Emmit Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 Please refer to this text. Cat of the Canals is no one. But also Arya. So should we think of her as Shroedinger's Assassin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Not Appearing Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 Only if we write Pandora on the box. If we assume Lady Stoneheart is still married to Eddard, then it is adulterous that she is f*cking the Freys. What should her punishment be? Also, is it rude to call him Deaddard Stark? Explain your answer below. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emmit Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 Let me see if I can put this delicately... if we have to put up with people calling Jeyne Talisa, then there is no Lady Stoneheart, therefore she cannot be cuckolding Ned. Also acceptable nick names for Ned are Ned, Neddie, Smooshie, Babycakes, My Great Frozen Stiffy, and Carlos. But the real question is did Juliette Lyanna run away with Rhaegar, or was she kidnapped? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Egg Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 None of them. Lyanna kidnapped Rhaegar and killed him, only to be able to ride in his black armor and be killed by Robbie The dragon has three heads. Does that mean it's born among nuclear wastes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joy Hill Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 If Westeros had nuclear wastes, they would just dump them somewhere beyond the wall. What does Jaime like in a woman? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Killer Snark Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 A vulva/vagina and breasts. And girls named Cersei. Given the sexiness of Catelyn, Ygritte and Melisandre, and the future ravishing womanhood of Sansa, is it safe to say that GRR Martin has a thing for ladies with red hair? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Not Appearing Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 George puts the I in sexiness. Both Stark daughters' names and in an a. Are the Starks Spanish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emmit Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 Carlos Stark says, "¡No, que no son de España!" ¿De dónde son ellos? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Egg Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 They're Italian. Arya means air and Sansa is the waste of olive oil production If the Stark girls are Italian, where do their brother come from? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Not Appearing Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 Don't you mean where do their brothers come from? What happens when the adults of the forest come home? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emmit Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 The kids are going to have to explain why the forest is trashed. "No, Dad, we didn't have a party. The forest was broken into, and we found it this way." Is Sansa more of a Harry Potter or a Twilight fangirl? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Killer Snark Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 Que no es ni. Ella es Sansa. What is Latin for, "I am hung like a donkey, but I have better breath?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7-KG Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 "It's me, Mario!" Did you heard that? On 06/02/2016 at 10:56 PM, MaybeINeverSawACamel said: what's you're favorite i color Aaaargh, that hurts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emmit Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 Yes, yes I did. And yes. Yes it does. Lorras and Renly. Who's the pitcher and who's the catcher when they play baseball? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Not Appearing Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 2 hours ago, Emmit said: Is Sansa more of a Harry Potter or a Twilight fangirl? Not following thread format but Twilight is the obvious answer. She'd have Edward posters all over her room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Not Appearing Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 1 hour ago, Emmit said: Yes, yes I did. And yes. Yes it does. Lorras and Renly. Who's the pitcher and who's the catcher when they play baseball? Cricket is more popular in Westeros. If words are wind, does that explain why the longer books of the series blow more? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Egg Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 Verba volant, scripta manent If you jump off the Wall with a wingsuit, can you get to the Lands of Always Winter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Killer Snark Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 Get David Attenborough to help you build an igloo. Go and watch some penguins. If scabies actually caused scabs, would they be renamed 'scabbies'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Not Appearing Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 From now on I want you all to call me Loretta. Are penitent men the prayer (one who prays) or the prayer (the words said)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emmit Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 I thought they were the guys in prison. Cam or Peyton? (If you aren't American, I'll help you out: Peyton.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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