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Do you think Oberyn actually poisoned Tywin?


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Tywin has been constipated for decades. Joanna gave him a dose of widow’s blood to keep him out of her bed as much as possible.

 

Guard 1: “Why does Tywin spend so much time in the privy?”

Guard 2: ”Haven’t you heard where all his gold comes from? It takes a long time to shit that much gold”.

Tyrion knew Tywin would be in the bathroom because that’s where Tywin always is.

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extra thought on this

We know doran despises loss of life esp innocent kids so a 'special ops' assasination mission seems to make sense.

taking in mycella lures them into a false sense of security BUT tyrion had pre-conditions....the dornish mass in the passes to prevent the pro stannis marcher lords joining the mannis.

If doran really wanted just mindless violence on the lannisters all he had to do was refuse the offer and let stannis land and add some loyal  stormlords to his small forces at wars start (or hell even join him) the addition of such troops may have snowballee into possibly some.other stormlords joining his cause 

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