israfel070 Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Let's do a whole thread of these for different characters! I'll start. "Men call me the Hound. I am of the childhood trauma." "Men call me the Mother of Dragons. I am of the unlikely chain of events." "Men call me Lord Snow. I am of the secretive nookie." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iheartseverus Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 [quote name='israfel070' post='1683687' date='Feb 11 2009, 20.58']Let's do a whole thread of these for different characters! I'll start. "Men call me the Hound. I am of the childhood trauma." "Men call me the Mother of Dragons. I am of the unlikely chain of events." "Men call me Lord Snow. I am of the secretive nookie."[/quote] Poor, poor Darkstar. :bawl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El-ahrairah Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 "Men call me Coldhands. I am of the Crow." "Men call me Hot Pie. I am of the Bottom." "Men call me Hodor. I am of the /*/*/*/*/* " No, we're not finding out quite yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_BlauerDragon Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 This is harder than it looks... "Men call me Hot-Pie. I am of the tasty pastry" "Men call me UnGregor. I am of the spare parts that Qyburn [i]found[/i]." "Men call me the Spider. I am of the neutered" "Men call me King beyond the wall. I am of the Wildings, Wargs, Giants, and Bear Baggers" "Men call me StoneHeart. I am of the crap that was found floating in the river and should have been left there." "Men call me the Beauty. I am of the Sapphires." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iheartseverus Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 "Men call me Catelyn. I am of the Frozen [i]Cat[/i]-fish." "Men call me Lysa. I am of the Desperate Housewives." "Men call me Vargo Hoat. I am of the atha, athah, athahin... killers." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bolton Bastard Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Men call me King Robert, and I probably fucked your wife/daughter/sister/cousin/aunt/niece. Edit: special thanks to Blauer for catching my mistake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_BlauerDragon Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 [quote name='Bolton Bastard' post='1683714' date='Feb 11 2009, 19.21']Men call me King Robert, and I probably fucked your wife/daughter/sister.[/quote] You forgot Cousin/Aunt/Niece. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iheartseverus Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 "Men call me Blauer Dragon. I am of the N+A=J." :devil: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Blackfish Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Men call me Hodor. Hodor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
israfel070 Posted February 12, 2009 Author Share Posted February 12, 2009 [quote name='iheartseverus' post='1683708' date='Feb 11 2009, 18.16']"Men call me Vargo Hoat. I am of the atha, athah, athahin... killers."[/quote] AHAHAHA! NIIIICE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iheartseverus Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 [quote name='israfel070' post='1683747' date='Feb 11 2009, 22.02']AHAHAHA! NIIIICE![/quote] Thankth! :kiss: (Vargo is eathy) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward the Great Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Men call me Littlefinger, I am of sheep pellets. Men call me Tywin, I am the true power behind the throne. Men call me Margaery, my privy purse is more powerful than Tywin. Men call me Edmure, I am the floppy fish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iheartseverus Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 "Men call me Petyr Baelish. My unfavorite movie is 'To Kill A Mockingbird'." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iheartseverus Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 "Men call me Loras. Men call me." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Marquis de Leech Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Men call me Dolorous Ed. I am of the Comic Relief. Men call me Cersei. I call men. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holyte Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Men call me Kingslayer. I am of the Kingsguard. Men call me Incompetent Dolt, Coward, and Blount. I am of the Food Taster. Of the Kingsguard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shapur Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: That's [i]really[/i] fun. Ok, my turn. Men call me the Lunk, and I am of... eh, I am the Tall. Men call me Cersei, Queen Regent, and I am of the Nuts. Men call me Jaquen, and I am No One. Truly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouroboros Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Men call me Ned, I am of the Dead. Men call me Eddison Tollet, or they would if they remembered it was my real name. Men call me Aurane, I am of the Waters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General_Lee Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 I love you guys :grouphug: this thread is sooo funny :thumbsup: Men call me Walder, I am of the Twins Men call me Joffrey, I am of the Twins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shapur Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Men call me Maester Aemon, and I am... :sleep: Oh, Egg, where are we? Men call me Cersei, Smallfolk call me brotherfucker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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