Westorosi Batgirl Posted February 29, 2016 Share Posted February 29, 2016 Didn't Jesus do that? What does giant's milk taste like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaybeINeverSawACamel Posted February 29, 2016 Share Posted February 29, 2016 I'm lactose intolerant, I wouldn't know. who would win in a fight between Melisandre and Stevie Nicks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joy Hill Posted February 29, 2016 Share Posted February 29, 2016 The night is dark and full of turnips. How come noone ever offered Gyles Rosby a cough drop? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emmit Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 They did, he politely said, "No, thank you." There are several instances of cannibalism in the books: The Rat King, Frey pie, Jojen paste, and the slow, poetic consumption of Vargo Hoat. Which is the funnest example of eating other humans? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolorous Gabe Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 Does it matter which is funniest? I think the only question that truly matters is: which is the best accompaniment to said cannibalism; "some fava beans" and A - a nice special Arbor Gold? B - A dark Dornish Strongwine? Or C - A sweet red from the Reach? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westorosi Batgirl Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 I'm more of a whisky girl. Does sex with an Other give you frostbite? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howlin' Howland Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 Only if you're doing it wrong. Who has the best house words? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaybeINeverSawACamel Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 Houses can't talk. Where does Sansa get her hair products? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westorosi Batgirl Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 A salon Did Tywin ever shit gold? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 Do I look like a gastroenterologist to you? How do the books end? I'll literally die if I don't find out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westorosi Batgirl Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 With the last page. Did Quentin Survive? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 Doubtless some chap named Quentin is alive somewhere; so yes. What price glory? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howlin' Howland Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 Everything is worth what its purchaser will pay for it. Who should I vote for in the Super Tuesday primaries? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolorous Gabe Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 Slynt for Lord Commander President. The only sensible choice. I've been hit with a poisoned arrow by a bog devil. What should I do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westorosi Batgirl Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 You used to be an adventurer like me until you took an arrow to the knee. What's so sweet about Sweet Robin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7-KG Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 He's a sick boy, that means he has a disease. Why was Ned Stark executed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joy Hill Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 I hear he was involved in a love triangle with Robert and Cersei. Why didn't Jorel send Superman to Planetos? They need him a lot more than we do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaybeINeverSawACamel Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 Superman is dead. Since when was it okay to cheer for Stannis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7-KG Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 When he first appeared in ACOK, of course. Why do you even asked this !? Why can't you just bow down to the one true king? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaybeINeverSawACamel Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Because my back is broke and Joffery is dead. Who would have given Joff the most sons, Margery or Sandor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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