas honour. You no my daad

What Benjen said: True. I'm not your dad. Your father was Rhaegar, the Prince. You're not a bastard!

What Jon heard: You should go and father a bastard!

Jon: suth up! i won'ft have bastards, k? now, excuse me and that be my glass, gimme that.

Geez kid, you're as hammered as your real dad.

I love what you did there!

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GRRM corrected this oversight later. From Storm 40 :

The ghost castles, Old Nan had called them. Maester Luwin had once made Bran learn the names of every one of the forts along the Wall. That had been hard; there were nineteen of them all told, though no more than seventeen had ever been manned at any one time. At the feast in honor of King Robert's visit to Winterfell, Bran had recited the names for his uncle Benjen, east to west and then west to east. Benjen Stark had laughed and said, "You know them better than I do, Bran. Perhaps you should be First Ranger. I'll stay here in your place." That was before Bran fell, though. Before he was broken. By the time he'd woken crippled from his sleep, his uncle had gone back to Castle Black.

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