Howlin' Howland

1) 2. Rhaegar googled age of consent. 2) 6. The perfect Targaryen prince snores...really loudly! 3) 7. She squeezed the toothpaste from the middle.

Dagnabbit. Good game Emmit and well played.

Coathanger abortion.

1) 1. Snow crushed under rushing Sam, carrying books. 2) 7. Squishers come uproariously rampaging - stoned crow bastard! 3) 5. Noseless buddy extinguishes dragon's fire.

1) 3. Entering Westeros, nobody kneels. Overmatched, empress falls. 2) 2. Queen Dany butchered with gruesome latte. 3) 1. Euron wields navy? Kind of ... er ... forgot. I think this game should be book specific so I downgrade show references. But wow, both show references were elite.

HC, I didn't understand this reference???

1) 2. Sweetrobin’s judgment: guilty. Undoing: tempest gliding. 2) 6. Death overcome? Mother finds new life IS death. 3) 7. Redly dispatches, with last breath revives, betrayer.

1) 2. In the brothel, sipping Baelish's "adulterated" wine. 2) 3. "He's stupid." Dany whistled humiliatingly. "Garrotte him!" 3) 6. His survival depends where his gold is.

1) 5. Profoundly suicidal, accepts last darkness. Above, Seven weep. 2) 1. Protecting Sansa: a lone dog against seventy wights! 3) 4. Yikes! Irrefutable undoing: toxic, odorous, mouldy poultry.

1) 2. Evidence names the Kingslayer? Faceless shadow warrior! 2) 6. Envenomed Needle. Toxic kiss from she wolf. 3) 5. In the dinette, burnt haggis. Dragon lunch!

The deadline was Wednesday.

1) 3. Obviously, build massive unbreachable wall to stop crossing. 2) 5. Dracarys! (affirmed: grilling naturally annihilates Night King). 3) 4. "Dolorous" guardian nonchalantly assassinates Night's King!

The show's a mess, I don't think it's canon. Please ignore it.

I'm not going to spend any time on this website for the next six weeks. If you want to try and run a game while the show is airing I wish you the best of luck.

1) 8. Lumpyhead, Weasel, Mercy, Beth, Horseface . . ends cruelly. 2) 5. Demonically needled by Euron. Solace in Nymeria's avengement. 3) 3. Left wounded, mirroring beaten Hound. Enemy closes.