MaybeINeverSawACamel Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 They don't have elections in Westeros. Where did the Nights Watch get their tampons? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howlin' Howland Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 The same place they got their shampoo. Heads or tails? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaybeINeverSawACamel Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 Torsos. Why did Ramsey torture Theon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolorous Gabe Posted February 27, 2016 Share Posted February 27, 2016 You call that torture? Good old fashioned flaying? Why, back in my day........ Will no one think of the children? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howlin' Howland Posted February 27, 2016 Share Posted February 27, 2016 I'm sure the faceless men would target children for the right price. Do you prefer Star Trek or Star Wars? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7-KG Posted February 27, 2016 Share Posted February 27, 2016 Battling in the space would be as boring as travelling in it. Which of the 5 kings is better fit to rule? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaybeINeverSawACamel Posted February 27, 2016 Share Posted February 27, 2016 The One True King is north of the Wall, raising the dead. Does Biter have any cavities? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westorosi Batgirl Posted February 27, 2016 Share Posted February 27, 2016 They don't keep dental records in Westoros. Why didn't Summer and Shaggy Dog not smell Wex? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minstral Posted February 27, 2016 Share Posted February 27, 2016 I need to go home.... I wish it was easier to get home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emmit Posted February 27, 2016 Share Posted February 27, 2016 There, there, Minstral. But you need to know that even if you go home, things are going to be different. People have moved on with their lives since you've left. You are searching for a sense of nostalgia that simply isn't there. Ultimately, your trip home will just be a disappointment. When will Dany finally reach Westeros and claim her throne? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westorosi Batgirl Posted February 27, 2016 Share Posted February 27, 2016 In due time, my friend, in due time. Who poisoned the honeyed locusts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emmit Posted February 28, 2016 Share Posted February 28, 2016 Dany. It was all a ruse. Dragon vs. hoard of Others. Who wins? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westorosi Batgirl Posted February 28, 2016 Share Posted February 28, 2016 Batman Are there lemon trees in Bravos? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emmit Posted February 29, 2016 Share Posted February 29, 2016 There are coffee shops. Little hipster places off the beaten path. My favorite place the The Cafe Black and White. The coffee there is to die for. Who is the Cat of the Canals? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaybeINeverSawACamel Posted February 29, 2016 Share Posted February 29, 2016 Alf is. Who would win in a fight between Gendry and a smoked ham? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7-KG Posted February 29, 2016 Share Posted February 29, 2016 Gendry is a blacksmith, not a fighter. How is it like to be Gregor Clegane's squire? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westorosi Batgirl Posted February 29, 2016 Share Posted February 29, 2016 Why don't you ask him? If the Horn of Juramon blows and no one hears it, does The Wall fall? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howlin' Howland Posted February 29, 2016 Share Posted February 29, 2016 When you say "no one" are you talking about the faceless men? And what would they have to do with the horn of winter? If you were a food critic how many stars would you give to Jojen Paste? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emmit Posted February 29, 2016 Share Posted February 29, 2016 High marks for the Jojen paste itself, but the atmosphere of the dining establishment leaves something to be desired. The question should be would you eat the Jojen paste in the first place? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted February 29, 2016 Share Posted February 29, 2016 That's a stupid question. Stop bothering me. Now will someone please save my soul? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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