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[Joy Hill]

You seem very confident that there'll actually be a release date.

 

I think a release date might be announced next christmas. Am I crazy?

[Raisin' Bran]

I will leave the courts to decide that.

How much is too much?

[Darkstream]

That all depends...

How much is just the right amount?

 

[Count Balerion]

3 million gold dragons, if they're paid to me.

What is in the depths of Drogon's soul?

[Darkstream]

Fire Ice.

Stannis (Show only) sacrificed his daughter in order to travel about a mile, in a half of inch of snow and light flurries. Would it be unreasonable of me to sacrifice my beloved niece, if it would bring the Winds of Winter?

 

[Raisin' Bran]

I do not know if they have Child Protective Services (or an equivalent) in Alberta.

Did Darkstream go a little too far?

[Count Balerion]

Only if show-Stannis did.

Is infanticide bad? For that matter, is blowing up the Great Sept really bad? Or is that a value-judgement?

[Darkstream]

If you happen to be d$d, or one of their fans, you would say that it is "badass".

*Asks nervously*  Did show-Stannis go too far?

[Joy Hill]

I don't see why. He did ask for Shireen's consent.

 

Should we be more scared that the Others are coming or that Trump was elected president?

[Raisin' Bran]

That question suggests you are out of touch with reality.

How does one go about removing their head from their rectum?

[Joy Hill]

I think you need Tormund's member for that.

 

How can we scientifically explain that Tormund's member was originally four times the size of any other member?

[Count Balerion]

Get an expert in physical anthropology to perform tests.

Which dwagon is cutest?

[Raisin' Bran]

 Please define cute

Who is the most unattractive person we have read about during the course of the books?

[Count Balerion]

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder?

Is there anyone in the series who ISN'T secretly a Targ?

[Darkstream]

Sorry, but the answer to that question is a secret.

Will Jalabhar Xho play a significant role in the upcoming events in King's Landing?

[Joy Hill]

For all we know, he's a secret Targ.

What would happen if social services were created in Westeros ?

 

[Count Balerion]

The great lords would portray their recipients as icky and cut them.

Could Jon warg the sun and have it melt the Others?

[Raisin' Bran]

You need to stop making up rules for skinchangers.

Is there gold in the village?

[Darkstream]

It'll take a rat chewing my guts out before I reveal the answer to that question.

So I keep hearing that "it is known". But is it really, is it known? How is it known, and by whom?

[WinterFox]

1 hour ago, Darkstream said:

It'll take a rat chewing my guts out before I reveal the answer to that question.

So I keep hearing that "it is known". But is it really, is it known? How is it known, and by whom?

The first thing you have to do is boil the water. After it gets a healthy steam going, shuck your corn on top of the crab. But do not forget to light the candle of misfortune, or the whole thing has to be redone.

I cannot decide where to go back to school. Any advice?