Ser Nevarc Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 O from The Last Hearth he came,Roaring that little Stark's name.He fought fierce in battleNow Frey-ish chains rattleNot long shall they that giant tame! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Marquis de Leech Posted October 17, 2009 Author Share Posted October 17, 2009 This thread isn't properly broken in yet. We need a Sam's Mast limerick:At the sight of sweet Gilly Sam's hardBeneath his great cushions of lard.Whilst he guzzles a drinkHis ship-mast so pinkLeaves the minds of the readers all scarred. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the silent speaker Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 Said Snow, "Tarly, go forge a chain.You will not be craven again.You'll carve up the deadIf it gets you ahead;In Oldtown, the dead won't complain." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Other-in-law Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 To the old gods Sam swore to be chasteand Gilly thought this was a wastefor she was so limbershe shivered his timberBut the witnessing wood was unfaced. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Marquis de Leech Posted October 27, 2009 Author Share Posted October 27, 2009 While still not exceedingly vicious,Sansa's becoming Baelishous:Tell the truth 'bout her aunt?I'm afraid she just can't!(Though the murder was truly delicious). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomDayne Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 Allways was he up for a fight,Lem Lemoncloak thought he was right.When they asked if he washed,Lem Lemoncloak quashed.For his urine soaked cloak was pure white. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Nevarc Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 Once all readers would well agreeThey hated that golden Jaime!They'd wanted him hanged -But all of that changed,In STORM got his own POV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jakob Lightbringer Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 Here comes the host of King Stannis,Whose justice is like to unman us,With his priestess in tow,He'll entreat with Lord Snow,While we whisper: sic semper tyrannis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Marquis de Leech Posted November 20, 2009 Author Share Posted November 20, 2009 The wielder of one Widows' WailWas, frankly, a bona fide fail:When told to take "heads"He took off poor Ned'sBut did not his young wife "impale". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Other-in-law Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 Brienne, after breaking her word,was made to choose "noose" (or else "sword")she was lynched for her flaws,but still true to the cause,with her dieing breath shouted out "Fnord"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Errant Bard Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 Within the white walls of WinterfellRests a ravishing redheaded damselwhen a guy she abhorscomes smashing her doorsshe rips his head off, breaking the spell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dolorouseddwasright Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 There was a bad young king named JoffLord Eddard's head he enjoyed taking offSomeone poisoned his drinkThen blamed Tyrion, what a finkAt least the realm's better off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
999th Commander Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 Young Aeron was known far and nearof his fondness for wine, mead and beer.Won a bet with his memberfor drowning each ember,and feasted on goat for a year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
999th Commander Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 There 'twas a young knight named Lorasof his exploits did every maid chorus.but to their dismaythe young lad was gayquoth Renly "Loras, kindly blow us." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Greguh Posted November 27, 2009 Share Posted November 27, 2009 Said Aeron, "A hearth fire light;I've a mind for a non-standard fight.Here's a bet that's a lockFor it's only my cockAgainst flames of such unsurpassed might." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the silent speaker Posted November 27, 2009 Share Posted November 27, 2009 Said Euron, his eye all asneer,"You've failed with this dragon egg here."The maester imploredAs he went overboard,"But wait -- it has not been a year!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Greguh Posted November 27, 2009 Share Posted November 27, 2009 Said Theon, "This job is a joke;I've a loftier fire to stoke.Without too much hassleI'll go take a castleAnd find some new girls to poke." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Ent Posted November 27, 2009 Share Posted November 27, 2009 Said Tristifer, “Asha, how hotlyI love you. Please be Mrs. Botley.”But Asha rejectedhim, as we expected,so now he wears fig’rative motley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Other-in-law Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 A hatmaker from far off Yi Tisaid 'when all the dandies see methey'll think I'm so funkywith this tail of a monkeythat I'll make millinery hist'ry!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Chaos of Skagos Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 In the time when his legend was formingit happened each dawn without warninga fact not widely knownthey referred to his bonewhen they dubbed him the sword of the morningOk ok ok I know it's stupid but I always thought of morning wood when I heard that name... :leaving: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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