Joy Hill Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 Maybe if we took Stannis to Christmas town, he'd be happier. Is Robert team Edward or team Jacob? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePope Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 Robert hates the Targ Line... So he would side with Iron man. Can Dany's 3 dragons make more dragons? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joy Hill Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 You realise those dragons are like brothers and sisters right? Which asoiaf characters like getting spanked? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 Flaying is a truly awful punishment. All men must die, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7-KG Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 By that logic, men would be mortal. What's up with the White Walkers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joy Hill Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 They're singing "Let it gooo let it gooo" somewhere beyond the Wall. Will they ever figure out that love is the key to control their powers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emmit Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 First comes love, second comes marriage, then comes Elsa and an Other pushing a baby carriage. What is Doran Martell's favorite Broadway musical? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaybeINeverSawACamel Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 The red viper has no time for musicals, when there are people he still hasn't impregnated. Where is Loras' favorite place to meet men? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emmit Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 When he was on Beverley Hills 90210 it was the Peach Pit. But now? Probably some cowboy bar out by the airport. What is the name of said cowboy bar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joy Hill Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 I don't know what the original name was, but I think Loras changed it to "The stag and his little Rose" (he was never very subtle). There's no shampoo or hair masks in Westeros, so how come the Lannisters have such gorgeous hair? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Killer Snark Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 They scalp local tourists. How come some characters are described as having pretty teeth when nobody seems to have toothpaste? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaybeINeverSawACamel Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 You should see what's beneath my scarf. is anyone else slightly attracted to Hyle Hunts character? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joy Hill Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 He has nothing to inherit. You should try to hook up with a Hightower, or at least a Manderly. Is Hyle Hunt the poor man's Jaime Lannister? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaybeINeverSawACamel Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 Jaimie Lannister is a one hand Hyle Hunt. Did Stoneheart have a crush on Hyle Hunt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emmit Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 Cat didn't have a crush on Petyr. Did Ygritte deserve her fate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil' ghost Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 Wait, fate exists in ASOIAF? Will Bran be alive as long as Bloodraven has? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocksniffer Posted February 18, 2016 Author Share Posted February 18, 2016 a bird's life is shorter than a man's are the freys still waiting for tywin's reward... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joy Hill Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 The Freys are letting all their haters know that they can shut their pie holes. If Jon is a black brother, why is he white? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emmit Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 All men bleed red. Is the High Sparrow really Howland Reed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocksniffer Posted February 19, 2016 Author Share Posted February 19, 2016 no it was just high howland, step-son to wellknown ornithologist thadeous 'sparrow' reed... are there any other birds besides crows in westeros... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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