mrlukeduke Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 There once was a man with no faceWho changed his form, features and raceHis gods were of manySo his mission might varyWater-dancing death's icy embrace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLittleFinger Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 There once was a man with no face Who changed his form, features and race His gods were of many So his mission might vary Water-dancing death's icy embrace There once was a knight all in white, Tasked with importance that night, He challenged the Bravosi, Killed him real easy, Now fan boys pray we're not right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Light a wight tonight Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 The lord of the Eyrie, Jon ArrynWas widely supposed to be barrenTil he wed Lysa Tully(Who was secretly sullied)Young Robert’s now his heir apparent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konradsmith Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 ^There's that meter. :cheers: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victarion Chainbreaker Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 A lassie both deadly and fair,With stunningly fire-kissed hair.She hated black crows,But loved her Lord Snow,'Cause he gave her the lord's kiss down there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kikajon Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 There was and old man named Crasterhis family was a disaster.He married each daughterEach boy he did slaughterAnd he thought he'd a godly pilaster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Sapna Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 There once was a knight named HuntWith brienne he fancied a puntShe turned him downAnd made him frownNow he never will get her sweet......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tynned Lannistark Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 In the twins lives an old grumpy guyHis descendants can't wait for to dieThey set up a nice weddingwith some blood and beheading and now they are served in a pie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kikajon Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 There was a young man called Greyjoythey took his most beloved toyso he grew very meekhe was then called Reeknow he's most exceedingly coy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Marquis de Leech Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 To the North it was quite part and parcelThat the Starks controlled Winterfell castleTill the ruling young kidWas deposed by a squidNow considered a treacherous arsehole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuthBolton Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 There once was a fellow called Ned;the Lannisters chopped off his head. Said the North "how insulting!"and went off revolting,and most of them ended up dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuthBolton Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 There once was a young man called Reekwho lacked teeth and whose dinner said "squeak!"To his master he panderedBut still got short-handed,And now, well he's kind of a freak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuthBolton Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 There was a young lady named AryaWhose gender, to her, was a barrier. Shouted she "I want swords! Not to marry high lords!"So she killed all the men who might marry 'er. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuthBolton Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 There was a Dothraki called Drogowho went for a Targaryen ho...She consorted with witcheswho poisoned his stitches,and taught him that he'd picked the wrong beau. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kikajon Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 Stark family has no love for the twins,be them towers or sons of Tywin'sfirst they wanted Bran deadthen a wedding was redso the family's getting more thin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kikajon Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 From Volantis to Myr and to BraavosYou won’t find none as good as Ser DavosServes a king who’s so sternThat without a concernOn a mission he sent him to Skagos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boar Island Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 There once was a kraken from Pykewhose poems nobody likedHe started to rhymebut realised it was hard, and quickly gave up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Needleworker Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 A young lord named Theon GreyjoyWas bereft of his favorite toy.But he still had his tongue,And the tongue was well-hung,So he's still Ramsey Bolton's best boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julia H. Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 A grim knight from an island called Bear,Whose proud Lady was fearsome and fair,Was bold enough to kiss herBut the Lady said, ”No, Ser,Yours are kisses a Queen cannot bear.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julia H. Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 By a huge northern wall made of iceStood a castle infested with miceWhen the wives came with EdAll the rodents there fledNow it’s full of a different vice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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